So who's gonna win this NFC showdown tonight?
I'm psyched to watch this one. I'm gonna put on my Derrick Thomas jersey, pick up my buddy Mike Utley and head over to Dennis Byrd's house.
I hope his fucking wife ain't home, though. Last time we got together, I got really hammered and I guess I called her a cunt or something. Anyway, bitch fucking switched the channel to some home and garden faggot shit and left the remote on the coffee table AND LEFT. The three of us could only stare at the fucking remote and wish we could grab it. Fuck.
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Re: MNF Bears Rams!
So if you can't grab a fucking remote, how do you manage to get drunk?Quad McWheels wrote:So who's gonna win this NFC showdown tonight?
I'm psyched to watch this one. I'm gonna put on my Derrick Thomas jersey, pick up my buddy Mike Utley and head over to Dennis Byrd's house.
I hope his fucking wife ain't home, though. Last time we got together, I got really hammered and I guess I called her a cunt or something. Anyway, bitch fucking switched the channel to some home and garden faggot shit and left the remote on the coffee table AND LEFT. The three of us could only stare at the fucking remote and wish we could grab it. Fuck.
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Re: MNF Bears Rams!
Straws, man.BSmack wrote:
So if you can't grab a fucking remote, how do you manage to get drunk?
Just can't call the hostess a cunt or I'm stuck there like an annoying piece of furniture that won't shut up.
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this game will suck
our decimated o-line has alex barron now working off a bum knee along with 4 third stringers. there will be no yards rushing for te rams. our d-line is mired in suckitude. there will be mas bears rushing yards.
the only way the rams win is if lovie spends the entire game trying to figure out whether he wants grossman in the playoffs and passes on every down.
rainy dreary suss in 314. if tailgating in the dark darkie neighborhoods didn't bum you out, and the rain didn't bum you out then being stuck in the dome during the long MNF commercials will bum you out.
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our decimated o-line has alex barron now working off a bum knee along with 4 third stringers. there will be no yards rushing for te rams. our d-line is mired in suckitude. there will be mas bears rushing yards.
the only way the rams win is if lovie spends the entire game trying to figure out whether he wants grossman in the playoffs and passes on every down.
rainy dreary suss in 314. if tailgating in the dark darkie neighborhoods didn't bum you out, and the rain didn't bum you out then being stuck in the dome during the long MNF commercials will bum you out.
WAR NETTING $120 a ticket
UNWAR DOUCHEBAGS LIKE ME WHO DON'T REPRESENT
why is my neighborhood on fire
Re: MNF Bears Rams!
BSmack wrote:So if you can't grab a fucking remote, how do you manage to get drunk?Quad McWheels wrote:So who's gonna win this NFC showdown tonight?
I'm psyched to watch this one. I'm gonna put on my Derrick Thomas jersey, pick up my buddy Mike Utley and head over to Dennis Byrd's house.
I hope his fucking wife ain't home, though. Last time we got together, I got really hammered and I guess I called her a cunt or something. Anyway, bitch fucking switched the channel to some home and garden faggot shit and left the remote on the coffee table AND LEFT. The three of us could only stare at the fucking remote and wish we could grab it. Fuck.
Or put on his DT jersey at that.
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Re: MNF Bears Rams!
RACK byrd's wife.Quad McWheels wrote:I hope his fucking wife ain't home, though. Last time we got together, I got really hammered and I guess I called her a cunt or something. Anyway, bitch fucking switched the channel to some home and garden faggot shit and left the remote on the coffee table AND LEFT. The three of us could only stare at the fucking remote and wish we could grab it. Fuck.