Cheney shoots something other than his own foot

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:55 pm

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/12022006/140/v ... oting.html

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:10 pm

They tried to dress the dude to look like a 6 foot tall Arab, but the story broke before W got to say "WE GOT HIM"

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:27 pm

Everyone else managed to duck (including the Secret Service) as Cheney turned to shoot a bird. The old timer who was hit just wasn't fast enough.

4 king guy · Post by **4 king guy** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:30 pm

Whittington was bleeding but not very seriously injured, and Cheney was very apologetic.

WTF do you say to someone after you shot them??

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It broke the skin," "It knocked him silly. But he was fine. He was talking. His eyes were open. It didn't get in his eyes or anything like that."

His eyes?? When someone shoots someone do they say, Hey, the bullet went through his brain but fortunately no bullet or bullet fragments got in his eyes??

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Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:36 pm

He should go hunting with Bob Knight.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:46 pm

I thought Dick's hitman days were over?

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:54 pm

he did shoot a lawyer.

so i'd say he hit paydirt!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:56 pm

The lawyer lived, so Cheney only gets partial credit

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:44 am

88 wrote:Cheney should be denied the right to own or discharge firearms in the future.

Ya think????

Sincerely,
Secret Service

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:10 am

This post...

Diego in Seattle wrote:He should go hunting with Bob Knight.

and then this av

I'd like to start a new life
and go hunting with Bob Knight

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:47 am

heh heh...

So, is this near-corpse on near-corpse crime?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:21 pm

mvscal wrote:
4 king guy wrote:His eyes?? When someone shoots someone do they say, Hey, the bullet went through his brain but fortunately no bullet or bullet fragments got in his eyes??
The only way you can get seriously injured with bird shot is to get hit in the eye, dumbfuck.

Or anywhere at very close range, dumbfuck.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:25 pm

Hey, Cheney - suck my motherfucking cahck, bitch.

Sincerely,

SG's Son · Post by **SG's Son** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:48 pm

Once again, Cheney is a dumbfuck.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:53 pm

mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
mvscal wrote: The only way you can get seriously injured with bird shot is to get hit in the eye, dumbfuck.
Or anywhere at very close range, dumbfuck.
He wasn't at "very close range", dumbfuck.

mvscal wrote:The only way you can get seriously injured with bird shot is to get hit in the eye, dumbfuck.

Dumbfuck.

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:09 pm

SG's Son wrote:Once again, Cheney is a dumbfuck.

How do you figure? The way I see it, he did things exacly right. You see, a good birddog is hard to come by. Lot of time, effort and money invested to train him properly. You go out quail hunting, the dog goes into the brush to scare up the quail, you shoot the quail and the dog goes and retrieves. Problem is that the dog might get shot if he's too close to the quail, so what do you do?

You bring a lawyer along the scare up the quail. Fuckers are a dime a dozen and willing to work for damn near minimum wage. Nobody gives a fuck if they get peppered, and the dog gets a good jump on the bird.

Rack the fuck outa Cheney.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:27 pm

mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
mvscal wrote: The only way you can get seriously injured with bird shot is to get hit in the eye, dumbfuck.
Or anywhere at very close range, dumbfuck.
He wasn't at "very close range", dumbfuck.

Rack you, mvscal. You got your very own ankle biter.

One thingie about bird hunting: You want to make fucking well sure your hunting partners know where the fuck you are at all times. And if the bird flushes TOWARD you, and it's not your bird to shoot, or if you see somebody's gun swinging toward you, you might want to hit the fucking ground FIRST and cuss the motherfucker out later

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:30 pm

Rack you, mvscal. You’ve got your very own big brothertard.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:34 pm

Oooooh. HyMoronic breaks out his patented "I'm rubber, you're glue" smack.

