Some Pretty Good Danica Smack...
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Some Pretty Good Danica Smack...
Ed Carpenter, who trails Patrick by four slots in the IRL IndyCar Series' points race, made the comment when asked how Patrick might handle NASCAR racing during a radio appearance to promote Saturday night's Firestone Indy 200.
"I think Danica's pretty aggressive in our cars," Carpenter said Wednesday on WGFX-FM in Nashville.
"I mean, you know especially if you catch her at the right time of the month, she might be trading plenty of paint out there," he said.
BWA!!! Classic. Very Fuzzy Zoelleresque. I heard some douche on ESPN break this story this afternoon, and you could hear him cringe as he said it.
You know those drivers are sick and fucking tired of Danica. And until that ho spreads 'em for some skin mag, so am I.
Rack Ed Carpenter.
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"I think Danica's pretty aggressive in our cars," Carpenter said Wednesday on WGFX-FM in Nashville.
"I mean, you know especially if you catch her at the right time of the month, she might be trading plenty of paint out there," he said.
BWA!!! Classic. Very Fuzzy Zoelleresque. I heard some douche on ESPN break this story this afternoon, and you could hear him cringe as he said it.
You know those drivers are sick and fucking tired of Danica. And until that ho spreads 'em for some skin mag, so am I.
Rack Ed Carpenter.
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If any of those racers in the open wheel form of not trading paint can explain why they have issues with her other than her 100 lb payload of a frame, let me hear it Bran.
That rook that fucked up during a practice a few months ago and got himself killed had a shorter career.
I am looking forward to Montoya coming over to NASCAR and hope he does well. Open wheel racing is all technology and they don't have personalities, nor do they have an "attitude." They are like the cyclists, soccer players, Super Bikers, etc. They are boring little international 3rd worlders and do not excite anybody outside of the most dominant and powerful country in the world. I love it!
That rook that fucked up during a practice a few months ago and got himself killed had a shorter career.
I am looking forward to Montoya coming over to NASCAR and hope he does well. Open wheel racing is all technology and they don't have personalities, nor do they have an "attitude." They are like the cyclists, soccer players, Super Bikers, etc. They are boring little international 3rd worlders and do not excite anybody outside of the most dominant and powerful country in the world. I love it!
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Good points Bran and Mike. I like Danika because she is feisty. I love girls that have an attitude and don't want the "white picket fence" type of shit. They haven't won anything, but Anna is a manipulator and not a fighter. Danika has an edge that is attractive.
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I said she was hot. I never said I wouldn't nail her. I just like girls with a little more of a female profile......Tom In VA wrote:
Well gee thanks Danica, I sure would like that blow job you offered me and then a weekend of raunchy sex and all but, I don't think your boobs meet my qualifications ....
Neely8 wrote: Fake boobs look better then no boobs on a woman.
All women have boobs. Some are just bigger than others.
Myself -- I like the variety. I appreciate the beauty of all different booby types.
And this is probably a contributing factor to why I get to nail skanks while the rest of you are GYJO.
So there.
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Mike Backer wrote:It's the Anna Kournikova Syndrome. Easy on the eyes. Hasn't won shit. The media machine needs to stop ramming this winless skank down our throats until she shows us some skin.
Remember, for one thing she's woman in a male dominated sport and she's in her early 20s. In her defense, she's at least being competitive but much like Michelle Wie, too many people think she's a failure because she's not beating the best in the world. Every sports prodigy always gets major heat if they don't come right into their sport and dominate like LeBron or Tiger. Athletes that dominate their sports from an early are a once in a generation occurence. These young women in sports today are getting way too much pressure placed on them when people forget they're still kids/young adults. Let them grow up a little before putting adult expectations on them.
We don't always get along, but nontheless, you deserve it ....Dinsdale wrote:Neely8 wrote: Fake boobs look better then no boobs on a woman.
All women have boobs. Some are just bigger than others.
Myself -- I like the variety. I appreciate the beauty of all different booby types.
And this is probably a contributing factor to why I get to nail skanks while the rest of you are GYJO.
So there.
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With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
Tom In VA wrote: We don't always get along
HUH?
I get along with EVERYONE here.
I only call the lot of you "fucking gayassed stupid motherfuckers who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with zyclone's bankroll, you mouthbreathing bunch of panty-wearing placentafaces" because I care.
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Re: Some Pretty Good Danica Smack...
How in the fuck do you get gay from the fact that I want to see her nekkid?KC Paul 3.0 wrote:So you're saying that you're GAY?Mike Backer wrote:You know those drivers are sick and fucking tired of Danica. And until that ho spreads 'em for some skin mag, so am I.
Swing and a miss...
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