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RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:44 pm

Sup peeps,

I'm new here. I'm a "sophmore" from the nut. Not new, but not a solid aged veteran.

YD · Post by YD » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:48 pm

fukk sorry guys

I din't think he'd do it.

good luck RF.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:52 pm

Just make sure you don't grab my hair too hard. The pluggs don't have an extended warranty.

Jacktown Smack · Post by **Jacktown Smack** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:53 pm

Lubeless, well-lit, public prison sex would be a welcome diversion from what may be about to occur here.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:55 pm

Now, all of you have been hyped up at the nut about your mad smack skillz and I read JiSD's thread. I hope it's as good as his.

YD · Post by YD » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:57 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Now, all of you have been hyped up at the nut about your mad smack skillz and I read JiSD's thread. I hope it's as good as his.

impossible

YD · Post by YD » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:09 pm

R-Jack wrote:
grape jelly or ranch dressing.

the ol mike backer?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:17 pm

I wish y'all had a sleep or boring skiley for this thread. Oh well, the power of the innerwebs affords me other options..........

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:38 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:I wish y'all had a sleep or boring skiley for this thread. Oh well, the power of the innerwebs affords me other options..........

"Hello.. I am new here.....!!! Whats up ??"

Your off to a fair start with that epic " I am new here" . Better to just say that you are here to be ass fodder for the tards.

Go fuck yourself.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:40 pm

Point taken, however, if you are as good as others say you are, you wouldn't need any pre-emptive staging in order to bring me down. I had some premonition that you smackers were like cogs who can stage and see a thread of smack before it happens. My mistake.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:50 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Point taken, however, if you are as good as others say you are, you wouldn't need any pre-emptive staging in order to bring me down. I had some premonition that you smackers were like cogs who can stage and see a thread of smack before it happens. My mistake.

I'm not reading all that.

Whilst some may leap with joy at the thought of your nic, I have no such notion. Change it, Fruitcake.

YD · Post by YD » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:52 pm

ok rumpsos, try posting the lil story about jizzing in your in laws pool

or post your pic

or both.

should speed this up

and EAD R-jack . you know how hard it is to be the firt to post a mike backer reset?

yeah, ya do. don'tcha

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:56 pm

I'm not reading all that.

Whilst some may leap with joy at the thought of your nic, I have no such notion. Change it, Fruitcake.

I would have changed, but I need to be recognized from the other board I came from. Are you not reading all that or you can't? Just a simple question.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:58 pm

I wish y'all had a sleep or boring skiley for this thread.

I wish we all had a tardspeak translation device handy.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:58 pm

Background info:
Houstonian
28
Compliance Manager of a Small Broker Dealer
Married
No Children
One Pitbull
Fucked the wife in the in-laws pool and watched the jizz float out of her taco....blah blah blah. I hope this gets something started.

YD · Post by YD » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:04 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
I wish y'all had a sleep or boring skiley for this thread.
I wish we all had a tardspeak translation device handy.

at your service

skiley = smiley (dumpater-type fingerslip started at SN last year and has become std)

I don't know what fukken idiot started it.

*shuffle foot*

Jacktown Smack · Post by **Jacktown Smack** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:15 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Background info:
Fucked the wife in the in-laws pool and watched the jizz float out of her taco....blah blah blah. I hope this gets something started.

Was it yer jizz? you sure?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:17 pm

Jacktown Smack wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:Background info:
Fucked the wife in the in-laws pool and watched the jizz float out of her taco....blah blah blah. I hope this gets something started.
Was it yer jizz? you sure?

Well, if I recollect......when I busted out my waterproof microscope, the tiny chlorinated tadpoles had my same features.

pron · Post by **pron** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:21 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:the wife

Pic? :D

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:22 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:

I'm not reading all that.

Whilst some may leap with joy at the thought of your nic, I have no such notion. Change it, Fruitcake.
I would have changed, but I need to be recognized from the other board I came from. Are you not reading all that or you can't? Just a simple question.

Now its self gloss..... there may be some on here that frequent other boards, but I read enough shit on here to make other boards seem like a bigger time waster than this is.

And you think your the only dude who has fucked his OL in the in laws pool ?? I was doing that while you were jerking off in a sock in junior high.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:25 pm

Derron wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:

I'm not reading all that.

Whilst some may leap with joy at the thought of your nic, I have no such notion. Change it, Fruitcake.
I would have changed, but I need to be recognized from the other board I came from. Are you not reading all that or you can't? Just a simple question.
Now its self gloss..... there may be some on here that frequent other boards, but I read enough shit on here to make other boards seem like a bigger time waster than this is.

And you think your the only dude who has fucked his OL in the in laws pool ?? I was doing that while you were jerking off in a sock in junior high.

I didn't initially bring it up. If you READ the first page again, you will see it.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:27 pm

Compliance Manager of a Small Broker Dealer

So is that PC jobspeak for "shitty peon of a broke dick middleman"?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:32 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Are you not reading all that?

Yes, I will not read all that.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:36 pm

To be fair.....so you know more about me. Here is a pic of my wife and her friend. Friend is left and Wife is right.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:39 pm

So is that PC jobspeak for "shitty peon of a broke dick middleman"?

It's something you cannot comprehend at this point. We'll discuss later.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:42 pm

I'm not imagining that chick making stank fold tea in a pool.

