(!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:00 pm

Ib just go marry RTS and get to over with geez.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:20 pm

dude, how old are you?

Old enough to know another brainless cunt licking dyke bitch when you read a post.

The youth on here give themselves away with their head up the ass, myspace smack. How fresh...Thank goodness I will be dead before you shit brains are in any positions of responsibility or leadership.

Th · Post by Th » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:23 pm

4 king guy wrote:I am not MAN enough to post a pic of my better half and have you all do this to her..

Exactly. If that ever happened, my wife would either: (a) divorce me; or (b) have me in the doghouse for so long that I would wind up hoping that she divorced me.

Oh, and btw, rack TVO and, under the heading of first time for everything, Frodo. :?

Shows me this about you guys. . . . . . . . .

1. You are thin skinned, gutless pussies as outlined before,
2. Your old ladies haven't any more sense of humor than you do,
3. Easy to see who wears the pants around your house! :twisted:

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:34 pm

Th wrote:
4 king guy wrote:I am not MAN enough to post a pic of my better half and have you all do this to her..

Exactly. If that ever happened, my wife would either: (a) divorce me; or (b) have me in the doghouse for so long that I would wind up hoping that she divorced me.

Oh, and btw, rack TVO and, under the heading of first time for everything, Frodo. :?

Shows me this about you guys. . . . . . . . .

1. You are thin skinned, gutless pussies as outlined before,
2. Your old ladies haven't any more sense of humor than you do,
3. Easy to see who wears the pants around your house! :twisted:

Bro, for your own good-Eject.

It'd be different if you had the skeelz to smack and take a couple of people down.....but you dont.

Your best bet is to go casper and let this thread die......here is a perfect example of that strategy demonstrated by our own JHawk:

Hammer being dropped, JHawk avoids Archives....

Moorese · Post by **Moorese** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:56 pm

jtr wrote:Dude at that point I was ready to try anything to unleash my wild side.

Just imagine her lathered up with mayonnaise and suffocating in between a few slices of bread. Then get down there with your best cat tongue impression and lick a few scabs off. Don't worry. You can't catch anything if you remember to gargle with some mouthwash afterwards.

Th · Post by Th » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:45 am

Raydah James wrote:
Th wrote:
4 king guy wrote:I am not MAN enough to post a pic of my better half and have you all do this to her..

Exactly. If that ever happened, my wife would either: (a) divorce me; or (b) have me in the doghouse for so long that I would wind up hoping that she divorced me.

Oh, and btw, rack TVO and, under the heading of first time for everything, Frodo. :?

Shows me this about you guys. . . . . . . . .

1. You are thin skinned, gutless pussies as outlined before,
2. Your old ladies haven't any more sense of humor than you do,
3. Easy to see who wears the pants around your house! :twisted:
Bro, for your own good-Eject.

It'd be different if you had the skeelz to smack and take a couple of people down.....but you dont.

Your best bet is to go casper and let this thread die......here is a perfect example of that strategy demonstrated by our own JHawk:

Hammer being dropped, JHawk avoids Archives....

I have gotten WAY too many laughs out of this thread to let it die now............... and skeelz? Shit bro, don't need any with the way people are plungering themselves and each other up in this thread! Still not ONE of you has 'manned up', if you ladies will pardon the expression, to the point of the thread and posted a pic of yoyrselves and your SO.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:48 am

just realized my posting of my fb in here violates the deal with Van a few months back.

fuck it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:03 am

jtr wrote:just realized my posting of my fb in here violates the deal with Van a few months back.

I thought your deal was to not post hotties?

I think you're OK here.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:04 am

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:08 am

hat stolen from m2...priceless

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:15 am

TVO dusting off the crayolas...nice.

And I remember a time way back when, when making fun of the TOT crowd was all the rage. And this topic came up, oddly enough. And a wise man put it quite eloquently --

Somebody who isn't very MANUPLY wrote:I can't wait for the thread where they all exchange social security cards. Ya know, for the fun of it! What? You don't want to share your birth certificate and 2 alternate forms of ID with the board? You pussy. Man up, biyoooooootch...