You still suck, btw

frodo_biguns · Post by **frodo_biguns** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:40 pm

Okay! I like Cheney, but I just had to!
It's not my best work, but I try.
:wink: :wink:

chk
Oh lordy honey what ha' you done
chk
Oh no no that's the sound of my gun
chk
Oh lordy honey what ha' you done
chk
Oh no no that's the sound
sound that's the sound
shaow

na na na-aah
na na na-aah
na na na-aah
na na na-aaah

WELL CHENEY GOT A GUN
CHENEY GOT A GUN
THE WHOLE WORLD'S COME UNDONE
FROM LOOKIN' STRAIGHT AT THE SUN

WHAT DID HER DADDY DO
WHAT DID HE PUT YOU THROUGH
THEY SAY WHEN JANIE WAS ARRESTED
THEY FOUND HIM UNDERNEATH THE TRAIN

BUT MAN HE HAD IT COMIN'
NOW THAT CHENEY'S GOT A GUN
SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE THE SA-A-A-AME

WELL CHENEY GOT A GUN
CHENEY GOT A GUN
THE DOG DAY JUST BEGUN
hah
NOW EVERYBODY IS ON THE RUN

yeah
TELL ME NOW IT'S UNTRUE
AN' WHAT DID HER DADDY DO
OO HE JACKED A LITTLE BITTY BABY
THE MAN HAS GOT TA BE INSANE
ah ah yeah ah ah

THEY SAY THE SPELL THAT HE WAS UNDER
THE LIGHTNIN' AND THE THUNDER
KNEW THAT SOMEONE HAD TO STOP THE PA-A-A-AIN

RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY FROM THE PAIN
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH-YEAH

RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY FROM THE PAIN
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH-YE-YEAH

RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY
RUN RUN AWAY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-YEAH
whoo

CHENEY GOT A GUN
CHENEY GOT A GUN
DOG DAYS JUST BEGUN
NOW EVERYBODY IS ON THE RUN

WHAT DID HER DADDY DO
IT'S JANIE'S LAST I-O-U
SHE HAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN EASY
AND PUT A BULLET IN HIS BRAIN
aah haha ah haha ah haha ah

SHE SAID 'CAUSE NOBODY BELIEVES ME
THE MAN WAS SUCH A SLEAZE
HE AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE THE SA-A-A-AME

RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY FROM THE PAIN
YEAH Y-YEAH Y-YEAH YEAH-YEAH

RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY FROM THE PAIN
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH-Y-YEAH

RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY
RUN RUN AWAY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-YEAH

CHENEY'S GOT A GUN
WELL CHENEY GOT A GUN
WELL CHENEY'S GOT A GUN
EVERYBODY IS ON THE RUN

Yeah yeah yeah
CHENEY'S GOT A GUN
Yeah yeah yeah
THE DOG DAY'S JUST BEGUN
NOW EVERYBODY IS ON THE RUN
Honey honey what's the problem
BECAUSE JANIE GOT A GUN
Tell me it ain't right
AH CHENEY GOT A GUN
Was it daddy's cradle-robbin'
DOG DAY'S HA' JUST BEGUN
That-ah made you scream at night

NOW EVERYBODY IS ON THE RUN
Yeah yeah yeah
AH CHENEY GOT A GUN
Yeah yeah yeah
AH CHENEY GOT A GUN
Yeah yeah yeah
DOG DAY HA' JUST BEGUN
Yeah yeah yeah
NOW EVERYBODY ON THE RUN
Honey honey what's the problem
BECAUSE-A CHENEY'S ON THE RUN
Tell me it ain't right
:wink:

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:42 pm

rack that wytch - pretty funny.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:48 pm

frodo_biguns wrote:

Why did you wytch TViO's head on the drummer?

frodo_biguns · Post by **frodo_biguns** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:55 pm

PSUFAN wrote:rack that wytch - pretty funny.

Phew... at least you aren't going to toss me in the bath house. I have a bad feeling that the lefties are going to spread this all over the net. But.. I just don't care! Cheney deserves it! What a dumbass!

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:39 pm

Cuda wrote:Rack you, mvscal. You got your very own ankle biter.

Considering the role he's selected for himself on this board, file that one under "one good turn deserves another."

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:10 pm

frodo_biguns wrote:I have a bad feeling that the lefties are going to spread this all over the net.

I shouldn't worry. It's not that good.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:40 pm

Cuda wrote:Oooooh. HyMoronic breaks out his patented "I'm rubber, you're glue" smack.

No, if I suggested you were ankle-biting, that might be rubber-glue. I suggested that you were trying to protect your poor, defenseless little buddy. Kind of like jtr coming to the defense of Dinsdale.

