The first and second picks in the 2007 draft will go to...

Red · Post by **Red** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:16 pm

Barring trades, who do you think will "earn" the #1 and #2 picks in next year's draft?

#1: J-E-S-T, JEST! JEST! JEST!
They'd be better off with Ty Pennington under center, Curtis Mahtin may finally be done and their coach's name is one scant letter away from being "Mangina." The only thing that may save them from the #1 pick is that they have Detroit, Buffalo, Houston and Oakland on their schedule.

#2: New Orleans Saints
Unless, of course, they can find a way to get Bush out there on defensive plays. They're a team who has consistently found a way to Paul... err... shit the bed when handed a golden opportunity. Plus they play in one of the toughest divisions in football. Plus they've also got a QB with a shredded shoulder. Plus they've got a rookie head coach. Plus they're just not that good.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:43 am

#1 Bills
#2 49ers

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:49 am

Red wrote:#1: J-E-S-T, JEST! JEST! JEST!

I'm looking forward to the obligatory collective, loud BOOOOOS and cussing from the crowd of the commissioner and immediately following the selection, no matter whom they pick.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:51 am

Cicero wrote:#1 Bills
#2 49ers

Good call Cicero... I think Tennesse might be the #2 though... but San Fran is a definite contender

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:12 am

The Saints are going to be better than expected this year.

I'd say...

Houston and S.F.

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:10 am

TenTallBen wrote:The Saints are going to be better than expected this year.

I'd say...

Houston and S.F.

Their O/U is 7.0 wins this year. They won three games last season and have a rookie HC. You really think they're going to be a .500 or better club?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:47 am

Based on my season predictions...
1. Titans
2. Rams

Th · Post by Th » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:41 am

1. Arizona
2. San Francisco

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:47 pm

Th wrote:1. Arizona

Could you be a bigger idiot?

The Cards should go about 10-6 and win the NFC west (barring leading the NFL in injuries for the second straight year, of course).

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:51 pm

Diogenes wrote:
Th wrote:1. Arizona
Could you be a bigger idiot?

The Cards should go about 10-6 and win the NFC west (barring leading the NFL in injuries for the second straight year, of course).

You should have stopped typing at the question mark.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:09 pm

And how long has itg been since the loser of a Super Bowl even made the playoffs the following year?

I see Seattle with a bit of a drop off, probably 9-7 and a wild card bearth. 10-6 is conservative for the Cards, considering they have 4 free games in their division (ST Louis and San Fran) and will go 4-0 or 3-1 aginst the AFC Worst (Denver is a toss-up). They've improved their only real offensive weakness, their line, added James as a RB, Rolle is healthy in the secondary, and overall they are vastly underrated.

Lienart is still an idiot, but he isn't starting this year anyway.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:13 pm

mvscal wrote:
Diogenes wrote:The Cards should go about 10-6 and win the NFC west (barring leading the NFL in injuries for the second straight year, of course).
I laughed.

Let me know when Jammer can go an entire quarter without a turnover or a drive saving penelty, or when you get a quality #2 WR.

Look for Gates and LT to lead the league in passing yards at their positions again this year. They'll have to.

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:55 pm

Believe it or not, I actually hope the Niners get the #1 pick. Brady Quinn would look awfully good in a Niners uniform in '07.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:04 pm

mvscal wrote: That will never happen even if they do get the #1 (which they won't).

Alex Smith has a breakout year, making his value increase dramatically, which allows the Niners to trade his overpriced ass...

so they can use another #1 pick on a QB that they can then train and also overpay.

Terry has his thinking cap on today, eh?

Hey Terry...do you got change for a $5? I need it to put some ones in the $5 bill dispenser.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:03 pm

mvscal wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Let me know when Jammer can go an entire quarter without a turnover or a drive saving penelty, or when you get a quality #2 WR.
Jammer is fine. He wasn't worth the fifth pick, but he's OK. A "quality #2 WR" is not needed in this offense. In this offense, the #2 WR is the fourth option at best. The ferocious Eric Parker is up to the task of being the fourth wheel.

