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I have 339 pms in my inbox

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Who wants to see them?
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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These are the people who have PMed me in the last .... 278 days.
The 'cool' kids, if you will.

rozy
Jay in Phoenix
88
Qbert
KC Scott
tough love
PSUFAN
Th
Felix
Mister Bushice
velocet
Luther
Radio Fan
Otis
kcdave
orcinus
jossjeff
Sirfindafold
Raydah James
Flawed Logic
Aaron in Tucson
Raider Loco
Jsc810
Sudden Sam
KC Paul 3.0
e
montinelevin


If your name does not appear here you should either off yourself or just STFU.

You're a pathetic loser and you simply don't rate.
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poptart wrote:These are the people who have PMed me in the last .... 278 days.
The 'cool' kids, if you will.


KC Paul 3.0
montinelevin


If your name does not appear here you should either off yourself or just STFU.

You're a pathetic loser and you simply don't rate.
If lovin' you is right, I wanna be wrong.
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m2ontinelevin PMed me in response to my PMing him.
I don't think he truly loves me.

KC Paul 3.0, on the other hand, PMed me.
I feel his love.

velocet PMed me on July 28 and on August 10.
I'm still looking up verbiage he used.
One day when I know what he said, I'll PM him back.

My new year's resurrection is to not accept ANY PMs -- period !!!!!
If I receive one I'll report it to Rack Fu.
If Fu is gone on assignment I'll report it to Felix, Qbert .... or another m0d or smart person.
Maybe Bushice.
Or W. Wagon.


Feel free to PM me before Jan 1, Smackie.
Love me or not.
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poptart wrote:m2ontinelevin PMed me in response to my PMing him.
I'm pretty sure I'd never cop to that, even if it were true.
KC Paul 3.0 ...
I feel his love.
I know I'd never plead guilty to that charge.
Feel free to PM me before Jan 1, Smackie.
Love me or not.
Don't hold your breath (but continue holding Paul, if that makes the two of you happy). If I have any sweet nothings to whisper to you, I'll proclaim them loudly and proudly in an open forum.
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poptart wrote:KC Paul 3.0, on the other hand, PMed me.
I feel his love.
Does that require reaching up under the folds?
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From: guess who
To: rozy
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:24 pm
Subject: im so fucking pissed
i went o betd early last night and missed all the fights. what happened? did i miss a good one or just ans asskingkn? talkm to me kid rock. ball to the ball. bang te bang ditty. and stuff.
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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Post by rozy »

I just got to those where people were begging me to let them into Park Place.

This could get fun...
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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dude

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Rozy,

I'm a cripple in a wheelchair and I feel sorry for you.
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rozy wrote:I just got to those where people were begging me to let them into Park Place.

This could get fun...
Especially the ones from DrDouchetwat.
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poptart wrote:These are the people who have PMed me in the last .... 278 days.
The 'cool' kids, if you will.




If your name does not appear here you should either off yourself or just STFU.

You're a pathetic loser and you simply don't rate.

wtf. then who did I send all the pron links to?

uh oh
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[oldskoolreset] If you PM or send E-mails to other posters on this board you' re obviously a complete flaming faggot seething for someone other than Daddy to stuff a cock in your ass. [/oldskoolreset]
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Re: dude

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Quad McWheels wrote:Rozy,

I'm a cripple in a wheelchair and I feel sorry for you.

Hey, now this is an original troll.


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Post by Louis Cyphre »

poptart wrote:If your name does not appear here you should either off yourself or just STFU.

You're a pathetic loser and you simply don't rate.

But... but... I ran Paul and peter dragon at the same 9:07 CST chat!

And m2 somehows rates? WTF?!?!?
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Boatload.......
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poptart wrote:These are the people who have PMed me in the last .... 278 days.
The 'cool' kids, if you will.

rozy
Jay in Phoenix
88
Qbert
KC Scott
tough love
PSUFAN
Th
Felix
Mister Bushice
velocet
Luther
Radio Fan
Otis
kcdave
orcinus
jossjeff
Sirfindafold
Raydah James
Flawed Logic
Aaron in Tucson
Raider Loco
Jsc810
Sudden Sam
KC Paul 3.0
e
montinelevin


If your name does not appear here you should either off yourself or just STFU.

You're a pathetic loser and you simply don't rate.
The sheer fucking irony
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The few times these boards get a female poster, I'd love to see them post their pms.

This would end.
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Gunslinger wrote:The few times these boards get a female poster, I'd love to hook up with her, because I'm a fucking loser, who trolls for chicks on message boards, and I'm really, really disappointed that none of the chicks here will respond to me, even though I have access to a credit card.
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Post by NoCal Snowgirl »

Are you all so bored with life that you are still hanging on to something that allegedly happened over 7 years ago.

Wow, that's a long time. I come and check out this board 7 years later and see the same shit?? lmao, why did I ever post here for so long? Only to watch you silly people twist and turn words and events to your liking.

I hope you all enjoyed dumping on me for so long eerr apparantly still do. Alot has happened in the world since Nocal was here for yall to kick around. There's got to be something new to talk about! Well, I guess one would have to actually go outside at least once a month and step away from the computer and this message board to have something new to talk about, huh. Nevermind, silly me! =P


Happy Holidays!

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Post by Rudolph »

Show us your clam, you ignorant whore.
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NoCal Snowgirl wrote:Something, something, something....twice.
You never heard this from me, NoCal, but I overheard some elves saying that they overheard Santa talking to Baby Jesus about your indescriminate lifestyle. Allegedly the conversation went like this:

Santa – Look, this girl is messed up and I don’t want to contribute one can of herring to her devious lifestyle.

