__watch out JTR__
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:09 am
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Royale w/ cheese
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:19 pm
Are you telling a joke or trying to sing some chick out of her pants? Lookin kinda Barry Whitesque.
;)
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:23 pm
20 more pounds and a shave, and you'd look right at home in the cast of Taxi.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:46 pm
If anyone should be doing standup it's Nish. :)
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:50 pm
If he mined the archives, he might be able to plagarize some decent routines. I'm thinking Moorese's escapades would do well on-stage.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:41 pm
Is this thing on??
Rack you mouse!
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:39 pm
William Hung had a microphone too.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:28 pm
RACKS to mouse
Represent
Represent
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:30 pm
tomas?
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:33 pm
At least he didn't fellate it...IndyFrisco swooning, wrote:William Hung had a microphone too.
:twisted:
Rack you mouse. You look like you take comedy very seriously.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:22 pm
Sick 'em, mouse.
I hope you are making fun of "Cooking Shows"
I noticed starting in last weeks sat newpaper tv scene, there is a new section devoted only to the weekly cooking shows.
How many times does someone get to say, "hummm, that tastes great" before the damn thing become's stale?
I hope you are making fun of "Cooking Shows"
I noticed starting in last weeks sat newpaper tv scene, there is a new section devoted only to the weekly cooking shows.
How many times does someone get to say, "hummm, that tastes great" before the damn thing become's stale?
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:37 am
I thought you had to be able to bring the funnay to do stand-up. My bad, I guess.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:44 am
Dude used to call into Spurs post-game shows in WOAI in San Antonio and was pretty funny. For some, the funnay doesn't translate when there's actual typing involved. Complicated stuff, that whole keyboard thing. Of course, starting threads about the Oscars doesn't help either.Smackie Chan wrote:I thought you had to be able to bring the funnay to do stand-up. My bad, I guess.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:23 am
mouse = Tito Larriva ???
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:30 am
I don't know... that picture makes me think of what Sam Kinison would look like if he was Hispanic.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:12 am
So, you are telling me we have 2 Sam Kinisons on this board? The look alike and the postalike?Louis Cyphre wrote:I don't know... that picture makes me think of what Sam Kinison would look like if he was Hispanic.
mouse and the screaming, shouting, faggot, basketball goal looking, Raydah James?
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:44 am
100 buckss for third? Do they at least pay your flight if you win?The five-week competition, held by the Rivercenter and Hollywood’s Laugh Factory, runs Mondays at 8:30 p.m. through March 27 and will showcase close to 50 comics. Three finalists from each of the first four rounds advance to the final Monday evening, with the winner netting a week’s booking at the Rivercenter, performances at the L.A. and New York Laugh Factories, and $750 cash. Second place gets $500 and booking at the Rivercenter; third gets $100.
Damn dude, comedy don't pay as well as it used to, eh?
But hey good luck with all of it, and props to you for sticking it out there.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:23 am
rack the fuck out of mouse. i love the black suit and tie. epoch. if you ever drop any board related topics or blasts that are recorded, make sure to post them.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:32 am
It takes serious nads to get up on stage and perform Give Gene Simmons his props!
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:55 pm
Or 1/2 a pint of Crown RoyalAtomic Punk wrote:It takes serious nads to get up on stage and perform !
Dam I had no idea I was fat and that Ugly, you see what 10 years of playing on the PC can do to you?
I really didn't stand a chance. I was # 5 and I was sandwitched between Maggie Gallant from last comic stading , and John Ramsey last years winner of Funniest person in Austin.
Then I was told 2 minutes before my time that I needed to go from X rated to R rated, WTF? Dick is Dick, Pussy is Pussy! how can I tell what is R rated from X rated? I stayed with my set and it cost me points but I got a laugh or two and that what counts,
Well since I have not done any real Stand up in front of a real live crowd since 1986? I kinda think I did ok. It might take till 2008 to get to JTR's status But, you will know when mouse is in da house.
I will say this, I know at leat 6 posters on this board funnier than me. you guys are wasting your talent. Please don't do it . Do like me and use that talent to make a fool of yourself on stage
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:08 pm
RACK you mouse...I'm definitely a bigger fan of stand up comedy than bad movies.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:18 pm
Rack mouse hope you make it out here man, if not there's always porn.
Hey Shoalize how's the friend of your cousin?
Hey Shoalize how's the friend of your cousin?
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:45 pm
Which cousin are referring to? 
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:04 pm
Me and my Trolls thank you for the props, Man. :)mouse wrote:
I will say this, I know at leat 6 posters on this board funnier than me.