Look for Gates and LT to lead the league in passing yards at their positions again this year. They'll have to.
And?

Jammer is worse than useless, and you're a fucking idiot if you think having him as a starting CB is 'fine'. Unless you're betting on the opposing team beating the over on recieving yards every week. The reason your #2 WR is fourth option at best is that they are all trash, all opponents need to do is double McCardell and play man against whatever scrub is on the otherside leaving 8 players to focus on the run. Your secondary as a whole is a mess, your coach is a idiot, and you're going to be lucky to get 6 wins.

Then again, your entire conferance is shit, so you do have that going for you...

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:09 pm

mvscal wrote:
Diogenes wrote:And how long has itg been since the loser of a Super Bowl even made the playoffs the following year?
You're in sad shape, if that's what you're counting on and you're dreaming if you think the Cards will ever be able to capitalize on any letdown.

Actually I think the Seahawks will get in, probably as a WC. But there is probably going to be a letdown, and the Cards have improved in all areas (except maybe QB) through the draft, free agency and players getting healthy.

Too bad they don't get to kick the shit out of the Dolts till the end of the season, by that tiome they should have locked up the division at best, WC at least, and the Dolts will be battling for the celler.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:05 am

mvscal wrote:
Diogenes wrote:]Jammer is worse than useless, and you're a fucking idiot if you think having him as a starting CB is 'fine'. Unless you're betting on the opposing team beating the over on recieving yards every week.
No, he's a decent player. Then again, I actually watch football.

Try it someday.

I do, whenever it isn't pre-empted or blacked out for the Chargers broadcasts.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:38 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Then again, your entire conferance is shit, so you do have that going for you...
I don't even know where to start....

I'm sure Orc has posted something on the subject.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:41 am

1. Packers
2. Texans

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:59 am

TenTallBen wrote:Houston and S.F.

That'd be sweet.

Adrian Peterson IN DA HOUSE!

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:17 am

49ers-1
Bills-2

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:46 am

Mississippi Neck wrote:1. Packers
2. Texans

And your I.Q. is 1 or 2? I gurantee the Packers finish in the top 15...

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:58 am

Diogenes wrote:
Th wrote:1. Arizona
Could you be a bigger idiot?

The Cards should go about 10-6 and win the NFC west (barring leading the NFL in injuries for the second straight year, of course).

Bwhahaha put down the crack pipe douche bag. Kurt Fuckin' Warner won't last the season (the Cards Oline SUCKS) and Leinart at this point in his career is a fuckin' tackling dummy.

1. SF
2. Buf

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:18 am

Another dipshit basing his idiocy on last season's injuries. Not only are all the players except Ross healthy, but they added depth via the draft and picked up a new offensive co-ordinator.

You should worry about your own O-line, dumbfuck.

And recievers.
And secondary.
And quarterback.
And...

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:34 am

Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote: That will never happen even if they do get the #1 (which they won't).

Alex Smith has a breakout year, making his value increase dramatically, which allows the Niners to trade his overpriced ass...

so they can use another #1 pick on a QB that they can then train and also overpay.

In a way, it would be nice to see Alex Smith have a breakout year. But I'm not sold on him, whereas I think Quinn is going to be the real deal in the NFL.

If you've got a truly great QB, it's impossible to overpay him. Joe Montana out front should have told you that.

As for it "never" happening, Quinn will be the #1 pick next year barring injury or a complete flameout, so the team with the #1 pick will in all likelihood either pick him or trade the pick.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:41 am

1. St. Louis

2. Buffalo

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:17 pm

I like the Bills and the Packers to lock down the 1 and 2 draft picks by mid December.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:38 pm

Cosmo Kramer wrote: And your I.Q. is 1 or 2? ...

Cosmo Kramer wrote: Does Aikman belong in the Hall?

Put aside your hate for the Cowgirls......