Quantum Physicists believe that if you push on a wall for an infinite amount of time, at some point you will pass through it. I think that's become the posting philosophy over there. Just keep banging your face into rock bottom, and eventually a new low can be achieved. If you get impatient, take the faces of your wives, children, and pets, and slam them into the floor as well. Let nothing stop you from looking like a bigger asshole than the previous poster.

And the worst part about it, is that I'm left with no desire to head over there and chastise them for it. I don't want to register a troll, just to ask Rog what's so manly about posting the same goddamn picture of your wife for 5 fucking years? Where's the bravery in posting and reposting the one picture that elevates that home-care-nurse-with-a-ring from fugly to below average? A real man would show his real wife. I want to see the woman who has hit the wall. I want to see a woman who feeds, clothes, bathes, and dials the phone for a 380 pound, incapacitated, oversensitive, attention whoring, wanna-be jew. The toll on that poor woman's body must be severe. You want to be a man, Roger? Show us what you've done to her. I'm sure it would make us retch.

And most of all, I don't want to point out that someone who derives their sense of manhood from such brain-dead activities is really no man at all. It's all been said to death. There's no fun in it anymore. The survivors of that board have found the perfect self-defense to smack; the winning combination of ignorance and delusion.

That's all I've got. I'll see you all next week when those retards start arguing about whose dads would win in a fight…

The names change, the tardly remains the same.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:45 am

Moving Sale wrote:

Aw God!

Rack it!

Th · Post by Th » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:03 am

The best part of this thread and the collective 'skeelz' of most all involved in it is this: It took as simple a move as myself posting a thread with a pic of my girlfriend and I in it to reveal a great many of you for the tards that you are. Since then you have posted 8 pages (so far) of the challeges most of you face with society and yourselves. Your responses indicate that the majority of you are social retards. That is probably the REAL reason that many of you haven't posted a pic - you dont't have one that fits the order. The entire point of the thread was to show your face with your SO - nothing more. Instead, many of you haven't done anything but show that you struggle with at least one of the following:

1. Race
2. Ethics
3. Morality
4. Yourselves
5. Others

But please, don't let common sense get in the way............................ Keep hitting submit, I enjoy the entertainment.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:08 am

Dude your biggest mistake was resubmitting yourself to this thread, it was clearly focused on me but by sticking your head out again it just shows how fucking stupid you are, padre.

Th · Post by Th » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:17 am

jtr wrote:Dude your biggest mistake was resubmitting yourself to this thread, it was clearly focused on me but by sticking your head out again it just shows how fucking stupid you are, padre.

Post a pic or reveal yourself as indicated.............................. :wink:

Michael Jackson · Post by **Michael Jackson** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:17 am

RedHerring · Post by **RedHerring** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:21 am

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:23 am

Th wrote:
jtr wrote:Dude your biggest mistake was resubmitting yourself to this thread, it was clearly focused on me but by sticking your head out again it just shows how fucking stupid you are, padre.
Post a pic or reveal yourself as indicated.............................. :wink:

I'm not posting shit man it's not that i dont have pics it's i've matured a little bit since sc3.

The fact that you got the sack to show where you dock your willy at night is propable I guess. But you knew it would end up like this man.

Th · Post by Th » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:27 am

jtr wrote:
Th wrote:
jtr wrote:Dude your biggest mistake was resubmitting yourself to this thread, it was clearly focused on me but by sticking your head out again it just shows how fucking stupid you are, padre.
Post a pic or reveal yourself as indicated.............................. :wink:
I'm not posting shit man it's not that i dont have pics it's i've matured a little bit since sc3.

The fact that you got the sack to show where you dock your willy at night is propable I guess. But you knew it would end up like this man.

Honestly, this is one of the better threads I have read/been involved in in quite awhile. Laughed my ass off everyday, wytch-pics included.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:29 am

Final challenge, th...have your girl post in this thread, and then we'll lock things up.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:32 am

Th,

You seem to think that this thread thread shows how much cahones you have, but all you've done is show yourself to be that much stupider than most who post here. Not that anyone was shocked.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:42 am

Roach wrote:Come on Th, show us a pic that shows us your heater is jiggie with this thread.