JC – Have some compassion, Nick. She’s a poor mixed up kid.

Santa – YOU have compassion, Christo. I’ve got too many insurance underwriters for that bullshit.

JC – She’s turning her life around this year.

Santa – Yeah? Prove it! The last time I heard that story she sold her five golden rings for a beer…in a tree… in a brothel on 5th avenue. I won’t be duped again.

JC – Look over here she’s even posted it on a message board. Doesn’t that prove that she’s willing to turn from a life of multiple orgasms and Platinum Mastercards?

Santa – Penance on a message board? What’s next? Haircuts by email?

JC – Come on, Nick. Put her back on the nice list.

Santa – Hell no. She gets nothing. If you want to help her so badly, let that stalker guy from the Safeway rape and kill her…TWICE.

JC – Okay maybe you’re right.

Santa – I’m delivering him a pair of black pantyhose, a ball gag, and a 185lb roasting pan this year. Tell your guardian angels to take it from there.

JC – Okay but do one thing for me. When you’re flying over San Francisco, stuff a bible in Nancy Pelosi’s vagina.

Santa – No problem.

JC – See ya next year.


So there ya go, NoCal. Baby Jesus wants you to wear provocative clothing while shopping Safeway for the Christmas dinner this year. And stay away from San Francisco politicians. Rumor has it the word of God is rotting away in their poison vaginas over there.
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Post by Rudolph »

Bwahahahaha


One the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four herpes pock marks, two blackened eyelids, and a note on my wi-i-ind-shield.
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muwahhaahhaaaaaaa
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Post by Gunslinger »

I'm glad the only time I check this message board is when I'm taking a shit. Because when I ask myself: "What did you just do? And why werent you doing something else?"

I answer myself: "You werent doing anything but taking a shit!"

The fucking lameness of every post on this fucking thread (with the exception of mine) reeks of Old Spice and jerked cock on grandma's afghan rug.

Go pop a pimple you loser fucks.
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Rudolph wrote:Bwahahahaha


One the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four herpes pock marks, two blackened eyelids, and a note on my wi-i-ind-shield.
Do you keep your password to these trolls held down by a 16 sided die? Clean up your fucking home. I'm tired of having to deliver pizzas to the fattest, breatheist, sweating glob of flesh since the 80's remake of that piece of shit movie, the Blob.

If you would scrub your fucking toilet, the air emissions of fungus in your home would lower to a level where you would remember the passwords to these trolls and wouldnt have to busy your dice.
I fucking suck.
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Post by Smackie Chan »

RACK the Reindeer! One of the best parts of the holiday season, and y'all are in rare form this year.

Cumslinky - STFU! You're neither smart, funny, enlightening, nor entertaining. Flush your posts with the rest of what you deposit when reading this board. It all smells the same, and has equal value.
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Bwa -

A Snowpig Troll?

Worth digging this up anyway:

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Post by Rudolph »

Does anyone ever understand anything this Dumbslinger guy says? The average cockatiel blurps out more intelligible dialogue than this half-ass.

Doesn't this board have an age requirement?
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Post by Mississippi Neck »

poptart wrote:m2ontinelevin PMed me in response to my PMing him.
I don't think he truly loves me..

Cant get a windchime in Korea?
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Rudolph wrote:Does anyone ever understand anything this Dumbslinger guy says? The average cockatiel blurps out more intelligible dialogue than this half-ass.

Doesn't this board have an age requirement?
Yeh, its fucking 13.

Which explains your very existence.
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Rudolph wrote:Bwahahahaha


One the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four herpes pock marks, two blackened eyelids, and a note on my wi-i-ind-shield.
What type of fucking math is that?

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 6 trolls for reindeer, 2 nics for spamming and one shitty life for me.

Did you even smackcheck that take?

Christ thats the worst made up garbage I have ever fucking seen. I could set my keystrokes on sensitive and shit on my keyboard for a better take.
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Post by Atomic Punk »

Looks like Dungslinger has a team of reindeer that will bury his stupid tard ass starting tomorrow.

Woe to you, fucking sack of shit.
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I'd love to see them post their pms.
what part of lovebuzz! didn't you understand?
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Post by Dancer »

Gunslinger wrote:I could set my keystrokes on sensitive and shit on my keyboard for a better take.
That method hasn't worked for you so far. What makes you think it would now?
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What Dumbslinger
brought to school
on show-and-tell

Image

what I wanna be
when I grow up
day.
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Atomic Punk wrote:Looks like Dungslinger has a team of reindeer that will bury his stupid tard ass starting tomorrow.

Woe to you, fucking sack of shit.
Try not to kindnap your wife or shoot a rocket launcher into a city sewer on your way home from work tonight, Michael Douglas. Drink some milk and take a good nap on your buddy's couch, slugger.
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Rudolph wrote:What Dumbslinger
brought to school
on show-and-tell

Image

what I wanna be
when I grow up
day.
I see you fulfilled your dreams of wearing a Gimpmask and violently jerking your cock while creating namesmack on a message board. "Dumbslinger"?? What's next, Fartslinger?
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Dancer wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:I could set my keystrokes on sensitive and shit on my keyboard for a better take.
That method hasn't worked for you so far. What makes you think it would now?
Is this "I know you are, but what am I smack"?

Ok, guess I gotta pull out my trump card for "I know you are, but what am I".

DumbDumbslinger: Yeh, well I figured it would work by watching you do it.

ZING!!
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Post by Gunslinger »

Someone who's only claim to fame is anonymously creating reindeer trolls on a message board that no one gives a shit about, is going to make a statement about life choices? Make a bachelor's program based on that patheticness.
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