And you still suck. Hard.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:40 pm

Oh the liberal hypocrisy.

Bill J. Clinton shoots up Monica Lewinsky and the left could give a fuck.

go fuck yourself.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:23 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Cuda wrote:Oooooh. HyMoronic breaks out his patented "I'm rubber, you're glue" smack.
No, if I suggested you were ankle-biting, that might be rubber-glue. I suggested that you were trying to protect your poor, defenseless little buddy. Kind of like jtr coming to the defense of Dinsdale.

And you still suck. Hard.

So it was actually "I know you are, but what am I?" smack?

Duly noted.

My bad.

frodo_biguns · Post by **frodo_biguns** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:27 pm

Nishlord wrote:
frodo_biguns wrote:I have a bad feeling that the lefties are going to spread this all over the net.
I shouldn't worry. It's not that good.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:29 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:Oh the liberal hypocrisy.

Bill J. Clinton shoots up Monica Lewinsky and the left could give a fuck.

go fuck yourself.

so let me get this straight: it's cool that cheney blasted someone in the grill with a buckshot but it's not ok that clinton blew up in lewinski? last time i checked, clinton's negligence didn't put anyone in the hospital. idiot.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:37 pm

Cuda wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Cuda wrote:Oooooh. HyMoronic breaks out his patented "I'm rubber, you're glue" smack.
No, if I suggested you were ankle-biting, that might be rubber-glue. I suggested that you were trying to protect your poor, defenseless little buddy. Kind of like jtr coming to the defense of Dinsdale.

And you still suck. Hard.
So it was actually "I know you are, but what am I?" smack?

Duly noted.

My bad.

No, it was neither. It was just your standard, run-of-the-mill “Oh look, Cuda is still clueless fucktard” smack. You really do suck at this.

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:39 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:Oh the liberal hypocrisy.

Bill J. Clinton shoots up Monica Lewinsky and the left could give a fuck.

go fuck yourself.
so let me get this straight: it's cool that cheney blasted someone in the grill with a buckshot but it's not ok that clinton blew up in lewinski? last time i checked, clinton's negligence didn't put anyone in the hospital. idiot.

close, but it's more like "cool, cheney blasted a lawyer in the grill!"

Cheney lied about right? Said it never happened?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:39 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:Oh the liberal hypocrisy.

Bill J. Clinton shoots up Monica Lewinsky and the left could give a fuck.

go fuck yourself.
so let me get this straight: it's cool that cheney blasted someone in the grill with a buckshot but it's not ok that clinton blew up in lewinski? last time i checked, clinton's negligence didn't put anyone in the hospital. idiot.

hey dicknose,

did I say it was cool that Mr Cheney blasted that old fucker? No I didn't.

go fuck yourself.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:41 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:No, it was neither.

^^^ Yep, definitely "I know you are, but what am I?" smack.

Your rubber/glue smack is much tighter, btw

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:08 pm

Cuda wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:No, it was neither. It was just your standard, run-of-the-mill “Oh look, Cuda is still clueless fucktard” smack. You really do suck at this.
^^^ Yep, definitely "I know you are, but what am I?" smack.

Your rubber/glue smack is much tighter, btw

Yep, definitely as clueless as ever.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:13 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:Oh the liberal hypocrisy.

Bill J. Clinton shoots up Monica Lewinsky and the left could give a fuck.

go fuck yourself.

Gotta love it when the righties bring Clinton into a discussion that has nothing to do with him.

Btw, I think you pulled out the wrong troll for this post. This one is only supposed to say the last part of your post.

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:12 pm

dick cheney---shooting straight with the american people

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:23 pm

Fortunately, he was only issued a warning for not having the $7 Lawyer stamp on his hunting license.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:00 pm

Hunting accidents are about as relevent as two defensive backs colliding on a passing route...bound to happen every once in awhile.
Those that partake in the sport understand that they are placing themselves in a heightened level of danger.

And as for the media not being notified for 17 hours,56 minutes and 45 seconds,well who gives a fuck if the all important,blow everything out of proportion for ratings sake media knows before all else that this happened.

Real men understand that shit happens sometimes

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:02 pm

When the VP sticks a guy with buckshot, it's news, sorry...