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Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:57 am

EAD!

BROWNS 10
Stoolers 9

The 7 Year hibernation of THE Dawg Pound is gonna be unleashed on your sorry~assed Ohio Native, interception throwing, inconsistent being, drool cup using...forgets that #86 is on His Team...QB.

Worthlisburger is gonna Chuck and Duck about 4 PICKS....Stoolers Offense will spend the Day inbetween the 20's (Willie will get his yards between the 30's).....BROWNS will shut them DOWN where it MATTERS!

BROWNS "D" will create a turnover enabling a "short-bus" Field TD (scored by THE Soldjah); plus an gratuitios FG along the way.

BROWNS 10
Stoolerz 9

The BASEMENT is ALL Yours!

(edit)--->this Poster reserves the right to INVOKE GOLF Forum Rules come Monday morning!

(oh yeah EDIT)--->I HATE Hines Ward...he's on the WRONG Team.

...Fvck it...its Michigan week. i have LESS than Nothing for this thread.

EAD!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:31 pm

You had better invoke golf forum rules. After this Sunday, your stadium will join the river as areas of Cleveland that have been put to the torch. I was listening to Fred Smerlas on the radio this week and he summed up your coach perfectly. He was a product of Belichik's system and is incapable of adapting on his own now that he is away from his sweatsuit wearing daddy. One of two things will happen. Ben will toss 4 TDs, or Parker will gut your D for another 200 yards. Actualy, as shitty as the Browns are, we might see both.

Oh, and what's this I hear about Braylon Edwards running smack on Steelers DBs? Here's an idea Braylon. Why don't you drop a call to the 415 and ask Antonio Bryant how well that line of attack worked for him. I'm sure by now he's seen a replay of the Christmas Eve massacre and is able to peice together the foggy details in full living color.

BTW, is William Green still around? Joey Porter would like a chew toy. For his dogs.

Anyway Q, I like you and pity the fact that you feel compelled to root for a team that is year in and year out one of the laughingstocks of the AFC. Seriously, if you took the Browns, Bills and Texans and rolled them all together, you might even get one decent football team out of the mix. And the Browns might even contribute 2 or 3 players. So anytime you want to move away from the polluted cesspool side of the force and root for a team worth cheering for, feel free to step on the bandwagon.

Steelers 35

Brownstains 6

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:28 pm

BSmack wrote:I was listening to Fred Smerlas on the radio this week.

Okay... as someone who is subjected to this jackass on a regular basis (WEEI in Boston)... if you're using this porn-stached, 20 lb gold medallion wearing, marble-mouthed dicklicker to cement an argument of yours, you sir, are just kicking your own fucking ass.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:44 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
BSmack wrote:I was listening to Fred Smerlas on the radio this week.
Okay... as someone who is subjected to this jackass on a regular basis (WEEI in Boston)... if you're using this porn-stached, 20 lb gold medallion wearing, marble-mouthed dicklicker to cement an argument of yours, you sir, are just kicking your own fucking ass.

The man may be sporting a porn-stache, and he may be just to the right of Hitler in his politics. But he's dead on about Crennel.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:02 pm

BSmack wrote: But he's dead on about Crennel.

Maybe so... I just hate the man and had to unload.

He lives down in this area now, Sudbury MA, I think. What were you listening to that you heard him?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:24 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
BSmack wrote: But he's dead on about Crennel.
Maybe so... I just hate the man and had to unload.

He lives down in this area now, Sudbury MA, I think. What were you listening to that you heard him?

He has a call in show he does with this local hack here in Rochester twice a week. He calls in from his living room and spouts off about how modern players are pussies, picks a few games and tells old war stories about his days at BC and in the NFL. Bills fans around here eat it up. If he wanted it, he could have a 3 hour show in this area.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:14 pm

BSmack wrote:

some background needed!

oh and go browns!
.
Fuck the Squeelers!

GeauxMT · Post by **GeauxMT** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:48 pm

That guy that is getting thrown to the ground ran out on the field during the game last season and ran through the Pitt offense while they were about to run a play. He then started dancing around and was by the Pitt sideline where #92 picked him up and absolutely slaughtered him. Funny video.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:40 am

BSmack wrote: Anyway Q, I like you and pity the fact that you feel compelled to root for a team that is year in and year out one of the laughingstocks of the AFC. Seriously, if you took the Browns, Bills and Texans and rolled them all together, you might even get one decent football team out of the mix. And the Browns might even contribute 2 or 3 players. So anytime you want to move away from the polluted cesspool side of the force and root for a team worth cheering for, feel free to step on the bandwagon.

