Say hello to my new car and Miss Haiti

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:48 am

2006 Hyundai Elantra fully loaded w/sunroof

2005 Miss Haiti

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:52 am

my new car and Miss Haiti

mutually exclusive concepts, jtr.

congrats on buying a "Don't fuck me, I'm a loser" car.

PS,

It's only "fully loaded" when you're in it.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:53 am

Say "Hi" to Craig, Smokey, Big Worm, and Deebo for me.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:01 am

A Hyundai, and a non sequitous and decidedly better-than-the-typical-pageant-pose pic of Miss Haiti...

Still trying to figure out the connection here.

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:04 am

JTR is a 45 yr old soccer mom?

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:06 am

Mister Bushice wrote:It's only "fully loaded" when you're in it.

Rack!

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:13 am

That thing come with a free bowl of soup and a 30 day supply of estrogen pills?

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:17 am

jtr wrote:

Nice parking job. Did Python sell you that car?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:17 am

Van wrote: Still trying to figure out the connection here.

A retard, driving a retard car, who is so retarded that he thinks we can't find pictures of hot chicks on the internet by ourselves.

Seamless, actually.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:20 am

The model name "Elantra" makes it sound luxurious and exuisite. Then I seen the photo.

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:37 am

I use to see Hyundai's driving around with their trim coming loose, and colors fading way to early.

In the last few years, this car company has been getting very good ratings on the tv car/driver shows.

I still suspect those tv car experts are getting pieced off, but who knows.
According to them, buying a Hyundai is the best deal to be had.

Enjoy your new car, Jess.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:02 pm

tough love wrote:In the last few years, this car company has been getting very good ratings on the tv car/driver shows.

Yup. Cartalk guys say Hyundai is the new Subaru.

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:53 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Cartalk guys say Hyundai is the new Subaru.

What about Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercurys and Subarus?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:58 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Say "Hi" to Craig, Smokey, Big Worm, and Deebo for me.

RACK

Was thinking along the same lines when I saw the neighborhood.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:38 pm

Let me guess..."Miss Haiti" hasn't been in her fair land since she was an infant, if at all. One of her family members (read: opportunists) figured that in the US talent base, she'd be in the 35th percentile...but as "Miss Haiti", she'd zoom right to the top, due to the paltry genuine competition...

ZigZag · Post by **ZigZag** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:06 pm

I'm thinking Miss Haiti is a general term for any non poverty level only because they are as beautiful as hot chocolate on a snowy day.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:12 pm

I'm thinking Miss Haiti is a general term for any non poverty level only because they are as beautiful as hot chocolate on a snowy day.

English, please.

ZigZag · Post by **ZigZag** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:18 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
I'm thinking Miss Haiti is a general term for any non poverty level only because they are as beautiful as hot chocolate on a snowy day.
English, please.

you're giving miss haiti more hope when really if she were here she'd be lucky to finish 250th in a Miss Flapjack contest.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:21 pm

I'll repost this for your benefit - you seem to have missed reading it.

PSUFAN wrote:Let me guess..."Miss Haiti" hasn't been in her fair land since she was an infant, if at all. One of her family members (read: opportunists) figured that in the US talent base, she'd be in the 35th percentile...but as "Miss Haiti", she'd zoom right to the top, due to the paltry genuine competition...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:24 pm

tough love wrote:In the last few years, this car company has been getting very good ratings on the tv car/driver shows.

I still suspect those tv car experts are getting pieced off, but who knows.

Huh? You mean that the company that spends the most money advertising on a given car show/publication gets the best ratings?

No way, dude.

Was it when the company that bought the most ad space in the previous year won the Car & Driver Car Of The Year Award for 30+ years straight that tipped you off?

Did you hear that Websters took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary?

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:32 pm

Hyundai makes a decent car and if you factor in the price and warrantee, it's a very good car.

Mrs. TWIS has an '02 Sante Fe and we have had no problems with it. She plans on replacing it with another one in a year or 2.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:33 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
tough love wrote:In the last few years, this car company has been getting very good ratings on the tv car/driver shows.

I still suspect those tv car experts are getting pieced off, but who knows.
Huh? You mean that the company that spends the most money advertising on a given car show/publication gets the best ratings?

No way, dude.

Was it when the company that bought the most ad space in the previous year won the Car & Driver Car Of The Year Award for 30+ years straight that tipped you off?

