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Whackjobs I work with...
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:47 pm
by patsy stone
1. Our IT guy is married to our Creative Dept. traffic manager. He gets here early every morning, parks DIAGONALLY over two spaces so that he can move his truck when his wife gets here. Aww... so they can park next to each other. Soooo sweet. Not like there aren't 50 empty spaces to park in every day. We were making fun of him this morning and she SAID it's embarrassing, but she's lying. She's got him WHIPPED!
2. The guys in the department next door are gambling addicts. They'll find anything to bet on. Football pools, NCAA Championship pools, and now... AMERICAN IDOL pool! Not kidding. One of the guys came around today to ask me if I watch it. Nope, sorry. I wonder what they'll think of next?
3. The chick next to me got flowers yesterday from her husband. I mean, a HUGE HUGE bouquet of flowers. Does she have to keep them RIGHT NEXT TO HER MONITOR so that EVERYONE who walks by sees them immediately and has to comment? She has a whole table behind her that's EMPTY. She could put it there. Hell, she can put it in the recycle bin in the next room and people will still see them. That's how huge this bouquet is. But nope, all day I have to hear, "My husband sent those 'just because...'" Annoys the crap out of me.
And no, I'm not jealous. I get flowers sent to me, but I don't flaunt them. I put them away somewhere and if someone comments on them, I smile and say "thanks!" I don't go on and on and on and on talking about them. Yeesh.
TGIF! That's all I have to say. Time to drink tonight!
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:01 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
Work? What's that?
sin-
Welfare in Seattle
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:02 pm
by Raydah James
Jimmy Medalions wrote:Work? What's that?
sin-
Welfare in Seattle
RACK
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:04 pm
by Mikey
Geez Jimmah.
The stuff you're posting today....I feel like I'm 46 again.
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:10 pm
by indyfrisco
You forgot...
4. Bitter hag who does nothing but mind everyone else's business and posts on a message board all day long.
Sin,
Patsy Stone's Coworkers
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:11 pm
by patsy stone
IndyFrisco wrote:You forgot...
4. Bitter hag who does nothing but mind everyone else's business and posts on a message board all day long.
Sin,
Patsy Stone's Coworkers
Funny, although wrong. I post once every two days, maybe. ;)
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:14 pm
by indyfrisco
You just doubled that in 30 minutes. Liar.
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:16 pm
by patsy stone
Shut up. I'm leaving.
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:18 pm
by indyfrisco
Too bad. I was just about to ask to cyber with you.
Re: Whackjobs I work with...
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:29 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Patsy Stone wrote:2. The guys in the department next door are gambling addicts. They'll find anything to bet on. Football pools, NCAA Championship pools, and now... AMERICAN IDOL pool! Not kidding. One of the guys came around today to ask me if I watch it. Nope, sorry. I wonder what they'll think of next?
Guilty.
Sans American Idol.
Re: Whackjobs I work with...
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:19 pm
by Cuda
Patsy Stone wrote:1. Our IT guy is married to our Creative Dept. traffic manager. He gets here early every morning, parks DIAGONALLY over two spaces so that he can move his truck when his wife gets here. Aww... so they can park next to each other.
Get you a valve-core tool and let the hair out of his tires whenever he parks diagonally. If he doesn't get the message, get a razor knife and slash his fucking tires. If he still doesn't get the message, get you a huge-ass magic marker and write "THANKS FOR TAKING TWO SPACES, ASSHOLE" on his door after slashing his tires.
2. The guys in the department next door are gambling addicts. They'll find anything to bet on. Football pools, NCAA Championship pools, and now... AMERICAN IDOL pool! Not kidding. One of the guys came around today to ask me if I watch it. Nope, sorry. I wonder what they'll think of next?
Of the next 35 things they think of next, you can bet porn won't be one of them. American Fucking Idol? Aside from PrimeX, what kind of cock sucking faggots do you work with?
3. The chick next to me got flowers yesterday from her husband. I mean, a HUGE HUGE bouquet of flowers. Does she have to keep them RIGHT NEXT TO HER MONITOR so that EVERYONE who walks by sees them immediately and has to comment? She has a whole table behind her that's EMPTY. She could put it there. Hell, she can put it in the recycle bin in the next room and people will still see them. That's how huge this bouquet is. But nope, all day I have to hear, "My husband sent those 'just because...'" Annoys the crap out of me.
And no, I'm not jealous. I get flowers sent to me, but I don't flaunt them. I put them away somewhere and if someone comments on them, I smile and say "thanks!" I don't go on and on and on and on talking about them. Yeesh.!
Take a saunter up to her desk, back your ass right up to the flowers and rip a big ol' beefer of a fart and then ask her how her flowers smell now?
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:05 am
by Nishlord
A mate of mine was told by the office IT spod that giving a female elf his +2 Dexterity ring in Everquest was the most romantic moment of his life.
I've been looking for a thread to drop that in for some time.
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:15 am
by Risa
Nishlord wrote:A mate of mine was told by the office IT spod that giving a female elf his +2 Dexterity ring in Everquest was the most romantic moment of his life.
he left out the part where the 'female' was another dude, though, right?
that game is notorious for males playing as females.. that whole thing about 'who would you rather look at for hours at a time' thing.
Re: Whackjobs I work with...
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:17 am
by Risa
Patsy Stone wrote:1. Our IT guy is married to our Creative Dept. traffic manager. He gets here early every morning, parks DIAGONALLY over two spaces so that he can move his truck when his wife gets here. Aww... so they can park next to each other. Soooo sweet. Not like there aren't 50 empty spaces to park in every day. We were making fun of him this morning and she SAID it's embarrassing, but she's lying. She's got him WHIPPED!
they're both assholes. and i'd question about which one was 'whipped'... especially if it's a 'dick substitute' truck.
Re: Whackjobs I work with...
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:19 am
by Tom In VA
Risa wrote:especially if it's a 'dick substitute' truck.
Are those the ones with vibrating seats to make one's commute more enjoyable ?
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:30 am
by Taint
Ever work with one of them crazy black bitches that flew off the handle at anything? Every rant would end up like this:
I'LLWHUPYOMUTHAFUCKINASS!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:21 pm
by ElvisMonster
ohNOyou
di'n't!
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:12 pm
by PSUFAN
holy shit!!
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:13 pm
by smackaholic
Taint wrote:Ever work with one of them crazy black bitches that flew off the handle at anything? Every rant would end up like this:
how the fukk does that end up in the US congress?
I'LLWHUPYOMUTHAFUCKINASS!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:22 pm
by Smackie Chan
RACK EM!
Re: Whackjobs I work with...
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:53 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Patsy Stone wrote:2. The guys in the department next door are gambling addicts. They'll find anything to bet on. Football pools, NCAA Championship pools, and now... AMERICAN IDOL pool! Not kidding. One of the guys came around today to ask me if I watch it. Nope, sorry. I wonder what they'll think of next?
We have a football pool in our office. Just sayin'. None of the others, though. I tried starting a NCAA pool last year but it didn't go over well, so I didn't even bother this year.