I have a hard time calling him a Hall of Famer....

Dude had the best O.L in history along with Smith...Novachek. Irvin etc....

Let's hear it!

Shouldn't you be asking yourself that question?

Th · Post by Th » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:44 pm

mvscal wrote:
Diogenes wrote:The Cards should go about 10-6 and win the NFC west (barring leading the NFL in injuries for the second straight year, of course).[/b]
I laughed.

So did I. I hadn't realized that AZ's small fanbase and their myopia had escaped the 602 area code. Edge will spend most of his time blocking and Warner/Leinert will spend most of the season trying to stay off of the IR. There is no offensive line in AZ to speak of.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:46 pm

Diodunce wrote:Another dipshit basing his idiocy on last season's injuries. Not only are all the players except Ross healthy, but they added depth via the draft and picked up a new offensive co-ordinator.

You should worry about your own O-line, dumbfuck.

And recievers.
And secondary.
And quarterback.
And...

What an ignorant douche bag. The only guy in the forum who talks more about another team than his own pitiful league worst over the last 10 years Tardinals.

Save it suckTard you have no credibility here.......

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:21 pm

Diogenes wrote:The Cards should go about 10-6 and win the NFC west (barring leading the NFL in injuries for the second straight year, of course).

Looking for a sig bet on this? I'll be your huckleberry.

Let me know if you're interested.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:58 pm

PrimeX wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:Houston and S.F.
That'd be sweet.

Adrian Peterson IN DA HOUSE!

You want a guy named Adrian on your team?

Adrian????

Adrian Peterson?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:54 pm

1. Titans

2. 49ers

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:12 pm

Joe in PB wrote:
Diodunce wrote:Another dipshit basing his idiocy on last season's injuries. Not only are all the players except Ross healthy, but they added depth via the draft and picked up a new offensive co-ordinator.

You should worry about your own O-line, dumbfuck.

And recievers.
And secondary.
And quarterback.
And...
The only guy in the forum who talks more about another team than his own pitiful league worst over the last 10 years Cardinals.

In case you haven't noticed, this board is infested with AFC Worst backers. I don't know if there is a single Seahawk or Ram fan here, and smacking the 49erfans is way too easy.

As far as sigbets...

Cardinals go to the playoffs. Dolts don't.

Put up or shut up, bitch.

Same for Terry, Cards in, 49ers out.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:24 pm

Why would I waste my time with a useless bet?

I already posted that I doubt the Bolts & Tards make the playoffs.

Lets keep it simple, Tardinals Vs Bolts on Dec 31st for a sig bet. Loser gets to wear a sig until the of start next season (as in regular season).

Put up or shut up, bitch.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:49 pm

Diogenes wrote:In case you haven't noticed, this board is infested with AFC Worst backers. I don't know if there is a single Seahawk or Ram fan here, and smacking the 49erfans is way too easy.

There are plenty of Lambs fans on the board. I don't know if any ever venture into this forum.

As far as sigbets...

Cardinals go to the playoffs. Dolts don't.

Put up or shut up, bitch.

Same for Terry, Cards in, 49ers out.

Cards in, Niners out? Clarify, please?

Does that mean the bet is a push if both make it, or both don't?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:12 pm

Yes.

And it's a bet, Doltfan.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:19 pm

Diogenes wrote:and smacking the 49erfans is way too easy.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:34 pm

i would say jets and bills, but bills will get 2 w's from jets, so

jets
tenn everyone in conference has improved but them, vy gets exposed.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:53 pm

Let me go back to this:

Diogenes wrote:smacking the 49erfans is way too easy.

Now, let me see if I've got this straight.

On the one hand, I get pounded as a bandwagon jumper for being a Niners fan. On the other hand, I get Cardinals fan, of all people, running "your team sucks" smack on me?

:? :twisted: :brad:

Of course, both takes can't possibly be correct. Truth is, neither one is, but then again, that's another topic altogether.

T1B

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