Steelers 35

Brownstains 6

Well Bri', i will ALWAYS be a BROWNSFan. No Bandwagon or PIty for me...thanx.

BROWNS Offense will continue to struggle. But, the BROWNS Defense HAS improved.

They're NOT going to shut the Stoolerz down completely....but they're getting pretty good at forcing turnovers--->which, last i checked...is the reason your team is stuck in the Cellar with us.

Both Teams are 3-6...much Sucktitude will be on display.

it will be an UGLY Game...period.

BROWNS 10
Stoolerz 9

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:15 pm

BSmack wrote:If he wanted it, he could have a 3 hour show in this area.

You remember Sunday morning TV as a kid? Every time I hear him talk, I think of the dog::

"I dunno, Ddddddavey!" Dude is a joke.

Oh btw -- Steelers 23-10

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:18 pm

Qbert wrote:Well Bri', i will ALWAYS be a BROWNSFan. No Bandwagon or PIty for me...thanx.

Suck to be you then.

Here's another game preview for you.

[video width=450 height=400]http://www.youtube.com/player2.swf?vide ... 6DA3D4313E[/video]

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:22 pm

I just lost my mind.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Rack the vid

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:35 pm

As a Stiller fan, I never made my way into this thread prior to the game, so I'm really in no position to lay any smack.

All I'll say is the Browns are clearly headed in the right direction. As they continue their upward trend, I can only hope the Stillers aren't waving as they pass by on THEIR way down. I don't think that will happen though (Stillers continue downwards, that is). I see a rebirth of this great rivarly that will be competitive once again.

Great game, brownies... and rack the everliving fuck out of Ben for one of the most gutsy performances I've seen in quite some time.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:55 am

PROPS to the Steelers.

with your season on the line....that's a pretty impressive come back.

i only had the Radio version due to work. kinda Glad about that too.

not much to say....i called for 4 interceptions and only got 3.

the better Team Won.

PROPS to you.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:49 am

All right Q, we've got two days to whip up some hate before your boys get plungered at the Confluence. How about I start with...

1. The Browns suck

2. Cleveland sucks

3. Crennel is a humpty assed pillow biter without the foggiest clue how to coach a winning team.

4. Derek Anderson will find out quickly how the Steelers defense beat down Damon Huard. I see much pain in his future.

5. Steelers 27 Browns 7

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:44 am

1. Blah
2. Blah
3. Blah
4. Blah
5. Blah

YOU SUCK! plus your COACH enjoys not wiping His CHIN!!!

...what...you WANT Derek Anderson is the Savior SMACK???????

oh yeah right....ain't no way i'm fallin' for that.

looks like you MIGHT have the upper hand in this CRIPPLE FIGHT....you must be PROUD! (its been awhile!)

no reason for my Team to pull off a WIN here...unless they finally understand what the Rivalry is REALLY all about.

FUCK FRENCHIE FUQUA picked a pack of pickled peppers.

WAR JOE TURKEY JONES!!!!!!!!

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:30 pm

The good news is that Hines Ward won't play, and he's responsible for as many Browns losses as Cleveland's front office.

Pgh wins by a field goal.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:03 pm

Degenerate wrote:The good news is that Hines Ward won't play, and he's responsible for as many Browns losses as Cleveland's front office.

Pgh wins by a field goal.

Brian,

Please update your FFL roster so that you have a remote chance of knocking CDike in the puss.

Thanks

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:13 am

wOw.

that was an ASSrape that i didn't really expect.

See, i figured that with Derek Anderson making his 1st NFL start....he'd piss down his leg and the mistakes would follow from there; leading to the blow~out.

Hmmm....Anderson did pretty freakin' good. He was the only BROWN that did anything remotely positive.

BSmack wrote:One of two things will happen. Ben will toss 4 TDs, or Parker will gut your D for another 200 yards. Actualy, as shitty as the Browns are, we might see both.

PROPS to YOU Bri'!

you only missed your QUOTE by a couple of weeks.

520'ish yds of Offense when its paulcan'tsweat'cuzitssoCOLDoutside is pretty Damn impressive!

i don't know what will happen next...Parker run for another 20???...or the Browns receivers have another DROP.

GREAT December performance for the Steelers.

i'll type your thoughts for you...where's that been?

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:16 am

ohhh yeah....fuckyouvery MUCH for CALLING THE SCORE....you fvcking BASTARD!