Got it? Hell, that skank will run away like a hating down beatin' heathen if she ever sees what you are up to with her pics. Better erase the hard drive if she is at all computer savy dude.

haha

fess up, man. Put her on. Let's have some fun.

Nice work, ass.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:56 am

I guess some people never learn.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:01 am

Jeeez...

If I was some weird Star Trek space monster, I'd be feeding on your negative energy and be growing stronger...

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:08 am

Th, it's like this.

Some of us here have been married for some time. Speaking for my self, it's going to be 21 years in June. She is still sexy as hell! You can believe it or not. She turns 41 this year. Same as me. Dark hair, small frame, smart, an absolute workout freak. Nice skin, tight legs. If I ever posted a pic of us or her, there's little doubt that that pic would end up on some dude's picture folder next to....whatever. Use your imagination.

Consented or not, there is no way in hell I would ever toss up a pic of my wife here or anywhere.

Call me a pussy....whatever. Just a'int gonna do it.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:13 am

enjoying the strawberry starfish frequently chowd?

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:20 am

jtr wrote:enjoying the strawberry starfish frequently chowd?

Why are you so concerned about my sex life?

None of your b'niz, but yeah! Hell yeah! When you're in a solidified relationship, sex only gets better as you get older.

Trust me on this.

scanner · Post by **scanner** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:31 am

"We have had about enough of this...sinners!"

-Out.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:07 am

Hey, what's wrong with these cans?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:49 am

TenTallBen wrote:I guess some people never learn.

RACK!

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:53 am

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:58 am

Jess, since when do YOU have ANY credibility to request a lock?

Remeber fat stuff, you are still considered a serious tard here. Posters like you see a beating going down on another tard and y'all get all upidy (sp?).

Know your place you blanched beached whale.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:02 am

Th wrote:Instead, many of you haven't done anything but show that you struggle with at least one of the following:

1. Race
2. Ethics
3. Morality
4. Yourselves
5. Others

You know, this actually brings up an important philosophical debate -- If a guy who puts up pics of his (alleged) OL for horny internet losers to get their jerk on to, and said dude then offers free psychoanalysis of said internet losers based upon their unwillingness to post their own OL for the jerking enjoyment of others...

and that poster then falls in the forest, does he still make a sound?

Quite the quandry, eh?

I'll bet if Saladtosser was here, he'd print out an 8 1/2 by 11 of that skank, sling a plate of hash on it, and post her defiled grille for the viewing pleasures of others. I'd do it, but alas, I don't have a webcam. See how MANUPLY TH feels when he sees another man's handchildren all over his OL's mug.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:03 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Know your place you blanched beached whale.

Don't listen to him, Jess. Any time anyone upstages you as King of the Retards, you should post as many times as possible.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:04 am

Blah blah blah

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:05 am

Dins, you are not arguing that Th's alleged g/f isn't cute are you? I think she is and looks like a grade A Mexican from Fresno. Maybe grade B but she's acceptable.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:09 am

No, not at all. From the pics, the Future Very-Soon-To-Be-Ex-TH'sOL would appear to be hellacute. Certified hottie.

But, that's not the issue here, now is it?

What's at issue is the vast and nearly indescribable mental shortcomings of a guy who would subject such a nugget to us fucking rejects.

Dude has some very deep-seeded emotional problems...or, decided that this board was hurting, and knew he could instigate a monumental and funny pile-on in one fell swoop. But we'll all pretend it's the former, and continue the facade that we were all born yesterday.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:13 am

I would agree that many a undergown/pants/shorts are currently cardboard hard like JTR's wardrobe.

I sure wouldn't post an actual pic of any girl I know other than a parody. They'll find out somehow down the road and kick your ass hard.

Th has the blad goat look that is rather disturbing. He then posts the lil' Latina and she can't be all that happy... knowing JTR just ruined another keyboard.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:14 am

jtr wrote:

ah, yep. If the thread is locked, it'll be because we're tired of seeing you piss in it artlessly.

Go ahead, surprise me, and restrain yourself.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:19 am

Jess is an internet badass now he has command of picture posting.

I think Dins just pissed on himself from the intimidation.