Absolutely contemptible situation. Thank God this doesn’t happen in the blended wine industry.

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:59 pm

Husker4ever wrote:The model name "Elantra" makes it sound luxurious and exuisite. Then I seen the photo.

And interestingly it's Ms. Haiti's name as well. Or was it Elantrashaniqua?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:03 pm

Elantrashaniqua

Pray for her.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:11 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:It's only "fully loaded" when you're in it.

Rack!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:20 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: Absolutely contemptible situation. Thank God this doesn’t happen in the blended wine industry.

Thank God. Because the Wine Spectator (which these tards actually tried to cite as a source) would NEVER do such a thing.

Actually, I saw a spreadsheet of advertising space vs average wine score for the WS. Sad. Was sitting there with no less than 3 professional winemakers at the time, a couple of whom browsed it, and said things like "That got a what? I've had that, and it just about made me vomit. Oh, wait -- here's their big ad on the next page."

Hey American Consumer -- did you hear that they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary?

What's really sad, is that Consumer Reports claims to be unbiased due to their lack of advertising. Unfortunately, the people they hire to do tests are college dropouts who come up with the worst testing methodology imaginable, rendering their opinions just about as worthless as most bought-off publications.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:30 pm

Zywhinemaker Magazine has a new Zynfinsdale blend coming out in a tinfoil pouch within a box and spout soon. Space Shuttle technology is going to rock the market soon! "Space Mountain Burgandy."

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:31 pm

Hyundai..no thank you.
A true story.
Against the advice of several people including myself, my bud buys a new Hyundai. Bad luck follows this guy around..he's two weeks the proud owner and trunkstuffs a car in front of him that panic-stopped. Air bags did not deploy as they should have, and he breaks his nose and cuts his forehead on the steering wheel. His insurance company sends his rig through the Hyundai dealer body shop. He wants the air bag sensors replaced on warranty because they failed to trigger the air bags. NO DEAL, he's told by the dealer..they won't warranty the sensors because they were rendered inoperative because of an accident. WTF?

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:35 pm

Van wrote:A Hyundai, and a non sequitous and decidedly better-than-the-typical-pageant-pose pic of Miss Haiti...

Still trying to figure out the connection here.

Yup.

Unless . . . maybe Jess bought the car from Miss Haiti?

Reaching here, but work with me.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:35 pm

silvurna wrote:WTF?

I recommend calling TVO, ASAP.

"Bad luck follows him around?"

Sounds like he just picked some winning lottery numbers.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:42 pm

I posted them together in case people opened the thread who are not interested in what my car is but might be interested for a split-second if miss haiti is hot.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:29 am

jtr wrote:I posted them together in case people opened the thread who are not interested in what my car is but might be interested for a split-second if miss haiti is hot.

Wrong on both counts.

But I could imagine a Haitian stealing your Elantra

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:57 am

TenTallBen wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:It's only "fully loaded" when you're in it.
Rack!

And if anyone's an expert at being in a car "fully loaded" it's TTB.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:01 am

The Assassin wrote:
jtr wrote:I posted them together in case people opened the thread who are not interested in what my car is but might be interested for a split-second if miss haiti is hot.

Wrong on both counts.

But I could imagine a Haitian stealing your Elantra

Did you lose an avatar bet?

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:19 pm

Roach Wrote:
Glad to say I knew you back when. You know, the roots of a cult following. It could happen, and I hope it does!

Remember us then, ok?

IN

Jess; if your comp is decked out for it, hows aboot you giving us an "Autograph"
That way your many board fans here can then print it out ('specially the jealous haters, Oh Yes You Will) before your career takes off and you get to busy to bother with us little people. :wink:

Well Done...Keep Climbing, Jess

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:50 pm

Jess,

First off, nice car. We would have went with some sort of mini-van as to assist us in our grocery chores and whatever else our dominate wives command us to do but ...

What type or vacuum cleaner do you prefer to use and why?

Signed,
several T1B Mr. Mom faggots who smell like fabric softener

James · Post by **James** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:50 pm

Holy shit.

What is it with Comedy Central and manatees? First I see them on South Park and then I see two more making out at the end of Mind of Mencia.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:23 am

Diego in Seattle wrote:And if anyone's an expert at being in a car "fully loaded with 6 year old boys" it's ME!

Fixed

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:46 pm

Tell Tom Cruise to go to hell.

rack it! fuck that asshole

Say hello to my new car and Miss Haiti

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