Those gallon jugs could feed orphanages. Those things are so big she'd probably have some back trouble if she didn't have that fat gut to rest them on.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:46 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
So is that PC jobspeak for "shitty peon of a broke dick middleman"?
It's something you cannot comprehend at this point. We'll discuss later.

True, I will never comprehend why some people end up with shitty jobs and fat wives and don't try to hide it.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:47 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I'm not imagining that chick making stank fold tea in a pool.

Those gallon jugs could feed orphanages. Those things are so big she'd probably have some back trouble if she didn't have that fat gut to rest them on.

Alright....now we're getting somewhere. I need ammo too though. Agreed? I'm assuming you're the board bully of this pacle gathering what I've read from JiSD's melt thread.

I expected better from you considering the hype that was given to me before my arrival onto this board. Going to the "my wife is fat" card wasn't at all part of my thought process when I posted the pic. Please tell me you have more to offer than that feeble tripe.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:51 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I'm not imagining that chick making stank fold tea in a pool.

Well he may have banged her in the pool but the jizz didn't make it through all the fat folds until about a week later when it finally surfaced in the hollowed out tanker she uses to bathe in.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:52 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
So is that PC jobspeak for "shitty peon of a broke dick middleman"?
It's something you cannot comprehend at this point. We'll discuss later.
True, I will never comprehend why some people end up with shitty jobs and fat wives and don't try to hide it.

Again, the fat wife smack is quite repulsive and never been done before.

And with my job??? I guess I should do what you do and post a picture of my occupation as my avi.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:52 pm

R-Jack wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:Now, all of you have been hyped up at the nut about your mad smack skillz and I read JiSD's thread. I hope it's as good as his.
Here lies the problem with that.

It's the same problem that existed in sanctioned smackoffs years back. You have to have a conflict. You can't just go "ready, set, samck". It doesn't work that way. Believe me, I tried.

You can't just come in here and say "smack me. this will be fun". You have to offer something up to be plungered over. Either going on the attack yourself or saying something controversial. Something. It's not that you are an unknown entity to be dealt with, it's that there is just nothing to smack you over.

We can be a dormant bunch that pounce when tards are being tards, but they have to try as well. Only the best of the worst get that honor. Judging by your offerings you have a long way to go before you can hope to suck as bad as that. With that said, step up and start sucking. If you are just going to be a useless bump on a long, you might as well pick a condiment, make Mike Backer proud, and move along.

Actually, you're about as wrong as one person can possibly be. No, make that a very large group of people combined. Need proof?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:58 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote: It's something you cannot comprehend at this point. We'll discuss later.
True, I will never comprehend why some people end up with shitty jobs and fat wives and don't try to hide it.
Again, the fat wife smack is quite repulsive and never been done before.

No, the repulsive part was posting the fat wife pic.

And with my job??? I guess I should do what you do and post a picture of my occupation as my avi.

Isn't having a crappy job punishment enough?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:03 pm

Crappy job is reaching....you're trying a little too hard on that one.

If you want to have BODE on me, you are going to have to come up with something better than crappy job smack. Sayin'

YD · Post by YD » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:03 pm

A warning to all that this could go on if you don't just TROTS it now.

this one has that penchant for being kicked in the head for 6 pages,
and spitting out an "I'm in your head" or "BODE" between teeth.

be you warned savvy

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:21 pm

timmay wrote:A warning to all that this could go on if you don't just TROTS it now.

this one has that penchant for being kicked in the head for 6 pages,
and spitting out an "I'm in your head" or "BODE" between teeth.

be you warned savvy

Timmay,

It's a matter of self relevance on a message board that makes me laff about these meaningless bouts. People like Mister Bushice take pride in flexing their muscles over the internet and logout after endless hours and walk away to grab another Little Debbie Snack from their basement pantry and say to themselves "Man, I was the shit today" then they carry on to a 4 hour session of one of those XBOX 360 games. This is truly a sad occurrence that I can walk in here with no relevance to theses people's little world and cause futile banter for hours.

And I know what they are going to say...."Oh yeah, if we're such losers, then why are you here," and my simple reply will be because I don't give a shit. It's funny being me...... I walk away from here and can go involve myself in a social activity that doesn't involve a Hooters, a bong, or a video game. It's really pathetic what some people will do for a superior complex.

Isn't it ironic how all you people use the word tard and yet you all are in here defending yourself to a fucking person you don't even know. How retarded is that?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:35 pm

Isn't it ironic how all you people use the word tard and yet you all are in here defending yourself to a fucking person you don't even know

says the tard who just finished a long post defending himself.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:40 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
Isn't it ironic how all you people use the word tard and yet you all are in here defending yourself to a fucking person you don't even know
says the tard who just finished a long post defending himself.

What am I defending?

YD · Post by YD » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:47 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:What am I defending?

nothing very well.

the whole "that smak is not fresh, because I've heard it before" thing is well,
pretty much flailing. especially when you invite it. thats what you did with that pic.

you realize that don't you?

maybe you don't.

enjoy being curbed for as long as you want

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:47 pm

Texas State could beat the Cougars in football easily.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:49 pm

jtr wrote:Texas State could beat the Cougars in football easily.

I would put an avi bet on that very statement but as it stands I am currently mesmorized by your avi and don't want to mess up a good thing.