Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking

[Uncle Fester]

The thing I remember most about Rootbeer was that he once posted something about his little brother being killed after falling into a steam vent.

Kinda freaked me out.

[Atomic Punk]

AP you fucking pussy, we get this blast from the past directed at you...

Without having to quote what I clearly remember in this thread... the deal with the Badlands is that I started that board and W_L_W put word out to bring the guys over. Rooty and the fellas had a lot of fun on that board and some of us paid to keep the pop-ups off.

So what Rooty was giving me shit about, unless he changes his story was that I simply let the board go after not caring to run it anymore. Invictus and I kept our "gross out contest" (and yes it was bad) going for a long time then I burned out on the boards for awhile.

Also, everything I've said I've done is no lie. Not what you guys said I've done, but what I've said. I've done a lot more in life than most people can ever imagine for themselves. If one has only had a career of buyinng and selling drugs then reached self-actualization by repairing holes in drywall in an apartment complex, then props to that person if he's cool with it.

I've KMOA many times and have had some vicories. So fucking what? Most of you are too chickenshit to post your own pictures then go on to make fun of others that do.

If you want to call bullshit on any of this then I really don't give a fuck other than to respond to this and set the record straight. Deal with it.

Also, if you really think I hate anyone on these boards then you are high. It's just a place to let off steam and have fun.

This isn't AP or ZZ spewing out the usual bullshit, this is Mike just saying how it is.

[Terry in Crapchester]

-Seek out Risa for sex

Dins, I realize that you posted this as a joke, but perhaps you were a bit hasty in doing so.

Say what you will about Risa, but she's nothing if not passionate. And, as Van pointed out in the other thread, knowledgeable about sex.

If you ever did seek her out for sex, I suspect that'd be one ride you'd never forget. Just sayin'.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

AP you fucking pussy, we get this blast from the past directed at you...

Without having to quote what I clearly remember in this thread... the deal with the Badlands is that I started that board and W_L_W put word out to bring the guys over. Rooty and the fellas had a lot of fun on that board and some of us paid to keep the pop-ups off.

So what Rooty was giving me shit about, unless he changes his story was that I simply let the board go after not caring to run it anymore. Invictus and I kept our "gross out contest" (and yes it was bad) going for a long time then I burned out on the boards for awhile.

Also, everything I've said I've done is no lie. Not what you guys said I've done, but what I've said. I've done a lot more in life than most people can ever imagine for themselves. If one has only had a career of buyinng and selling drugs then reached self-actualization by repairing holes in drywall in an apartment complex, then props to that person if he's cool with it.

I've KMOA many times and have had some vicories. So fucking what? Most of you are too chickenshit to post your own pictures then go on to make fun of others that do.

If you want to call bullshit on any of this then I really don't give a fuck other than to respond to this and set the record straight. Deal with it.

Also, if you really think I hate anyone on these boards then you are high. It's just a place to let off steam and have fun.

This isn't AP or ZZ spewing out the usual bullshit, this is Mike just saying how it is.

Rooty's post wasn't about the badlands, his point was about you and your penchant for "self-gloss". This quote is definitely self directed whether you realize it or not.

You are so "not getting it," you fucking know-it-all, blowhard moron.

Did you do everything you claim? maybe
Do we care if you really did? not really
Is it annoying as hell to read another one of your self glossing stories or life experiences, when it has no relevance to a thread? Yup
Do you really need the props you so evidently are looking for? I hope not

This is The Whistle Is Screaming just saying how it is, here in our pretend world of interweb fun.

[Derron]

If you ever did seek her out for sex, I suspect that'd be one ride you'd never forget. Just sayin'.

Probably not going to happen. Dins might want to hit it, but that sactamonious, self rightous blattering cunt would not give Dins even a blow job, because he probably would have hit a little weed, maybe had a few pops, and you how Cunt Risa feels about mind altered sex, thats whats sooooo wrong about the troll.

Then again, I wager Dins might publicaly pound it before dropping the hammer on that troll.

[Atomic Punk]

Then don't fucking read what I write. Plain and simple.

Self-glossing stories when it has no relevance to a thread... I don't see why I would bring up a totally unrelated subject in a thread.

Look man, if I've had experience with something, then I may throw in my deal. If you can't deal with it, then fucking do what I do when I see a Risa/IB post... scroll by.

