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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13568024/?GT1=8211

How is this fat fuck doing the splits?
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Unable to leave his bed for five years, the 41-year-old mechanic in the northern industrial city of Monterrey longed to move again.

Can't leave the bed for 5 years, and he's still a mechanic? Shit I got to get a boss that doesn't mind me taking off half a decade for a nap.
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How do bedridden obese people get food? Whoever brings it to them should be arrested.
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WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.
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His goal is to lose another 770 pounds
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WolverineSteve wrote: How is this fat fuck doing the splits?
To do the splits you must exercise something.

Something this man doesn't have a lot of.

Something that allows most people to move, lift, and work.

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You can't make fun of that fat guy because he has a disease.


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Headhunter wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.
That deserves a RACK almost as big as Uribe's.
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Nice tits. Can we get a (!) on the link?
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Headhunter wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.
:lol:

To steal a line from an old Simpsons episode...his ass probably has its own congressman.
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Who else can say they lost 200 lbs and still have people call them a fat fuck. Pretty sad when you still weigh 1000 lbs after losing 200.
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Image :lol:
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Headhunter wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.
Excellent.
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WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food? Whoever brings it to them should be arrested.
The next question is...

How does he get rid of his waste (feces and urine)?

Unable to leave his bed for five years, I would say that adds up!!

and if he is not working... someone is doing this for free!!

Imagine volunteering for that doodie!!
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Headhunter wrote:
Unable to leave his bed for five years, the 41-year-old mechanic in the northern industrial city of Monterrey longed to move again.

Can't leave the bed for 5 years, and he's still a mechanic? Shit I got to get a boss that doesn't mind me taking off half a decade for a nap.
The fork lift that gets him out of bed is bound to need an oil change every now and again.
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You people are slipping.

Jack wrote:How does he get rid of his waste (feces and urine)?



Imagine volunteering for that doodie!!
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