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Man sues Jordan for $416 Million

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Sudden Sam wrote:I guess this means I can sue Jess.
lemmee guess....

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Unfortunately, the article doesn't give Heckard's age, on which the case may hinge. If dude is older than MJ, then he has a case. But if Jordan is older, he should be able to claim a legal right to the look. I'm surprised the douche isn't suing MJ's mom (if she's still drawing breath) for passing along the genes that resulted in dude's oft-mistaken identity. (I'm sure he'd sue Pops, too, if he wasn't taking a dirtnap.)
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I like his chances to win.

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Would anybody be suprised at 10 to 1 he drops the lawsuit to hang out with Jordan for a day, just to take pictures and tell "his boys?"

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I guess its hard to parlay that into scoring with hot chicks when you show up in a 1999 Chevy Lumina
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Don't fuck wit Jordan. Just sayin'.

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socal wrote:Don't fuck wit Jordan. Just sayin'.

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I have to have to be the one to do it, but...
Man sues Jordan because man is black.
Fixed.

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KGW says Heckard stands just over six feet tall, about six inches shorter than Jordan, but has a shaved head with an earring in his left ear. He plays a lot of basketball, he says, and wears Air Jordan shoes because they're comfortable.
Coincidence piled upon coincidence. He's entitled to every penny of that money.
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Diogenes wrote:
socal wrote:Don't fuck wit Jordan. Just sayin'.

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Perhaps, I should sue "this man".. People are always confusing me with him!
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