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Ed Carpenter, who trails Patrick by four slots in the IRL IndyCar Series' points race, made the comment when asked how Patrick might handle NASCAR racing during a radio appearance to promote Saturday night's Firestone Indy 200.

"I think Danica's pretty aggressive in our cars," Carpenter said Wednesday on WGFX-FM in Nashville.

"I mean, you know especially if you catch her at the right time of the month, she might be trading plenty of paint out there," he said.



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BWA!!! Classic. Very Fuzzy Zoelleresque. I heard some douche on ESPN break this story this afternoon, and you could hear him cringe as he said it.

You know those drivers are sick and fucking tired of Danica. And until that ho spreads 'em for some skin mag, so am I.

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If any of those racers in the open wheel form of not trading paint can explain why they have issues with her other than her 100 lb payload of a frame, let me hear it Bran.

That rook that fucked up during a practice a few months ago and got himself killed had a shorter career.

I am looking forward to Montoya coming over to NASCAR and hope he does well. Open wheel racing is all technology and they don't have personalities, nor do they have an "attitude." They are like the cyclists, soccer players, Super Bikers, etc. They are boring little international 3rd worlders and do not excite anybody outside of the most dominant and powerful country in the world. I love it!
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It's the Anna Kournikova Syndrome. Easy on the eyes. Hasn't won shit. The media machine needs to stop ramming this winless skank down our throats until she shows us some skin.
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The longer she goes without winning shit, the better the odds that she'll end up in a skin rag.
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Good points Bran and Mike. I like Danika because she is feisty. I love girls that have an attitude and don't want the "white picket fence" type of shit. They haven't won anything, but Anna is a manipulator and not a fighter. Danika has an edge that is attractive.
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Fucken Rules men, what about the fucking rulez ?


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Rack Tom for saving this thread.
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I want to see her babymaker
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I think she is hot and all but damn.......her and Kelly Clarkson need to see a boob doctor fast!!!!
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A smokin' ass beats smokin' boobs any day.

And she has a smokin' ass.
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Well gee thanks Danica, I sure would like that blow job you offered me and then a weekend of raunchy sex and all but, I don't think your boobs meet my qualifications ....


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Well gee thanks Danica, I sure would like that blow job you offered me and then a weekend of raunchy sex and all but, I don't think your boobs meet my qualifications ....


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I said she was hot. I never said I wouldn't nail her. I just like girls with a little more of a female profile......
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Anyone who thinks fake boobs look better than real ones -- try getting out and meeting some women sometime, rather than just perusing Playboy to form your opinions.
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Dinsdale wrote:Anyone who thinks fake boobs look better than real ones -- try getting out and meeting some women sometime, rather than just perusing Playboy to form your opinions.
Fake boobs look better then no boobs on a woman. IM not talking 44DDD or anything. A nice 36C will work........
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Neely8 wrote: Fake boobs look better then no boobs on a woman.

All women have boobs. Some are just bigger than others.

Myself -- I like the variety. I appreciate the beauty of all different booby types.

And this is probably a contributing factor to why I get to nail skanks while the rest of you are GYJO.

So there.
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Mike Backer wrote:It's the Anna Kournikova Syndrome. Easy on the eyes. Hasn't won shit. The media machine needs to stop ramming this winless skank down our throats until she shows us some skin.

Remember, for one thing she's woman in a male dominated sport and she's in her early 20s. In her defense, she's at least being competitive but much like Michelle Wie, too many people think she's a failure because she's not beating the best in the world. Every sports prodigy always gets major heat if they don't come right into their sport and dominate like LeBron or Tiger. Athletes that dominate their sports from an early are a once in a generation occurence. These young women in sports today are getting way too much pressure placed on them when people forget they're still kids/young adults. Let them grow up a little before putting adult expectations on them.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Neely8 wrote: Fake boobs look better then no boobs on a woman.

All women have boobs. Some are just bigger than others.

Myself -- I like the variety. I appreciate the beauty of all different booby types.

And this is probably a contributing factor to why I get to nail skanks while the rest of you are GYJO.

So there.
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Best part about that smack is Danica's response.

She laughed and said it was funny.

Glad she didn't go cry like some posters...errr...people I know.
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Tom In VA wrote: We don't always get along

HUH?

I get along with EVERYONE here.


I only call the lot of you "fucking gayassed stupid motherfuckers who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with zyclone's bankroll, you mouthbreathing bunch of panty-wearing placentafaces" because I care.

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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Mike Backer wrote:You know those drivers are sick and fucking tired of Danica. And until that ho spreads 'em for some skin mag, so am I.
So you're saying that you're GAY?
How in the fuck do you get gay from the fact that I want to see her nekkid?

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I'd give her a Mike Backer.
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IndyFrisco wrote:I'd give her a Mike Backer.
So would I.

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Please help a man out. Who is "Danica"? Is she that brunette hottie Tom is posting in this thread? Is she a NASCAR driver? Zounds...
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She's an IRL driver. Yeah, she's the brunette.
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