T1B

lets give it a whirl i got lots of tecnical questions

1. how do i see a boobie shot w/o getting hurted?
2. is this site as cool as myspace?
3. why so many names like mike, pamela and timmy? arent those made up names?
4. why T1B? Sounds like a rice rocket intake {not that i have anything against asians they make some tightass radios and walls}
5. is a board with lots of late night posters a good place to score cheap meth?(not for me my friend wants to know)


serious responses only please>

You forgot to ask how to post pictures and whether or not Jim Rome posts here.

You also forgot to start your first post with the title:

" Hello.... I'm new here".

Every one posts by there real name here. There are no secrets or hidden agendas.

A reference to "tightass" in your first post will no doubt get you labeled a cocksucking faggot.

A request for "serious responses" also labels you as craigslist troll, or one of those short sawed off mother fuckers who try's to sell their 12 inch lifted pickup in the Truck Trader and inserts the line " Over $40,000 INVESTED".

Asking to score meth also will make you a target for much ridicule as well. While a lot of the posters here all confess to various forms of drug and alcohol use now, and in the in the past, I can't really say that anybody has come on here and trolled for a late night hook up on some crank.

Outside of that post away newbie.

k so tightass is queerbait stuff fa shoo(for sure), from now on its sickass or dopeass for me,
did you really put 40,000 in a truck? i hope it had bags on it at least, and those sickass(see), hydrolic steps that come out and make that crip(new one) sound when they go back and forth. gotta say there could be worse boards to land on, we'll see how much less faggoty i can be in the shortest amount of time i know there is competition

Hello my new friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D Welcomes to thes place, we have it fun happy here, you like, yes??????????? OK so please say you how come here, how you find it thes place????????

There are plenty of well-known homosexuals here. The only one that has "come out of the closet" is Ken so far. Be aware as he will go spelling and the knee to the nads "grammar" smack on you too. That alone will make you whimper in a corner and fear for your life.

There is this guy named Dinsdale. That's his real name BTW. Always question him as he admits he doesn't know a whole lot but only has limited knowledge on any topic.

Yer welcome.

Don't talk to Atomic Punk. He is the board bitch around these parts, but don't worry, he's easy to spot. He's the one dragging his plunger filled sphincter along the ground, as he goes from one humiliation to the next.
He's easily responsible for 15-20% of the shit trolls around here, although he'll claim you're a shit troll if you rebuke his
weepy PM's like: "Hey man, I thought we were buds?".

In short, what a fag.
:twisted:

PS....He's got a thing about Quebec...probably 'cause he was shot down by some hot Quebecois honey who was probably way out of his league.

Show us your tits.

Martard, just because you post exactly the same way under numerous Canatard/Tardonto trolls, don't flatter yourself you little worm. Ask Perk how many trolls I have. Go ahead worm, ask him. You are like the USA version of a Kenjetta, but worth less.

damn you guys fite alot thats kinda the whole idea like one guy says hey fucker and then the other head says fuck you and then a bunch of people come in and say fuck you and then everyone just fucks off and goes home until the next fuckfest

im down.

Fuck you.

I'm down with the av, though.

what's your monkey playing?

gewd. cuz thats gonna be 90% of what i hang my hat on here, people are visual, not reading or thinking types, even if i say the most fucked-up stupid thing in the whole universe, u tack a funny pic onto it and its gold yo'

Keep em' coming! wrote:people are visual, not reading or thinking types, even if i say the most fucked-up stupid thing in the whole universe, u tack a funny pic onto it and its gold yo'

True dat. I'm easily distracted by shiny objects.

looks like a strat of some kind. possibly fender, maybe g&l, not a squier tho' not even a stupid fuck monkey would play one of those

hey do you guys talk about guitar solos here? probly never huh?

yo, don't say yo again. it is even more gax than the term, tightass.

i cant even use it if i post in spanish? what about the Novelas forum here? well i guess itll be a good thing, it wont just be "me" "me" "me all the time. i need to work on putting on my listening ears

in espanol, yo is acceptable. in whigger, it is not.

as for the monkey, I was more curious about the tune he was jamming to, not the brand of axe. that's more a van thing.

a van thing? u mean like the ones that weird guys named Harv live in and have no windows? if i had to guess what that little dick sprinkle was playing to, id say anything that has lots of fast banjo and maybe some yodeling in it monkeys are underated yodelers

Keep em' coming! wrote:a van thing? u mean like the ones that weird guys named Harv live in

Sounds about right.

Keep em' coming! wrote: people are visual, not reading or thinking types

then show us yer fuckin' tits

omg that would be so fucking wrong bro


and im not even that slender anymore, not since my pre-abercrombie stage, thanks for making me relive it you bastard

wtf is that? phil mickelson in a sport bra?

Derron wrote:

A request for "serious responses" also labels you as craigslist troll, or one of those short sawed off mother fuckers who try's to sell their 12 inch lifted pickup in the Truck Trader and inserts the line " Over $40,000 INVESTED".

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Rack! Sounds about right to me.

Derron wrote: Every one posts by there real name here. There are no secrets or hidden agendas.

^^^chairman of the welcome committee.

I'm pretty much ok with the way D greets the noobs... it should be under his nic in some form.

me too. and the gift basket was an especially nice touch

welcome and try not to shake things up.

he looks like hes getting a handjob from a giant, not shaking from parkinson's