Looking for props? Fuck no. Why do I say that? Because I've done it and it is simply sharing an example.

[Smackie Chan]

I burned out on the boards for awhile.

Encore, Encore!!

[Rootbeer]

Rootbeer is 'dead'. Let the troll rest in peace.

You speak of rootbeer as though he were an object to be bought, sold, and manipulated. He is not. Rootbeer is an ideal... an emotion... a passion... a state of being. Rootbeer serves to entertain himself. The entertainment of others is secondary. The opions of others is a distant third.

Broken STaple would post also but the nickname is still teis up in litigation.

[Biggie]

teis up

That's him, all right.

Howdy, Frosty.

[Atomic Punk]

Encore, Encore!!

"I wish I had more hands... so I could give your titties TWO THUMBS DOWN!"

[Rootbeer]

Encore, Encore!!

"I wish I had more hands... so I could give your titties TWO THUMBS DOWN!" :lol:

I'll be sure to add Amputee Olympic champion to your list of accomplishments. Next I expect you to tell us how you invented, developed, built, and installed your own nuclear powered plastic arm.

[Risa]

because he probably would have hit a little weed, maybe had a few pops,

if you have to do drugs and/or alcohol to fuck
you shouldn't be fucking. ever.

end of story. period.

your plumbing isn't working for a reason.
the gene pool doesn't want your additives.

[Risa]

Rootbeer is 'dead'. Let the troll rest in peace.

You speak of rootbeer as though he were an object to be bought, sold, and manipulated. He is not. Rootbeer is an ideal... an emotion... a passion... a state of being. Rootbeer serves to entertain himself. The entertainment of others is secondary. The opions of others is a distant third.

Right. That's why Rootbeer masturbated by stoking
others up. What the fuck ever.

Remove the dick-hoovering (thanks, .net) knee-jerk
reinforcement of the Dinshippies of the world, and 'Rootbeer' is
just another bit of quantum level silly string. There's
nothing there.

You're not Rootbeer, but if you're doing this for the
same reason Rootbeer did his bullshit, you're just
as much an attention seeking asshole pulling hit
and runs for ill-deserved accolades while hiding behind
a handle, as he is. Was. RIP.

[Derron]

your plumbing isn't working for a reason.

Squawk...squawk...squawk... :monkey scream: monkey scream:

My plumbing works fine.. fact it works good enough to flood your ugly grille with white boy jizz any day of the week.

Troll on....

[Risa]

Squawk...squawk...squawk... :monkey scream: monkey scream:

My plumbing works fine..

Have you had a blood test?

And not (just) to check for how many nasty ass strains of
hepatitis you're still circulating.

fact it works good enough to flood your ugly grille with white boy jizz any day of the week.

Troll on....

Whatever, fucking drug addicted chulo. Are you white like white --

or 'white' like TheLastRighteousHonky, Faker Hi-May, mvscal, and drummer?

[Biggie]

You're not Rootbeer, but if you're doing this for the
same reason Rootbeer did his bullshit, you're just
as much an attention seeking asshole pulling hit
and runs for ill-deserved accolades while hiding behind
a handle, as he is. Was. RIP.

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?



I am.

[Risa]

If you ever did seek her out for sex, I suspect that'd be one ride you'd never forget. Just sayin'.

With her...uh, 'low center of gravity', she might be able to buck you into geosynchronous orbit.

You'd make a great underwear model -- there's nothing
there to distract from the cotton (according to yourself
at .net, at least).

[Biggie]

(according to yourself
at .net, at least)

When the pilot says, "Cross check and verify", he's not talking to you, dumbass.

[Derron]

Whatever, fucking drug addicted chulo. Are you white like white --

I am white like white is right and you wish you were.

Have not touched drugs in years, unfortunately, but could drink and smoke your ass away

Chulo ?? Bwwaaahaaaa...

Don't troll much either....you fucking low life mental case.

[Risa]

(according to yourself
at .net, at least)

When the pilot says, "Cross check and verify", he's not talking to you, dumbass.

Hey man, when a man is trying to be honest about not having
anything to work with:

You'd make a great underwear model --.

