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RACEHORSE owner Gary Martin had a colt gelded in revenge over the Portuguese winker — because its name is Ronaldo.

Gary, 55, of Windmill Hill, East Sussex, said: “It would have given me much more satisfaction if I could have had the real Ronaldo’s nuts cut off. But this is the best I could do.”

Give Ron one in the eye



HERE’S every England fan’s chance to get revenge on the world’s biggest winker.

Our human dartboard shows Portuguese nancy boy Cristiano Ronaldo.

The Manchester United midfielder is caught in the act of winking to his team-mates after helping to get England and United star Wayne Rooney sent off.

We’ve made Ronaldo’s wink the bullseye.

So put it up in your office — and give the sly senor one in the eye.

Wayne: I'll split him in two

FURIOUS Wayne Rooney has threatened to “split Cristiano Ronaldo in two” when they next meet.

The England striker says the slippery Portuguese winker got him sent off in Saturday’s World Cup clash.

Troubled Rooney, 20, blew his top and branded Man United team-mate Ronaldo, 21, a “pretty boy” in talks with pals.

The looming showdown is a major crisis for Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson.

Rooney’s rant came on a day of drama in the England camp in Baden-Baden.

David Beckham quit as skipper and departing manager Sven Goran Eriksson made a grovelling apology for the team’s performance.

Rooney’s blast at Ronaldo was revealed by a top FA source.

The insider said: “At breakfast in the hotel this morning, Wayne said he would split him in two and smack him in the head. Who can blame him?

“He is determined to settle the score in his own way and there is nothing anyone can do about it.”