Farrah Fawcett - Ass Cancer

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:36 pm

LOS ANGELES —

Farrah Fawcett has enlisted the help of her ex, Ryan O'Neal, as she prepares to undergo treatment for anal cancer, O'Neal told People magazine.

He accompanied Fawcett, 59, to a chemotherapy treatment on Monday, the magazine reported in its Oct. 23 issue.

"She's so strong," he says. "I love her. I love her all over again."

In a statement released through her publicist last week, Fawcett said she will receive six weeks of "cutting edge, state-of-the-art treatment."

This isn't the first time Fawcett and O'Neal, who ended their 17-year relationship in 1997, have reunited to fight a medical battle. Fawcett helped care for the 65-year-old actor in 2001 when he was diagnosed with chronic myelogenous leukemia.

The couple has a 21-year-old son, Redmond.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:39 pm

damn
sorry to hear that

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:41 pm

If I was still 13 years old, I'd probably offer to suck the cancer out like a snakebite.

Matter of fact, I might have to go rub one out, just because they mentioned "Farrah" and "anal" in the same paragraph.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:44 pm

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:46 pm

Damn, I's so happy I could post right after Zy810.

:)

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:49 pm

Luther wrote:Damn, I's so happy I could post right after Zy810.

:)

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rack

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:45 pm

Did you ever get to see her bullet nips?

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Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:49 pm

Jsc810 wrote:I spoke with her once in the mid-70s, I was working on a boat in Miami and Lee Majors stayed onboard for a couple of weeks. I answered the phone and was suprised to hear her voice, she had just undergone breast cancer surgery and was calling from the hospital. After I conveyed get well wishes, she said something like "oh I've got this thing beat now, but from here on out I'm at a higher risk of getting it again, so I'll have to keep a close watch for the rest of my life."

Damn. Sorry to learn that she was right.

From Breast cancer to Ass cancer?

I didn't realize her tits had sagged that much.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:43 pm

Mister Bushice wrote: From Breast cancer to Ass cancer?

I didn't realize her tits had sagged that much.

ILMFAO - whoops!!

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:31 pm

Dinsdale wrote:If I was still 13 years old, I'd probably offer to suck the cancer out like a snakebite.

Matter of fact, I might have to go rub one out, just because they mentioned "Farrah" and "anal" in the same paragraph.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:43 pm

Jsc810 wrote:I spoke with her once in the mid-70s, I was working on a boat in Miami and Lee Majors stayed onboard for a couple of weeks.

And then you set a course for adventure and your heart on a new romance.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:14 pm

Dinsdale wrote:If I was still 13 years old, I'd probably offer to suck the cancer out like a snakebite.

Matter of fact, I might have to go rub one out, just because they mentioned "Farrah" and "anal" in the same paragraph.

Yeah, okay. Quality post.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:45 pm

The Seer wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:If I was still 13 years old, I'd probably offer to suck the cancer out like a snakebite.

Matter of fact, I might have to go rub one out, just because they mentioned "Farrah" and "anal" in the same paragraph.

Yeah, okay. Quality post.

I know... something about giving Dins props just feels... I don't know... icky. It's like when a retarded kid hits a home run, and, before you realize it, you slap him on the ass when he crosses home plate. You're not treating him any differently than anybody else... (Sincerely, Michael Jackson) ...but there's something about it that just makes you feel like you might not be doing the right thing.

the_ouskull

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:15 pm

Thats what she gets for taking Majors bionic cock up her ass one too many times. Probably left some kind of radioactive jizz ticking away.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:05 am

The Six Million Dollar Man doll was the only way that circumcised kids in the 70s got to play with a foreskin.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:35 pm

Prefer to remember her like this:

And NOT like this:

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:00 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:I spoke with her once in the mid-70s, I was working on a boat in Miami and Lee Majors stayed onboard for a couple of weeks. I answered the phone and was suprised to hear her voice, she had just undergone breast cancer surgery and was calling from the hospital. After I conveyed get well wishes, she said something like "oh I've got this thing beat now, but from here on out I'm at a higher risk of getting it again, so I'll have to keep a close watch for the rest of my life."

Damn. Sorry to learn that she was right.
From Breast cancer to Ass cancer?

I didn't realize her tits had sagged that much.

bray2 · Post by **bray2** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:07 pm

The Seer wrote:

And NOT like this:

That's just wrong. The horrah, that pic will be with me all day. Thanks.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:26 am

Jsc810 wrote:Found it..........

Why are you two not smoking your after sex cigarette ??

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:48 pm

Derron wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Found it..........

Why are you two not smoking your after sex cigarette ??

more importantly, wtf is the bionic arm? About wrist deep in jsc, from the looks of it.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:09 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Found it..........

Why is Lee Majors hanging out with Mike Damone?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:18 pm

Did you put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:10 pm

All the visual aid we needed to understand why Lee Majors ended up married to Farrah, and JSC ended up posting at T1B.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:24 pm

mvscal wrote:Actually it looks more like Lee Majors should have ended up married to Freddie Mercury.

**Lee Majors doesn't say a word, and merely turns and points at the scoreboard**

That was a huge hit you just made on special teams, down 42-0, mv.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:02 pm

...Earlier in the day at Jsc's fathers house...

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"Mr. Majors wife looks like this? Oh my goodness, dad."

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Jsc dancing a jig after he finds out that Mr. Majors is coming alone.

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Jsc dreams of meeting Lee Majors.

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BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:03 pm

mvscal wrote:American Pie

Ratner was the nebbish who was trying to get with Jennifer Jason-Leigh in Fast Times.

You are correct. It was Ratner I was thinking of.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:07 pm

Q: What do JSC810 and Farrah's Diseased Ass have in common?

A: Quite a bit.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:11 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Seems ironic how a complete ass-pirate starts a thread about ass cancer....or perhaps NOT.

Don't worry, RuPaul. You won't get tongue cancer from felching Whitey's hole. :paul:

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:40 pm

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:06 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Like I said, I was about 15 years old and it was in the 70s.

Ahhh...... Lee like fresh young boy meat eh ??

What did it for you ... was it that Laura Ashley shirt Lee's sporting ?? or did you just have to see if he had a bionic cock ??

Most 15 year old boys spend their time TRYING to get laid...not posing with some 70's coke snorting porn star ..