DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf

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DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf

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You know the rules. Loser leaves the board for eternity, or until you register another nic. No nipple pinching, no ninja stars and NO INDIAN RUBS!

Emofelice will judge along with PSU and timmay. Winner get the Ghusl.

LET'S GET IT ON!
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Have the participants been checked for pulses?
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Saxon's winding up right now. In a few hours, he'll post a sentence or two. Derron's busy lubing up his assmeat. You know he likes to take his time with this.
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I'm pretty sure derron's still alive. Cuda had to fill up the tampon machine in the girls bathroom again. Fucker flows.
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PSUFAN wrote:Have the participants been checked for pulses?
fukkk pulses. nobody cares about that. just make sure they've been tested for supplements/blood doping. you get extra points for it here.
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I just love these PrimeKingX productions. Who's on the undercard? What about the overcard?
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T's & P's to the duelists.
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Jeez...now Derron's carefully fellating his pistol collection. If saxon brought a kleenex as a club, he'd run away with this thing...
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Post by YD »

when did saxon show up here? don't tell me he's been rooting around in the spin zone?

I had nothing to do with this one, so hold all PM's :meds:


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No wonder we haven't had a newbie since the inception of this terlit.

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This is like bringing a cock to a pit fight. You are all pricks.
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This is like bringing a cock to a pit fight.
...surely a misadventure that would ring bells for you. Heard at your wedding: "this is like bringing a fleshy, misshapen mastodon to a wedding chapel".
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RumpleForeskin wrote:This is like bringing a cock to a pit fight. You are all pricks.
What did we do?

Fact remains as soon as saxon shows up, he will be given the decision over Derron. The last time Derron tried to smack he ended up doing more harm to himself.
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Re: DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf

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PrimeX wrote:You know the rules. Loser leaves the board for eternity, or until you register another nic. No nipple pinching, no ninja stars and NO INDIAN RUBS!

Emofelice will judge along with PSU and timmay. Winner get the Ghusl.

LET'S GET IT ON!
Who the fuck made you a promoter ??

Go the fuck away and go back to surfing other troll sites. I got shit to do.
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These pregame shows really suck.
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Post by Dog »

Don't know Derron, can't stand Saxon.

Who's got popcorn?
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insofar as a death match thread goes.....

this one SUCK'S HORSE CACK.......
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Post by Dog »

It's hard to pit two unwilling participants against each other. Maybe some of the oldskoolers can have an exhibition match.?
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Dog wrote:It's hard to pit two unwilling participants against each other. Maybe some of the oldskoolers can have an exhibition match.?
prime's career as a promoter is going to take a major hit for this steaming pile.....
get out, get out while there's still time
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Post by YD »

these death matches where, like, one dude never shows and the other, like, leaves....

are suck and so hard to judge.

sax was run as soon as prime posted the title.

there needs to be deliberation because its too close for me to call
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Good thing I didn't waste my money on the Pay Per Spew for this one.

At least Mike Tyson snacked on an ear.
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timmay wrote:these death matches where, like, one dude never shows and the other, like, leaves....

are suck and so hard to judge.

sax was run as soon as prime posted the title.

there needs to be deliberation because its too close for me to call
Now why do you get to be judge? Is it because you've trolled this place with 400 more of your sorry ass posts than I have?
I demand justice. I wanna be a judge too.

I'm takin my ball and going home, or at least to .net or something.
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At least the numbers through the gate aren't bad.
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Post by Dog »

Rumps, I know its hard for you, but please, please, please...I'm begging you....please refrain from hitting the submit button after every single one of my posts.

Its a hard urge to fight, worse than nicotine, but I have faith in you. You can do it.
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I'm sorry. I'm retarded.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm sorry. I'm retarded.
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nothing wrong with that.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm sorry. I'm retarded.
We're not sorry.

Do come back and visit on occasion.
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k. thx.

I guess it would be too much to ask that you take a bath in some unprocessed soap?
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timmay wrote:these death matches where, like, one dude never shows and the other, like, leaves....

are suck and so hard to judge.
like Presidential elections, then.
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Yes it would. Your ass sniffing fetish will have to wait until M2 is let back in.
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Post by Dog »

<----quietly raises hand to ask a question:



Is Martyred and M2 one in the same, or two totally different people?

TIA
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Mister Bushice wrote:Yes it would. Your ass sniffing fetish will have to wait until M2 is let back in.
Whoa! M2 owns half of TROTS. I am not that fuggin' stupid. Definite foul on your part.
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Post by Dog »

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Yes it would. Your ass sniffing fetish will have to wait until M2 is let back in.
Whoa! M2 owns have of TROTS. I am not that fuggin' stupid. Definite foul on your part.
Once again for the Newbs. Always proof read your smack when making fun of somebody else's stupidity.
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Dog wrote:<----quietly raises hand to ask a question:



Is Martyred and M2 one in the same, or two totally different people?

TIA
Lucky for us, that is a daily double. two tards in two different bodies sharing the equivalent functioning level of one brain.

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Mister Bushice wrote: Lucky for us, that is a daily double. two tards in two different bodies sharing the equivalent functioning level of one brain.
And something tells me its only going to get worse around here :hmm
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Dog wrote:Don't know Derron, can't stand Saxon.

Who's got popcorn?
Can't you fukkin' read? Roach is supplying the popcorn. Jess is supplying the butter. Think I'll take mine dry.
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Who is saxonjf? Is he really as big of a mouth-breathing cunt as Derron?
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jury's still out, nish. stay tuned.
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Post by The Whistle Is Screaming »

So PrimeKingX set's up this battle, takes our $4.39, charges us for popcorn and what do we get? Zilch, nada, nothing!!!!! I'm calling in the lawyer trolls and the dude in smackaholics av to investigate this sham.
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saxonjtr could beat up derron.
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