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I wanna be a ho, by....

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Mike Tyson.

This juicy bit is for those three ladies out there who’ve always dreamed of going a round with boxer Mike Tyson. Tyson is apparently in talks with sex madame Heidi Fleiss to become a featured stud at her legalized brothel for women in Nevada, endearingly called Heidi's Stud Farm, reports the New York Daily News.

"I said, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' He said, 'I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman ... and get paid for it.' And it's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson," Fleiss told the Daily News.

Does every man really fear his women will take off with a convicted rapist who likes chomping on ears?

Fleiss obviously thinks so. She even let it slip to the Daily News that she’s gotten letters from horny, desperate women across America who want her to hurry up and rope Tyson in.
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He'll be eating his clients children.
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The week in review:

Killer Bionic hornets
Nerds using deadly force to score video games
Women paying to get buggered by Mike Tyson
O.J. describing how he murdered his wife (theoretically, of course)
Bob Saget and Tom Arnold considered to be "celebrities"
Michael Jackson being mobbed by fans in England
Dogs and cats living together...

If there is a God why doesn't he just send in the grasshoppers and get it over with?
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Uncle Fester wrote:The week in review:

Killer Bionic hornets
Nerds using deadly force to score video games
Women paying to get buggered by Mike Tyson
O.J. describing how he murdered his wife (theoretically, of course)
Bob Saget and Tom Arnold considered to be "celebrities"
Michael Jackson being mobbed by fans in England
Dogs and cats living together...

If there is a God why doesn't he just send in the grasshoppers and get it over with?


:)
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mvscal wrote:Nigga gots t'eat, yo.
I have the feeling that Heidi's going to have to explain to Mike that just because it's called "eating pussy" doesn't mean it involves biting and chewing.
Jihad is hump of Islam...and Islam wants to hump us very much.
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Two late 80s throwbacks desperately seeking attention. WHy don't they just get Milli Vanilli installed in that brothel and have done with it?
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Because one is dead?
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And the other is either gay or bi-serious.
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Love the thread title...

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Love the av...

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Jihad is hump of Islam...and Islam wants to hump us very much.
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BBMarley wrote:Love the thread title...

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WAR Who wrote the book of love? Velvet did!
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mvscal wrote:Nigga gots t'eat, yo.
Where is your next meal nigga?

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He just told you!
I fucking suck.
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I think it's time to kick this now spamming retard to the curb.
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I agree. I can enjoy his stream-of-semi-consciousness rants, but one more instance of this photo should = gonzo.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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