You bet...15 years ago.

he doesn't have anything to work with.
and i applaud that. takes an honest man
to buck up about not having anything
to buck with.

but it's even better if he doesn't then go
around trying to talk shit about other people,
you know what I mean?

[Biggie]

you know what I mean?

No, not usually.

[TheArtist]

'Rootbeer' is just another bit of quantum level silly string. There's nothing there.

OOOO! OOOO! Do me next!

[JCT]

The resurection of Rootbeer. And during Easter week too! AMEN and amen.

[Risa]

Whatever, fucking drug addicted chulo. Are you white like white --

I am white like white

Whatever. Vicente F. claims the same thing, ese.

Have not touched drugs in years, unfortunately, but could drink and smoke your ass away

Fine. I'll just look on as you fuck up your life,
and your family's life when you do the inevitable
relapse.

I don't drink.
I don't smoke.

I don't hang with folks who do.
I don't screw folks who do.

Chulo ?? Bwwaaahaaaa...

What? the ladies at the DMV sure as hell
ain't calling you guapo. as many drugs
as you've done.... you have NO reason
to call out anyone for looks.

Don't troll much either....you fucking low life mental case.

I've never been so low I've snorted assorted pharmaceuticals
off some nasty skanks (dudes? that many drugs you know
there was some crazy bi-shit going down) body, just to
be able to get it up for her in the first place.


Do the blood test.

[Biggie]

I don't drink.
I don't smoke.
I don't hang with folks who do.
I don't screw folks who do.

Look at me, Imanje Dee,
Pushin' three and seventy
Won't go to bed
With no cracka white bread
I'm black! Imanje Dee!

Watch it, hey, I'm Morris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across, even Nic Simpson lost
her head to old OJ

I don't drink or swear,
Cornhole don't get Nair
I post all day on the Internet
Keep your pale paws off size sixty drawers.
Would you pray for Pushawn and Quannette?

As for you, Troll Frosty Brew,
I know what you wanna do
You got your Bode
I like pie ala mode
I'm just Imanje Dee!

Elvis, Elvis, let me be,
Keep that Kancer far from me
Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool
Hey, fungu, Imanje Dee.

[velocet]

Rack Biggs.



That is the real Rootbeer. A poster praised as much as Risa/IB is pummelled, which is saying quite a lot.






velocet

[trev]

I don't drink.
I don't smoke.
I don't hang with folks who do.
I don't screw folks who do.

Look at me, Imanje Dee,
Pushin' three and seventy
Won't go to bed
With no cracka white bread
I'm black! Imanje Dee!

Watch it, hey, I'm Morris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across, even Nic Simpson lost
her head to old OJ

I don't drink or swear,
Cornhole don't get Nair
I post all day on the Internet
Keep your pale paws off size sixty drawers.
Would you pray for Pushawn and Quannette?

As for you, Troll Frosty Brew,
I know what you wanna do
You got your Bode
I like pie ala mode
I'm just Imanje Dee!

Elvis, Elvis, let me be,
Keep that Kancer far from me
Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool
Hey, fungu, Imanje Dee.

Big racks.

[Atomic Punk]

Rack Biggs.



That is the real Rootbeer. A poster praised as much as Risa/IB is pummelled, which is saying quite a lot.






velocet

It is Rooty. Same style and can make you laugh at yourself in his descriptive writings. I guess a 2 year Mormon mission in Nigeria was enough to call a spade a spade while having no WiFi connection. :no smile:

[Van]

And you owe gbg an apology.

I'll get right on that.

I'll put it on my "to-do" list, right after:

-Drink coffee

-Brush Teeth

-Stick knitting needles so far into my eyeballs that ool comes out

-Listen to my entire Flaming Lips collection

-Lobby for tax breaks for Exxon

-Apologize to GBG

-Seek out Risa for sex


Yup, I've got my day all figured out now.

The day I apologize to a nasty old whore for calling her a nasty old whore will be...I'll get back to you on that...or not.

Bitchin' inclusion there Dins. Didn't see it coming...which is the true makings of a laugh out loud post...

...such as Biggie's blast. Fuck, in such a non gay way I really miss Biggie.

What with Rooty's Return and Annie actually telling Dins (Dins!!) that he owes GBG an apology this one's truly turning out to be a great thread.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

... this one's truly turning out to be a great thread.

Werd!