If I had a time machine...

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If I had a time machine...

Post by bf »

I'd go back in time and give mvscal's mom a lift to Planned Parenthood.
bc

Post by bc »

I'd go back and finish in your mom's mouth.
bs

Post by bs »

I'm not buying it.
bt

Post by bt »

I'd take the express
bm

Post by bm »

I'd make shutyomouth laugh
ba

Post by ba »

I'd get a new barber.

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bb

Post by bb »

I'm stuck in your hand. kinda sucks, but I'll be here forever. After you die and decay, I'll fall out.
bd

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F

Post by F »

I am the letter F.

Guess why they call me F.

ba you need new skin. white skin.
Dubya's Report Card

Post by Dubya's Report Card »

F wrote: Guess why they call me F.
He's all over me! Ref, where's the flag?!
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Post by RedHerring »

I'd go the year 2018, and knock that smarmy fucking grin off my future selfs face.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
-Edmund Burke
Guest

Post by Guest »

I would keep Dinsdale's Mom away from coathangers. The damage they did to him is sad.
Uncle Rico

Post by Uncle Rico »

I'd go back to 1982.

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
Mel Kiper, Jr.

Post by Mel Kiper, Jr. »

Uncle Rico. Been out of the game for a while, but he has the mobility and has taken snaps from under the center. I've been going over a lot of tape on this one, and expect a team like Denver or St. Louis to take him in the 1st round.
Bill Tobin

Post by Bill Tobin »

Who the hell is Mel Kiper? My mailman knows more about the draft than he does.
Bill Tobin's mailman

Post by Bill Tobin's mailman »

Who the fuck is Mel Kiper?

PS
I read your Swank magazines before you do!!!!!!

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Guest

Bill Tobin's Swank Magazines

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are you jealous now bill
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