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Bring it, motherfuckers!

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This board is all but unreadable

You fucking tards have had your way around here WAY too fucking long. And I'll take some of the blame for that. I've let Dinsdale & Luther & mvscal carry the whole load and not done near enough to help them out.

Well, no fucking more!

Every fucking one of you dick-eating, cum-guzzling, pole-sitting, motherfucking retards are in for an ass-kicking; right here, right fucking now.

Who wants in?
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KICK HIS ASS SEA BASS!!!
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shut up, you fucking homo. you're one of the tards i'm talking about
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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Allllrighty.

I've always been a sucker for "calling out the whole board" threads.
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not the "whole board"; just the tards & dumb fucks. They know who they are
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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Hey, get them to let me back in over at the other side and you can be rid of me for a while.
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Reporting for duty, "sir".
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I've been kinda busy, but I'll try to read less and post more in the future.

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lk_pick1 wrote:Hey, get them to let me back in over at the other side and you can be rid of me for a while.
You weren't suppose to actually raise your hand and yell "AYE!"


Getting outsmarted by Cuda isn't something to put on your resume.
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ucant gets a pass- for now- because he knows where to put the fucking period in which circumstances

pick, this is where you'd ordinarily get a second black-eye, but I'm going to use you to illustrate a point when the time comes
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Well if this board isn't entertaining you, maybe this here will keep your attention focused better.




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Cuda I find your av annoying yet strangley inviting to look at. The arrogance shown by Penguin in that pic is a clear representation of your personality, at least from my observation.

I think a few more

WHAM

and

Kapow!

not to mention

Blam!

Is exactly what this board needs. Good job and good luck.
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jiminphilly... who the fuck are you? not that I really fucking care, but it's actually a good sign for you that I even ask.

velocet?

velocet died years ago.

who the fuck is next?
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Dinsdale wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Hey, get them to let me back in over at the other side and you can be rid of me for a while.
You weren't suppose to actually raise your hand and yell "AYE!"


Getting outsmarted by Cuda isn't something to put on your resume.
Got it.
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lk_pick1 wrote:
Got it.
What, crabs?
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I'm dead? Better not let ChargerMike see that info. He's expecting JFFL payment from me any time now...





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jiminphilly wrote:
I think a few more

WHAM

and

Kapow!

not to mention

Blam!

Is exactly what this broad needs.

RACK!


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Cuda wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:
Got it.
What, crabs?
No, just a bad rash. I think I'm allergic.
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take it the fuck outta here, skanka-kay
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lk_pick1 wrote: No, just a bad rash.

Haven't you been paying any attention the the spelling/grammar/punctuation threads?

In American English, what you incorrectly call a "rash," is actually known as your "face."
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Re: Bring it, motherfuckers!

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Cuda wrote: Every fucking one of you dick-eating, cum-guzzling, pole-sitting, motherfucking retards are in for an ass-kicking; right here, right fucking now.
Oh. He's not talking about me. I can go back to my shit posting then.
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First you call out the whole board, minus a tard or three. then you give get outta an asswhupin' free cards to the first few that show up?

Better go hide underneath the 'puter desk. Could you tell your sister to move her fat ass over?
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good thing you didn't choose "readingcomprehensionaholic" for your nic.
Cuda wrote:not the "whole board"; just the tards & dumb fucks. They know who they are
and you're proof of that
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At least Dinsy knows how to make a weak attempt at smack.

Hey, in 16 more days, I will no longer be Pick. I'll have to look for a new name.

This board is still boring as fuck, though.
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2nd. I know of her from *Deep, sinister echo* 'over there'
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mvscal wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:This board is still boring as fuck, though.
Leave. Seriously. You're obviously too fucking stupid to understand the difference between smack and genuine contempt for your tedious inanity.
C'mon, leftie, you can do better than that.

Maybe you can bring some frig dolly, jhawk, broken face smack. Seriously, it hasn't been done yet. Anything original you got, you should bring to the table.

Cuda's waiting with KY, next to the bedstand.
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Pick brings us back to the point of this thread: Her drivel is pretty much undistinguishable from most of the crap posted on main street
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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Dinsdale wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
I think a few more

WHAM

and

Kapow!

not to mention

Blam!

Is exactly what this broad needs.

RACK!


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lk_pick1 wrote:
This board is still boring as fuck, though.
Go back to your training for the next Rondo Hatton look-alike contest.

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The purpose of this thread is not to rack anybody, but if it were, Fester would get a big one
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While it probably cannot be verified, I'm fairly confident that I'm the first one around here to drop some Rondo Hatton smack.

There ought to be some extra credit or bonus points for that.

Maybe a yo-yo or a kazoo from the prize barrel?
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Cuda's a liberal too?

Fester, you get a plastic spider ring.

Yawn...
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Cuda wrote:not the "whole board"; just the tards & dumb fucks. They know who they are
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lk_pick1 wrote:Yawn...
Well, I guess that confirms it. Yawns are contagious.
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So are any of the dozen or so other venereal diseases picker has
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Cuda wrote:So are any of the dozen or so other venereal diseases picker has
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Orcinus, do yourself a favor, as well as the rest of us.

Get yourself in a car, maybe bring along a couple of Excelsior Springs troll types -

Then, pull into a storage unit big enough to fit said car. Close unit door.

Leave car running.
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"Shut The Fuck Up Already" seems to have lost all æffect on you, picker.

To you, that must just be "background noise"

Of course, so must be the sound similar to a ham hitting a chopping block. You hear that whenever your boyfriend-du-jour gets tired of producing the former background noise and knocks you on your ass.

Is there any chance you'll ever make the connection between those two phenomenon?
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Cuda wrote:"Shut The Fuck Up Already" seems to have lost all æffect on you, picker.


To you, that must just be "background noise"

Of course, so must be the sound similar to a ham hitting a chopping block. You hear that whenever your boyfriend-du-jour gets tired of producing the former background noise and knocks you on your ass.

Is there any chance you'll ever make the connection between those two phenomenon?

Heterosexual conservatives who live on golf courses really get under your skin, don't they.
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