2005 Cryin' Ryan - Voting Tied - Runoff Vote Needed

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:43 am

As of 7:24 CDT Sunday night we have a tie:

Diogenes 16% [ 11 ]

M2 29% [ 20 ]

Frodo 8% [ 6 ]

KC Paul 29% [ 20 ]

T Rexx 7% [ 5 ]

War Wagon 7% [ 5 ]

Total Votes : 67

There have been allegations of possible voter fraud (sup' Milton?)

* I'd accuse paul too, except he posts using his own nic in Bace and Fester's so I'm thinking that if he hasn't figured that out then hotmail is well beyond his reach.

We'll run this contest one more week.

All votes from here forward must be posted in the thread and must be for either M2 or KCPaul

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The Criteria:

Myopic Homerism
Inability to form a well reasoned arguement or response to same
Relentless whinning about referees or a particular play (see "tuck rule")
Starting pointless threads
Colossal meltdown(s)

Add General Stupidity and a Lack of NFL Knowledge then cast your vote.

As always, the nominees are free to further their cause in the spaces below.

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As of 7:24 CDT Sunday night we have a tie (See end of thread)

UCant Unretires Again · Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:29 pm

I could see not including the Arizona Cardinals in a list of the top 100 worst run sports franchises, I could see not listing Jessica Alba in a list of the world's top 1000 hottest women, and I could see Burger King actually not including the Whopper in its list of Value Meal selections.... but, I cannot fathom... in a million years... a Cryin Ryan list w/ no BeSmacked representation. He is the epitomy of the no-take having, myopic, homer douchebag stupid-assed idiot who is constantly cunting up this forum. Ugh.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:56 pm

As much as I'd love to give the honor to RuPaul I must digress. I remember a thread about Tom Landry being the most overrated coach. Hands down the worst thread ever.

Vote goes for Mtool

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:26 pm

Or Alex Smith being better than Montana.. Or how the 49ers had retained most of their 94 Super Bowl team and would be world beaters again this year...

So many to choose from, but Landry as the most overrated takes the cake!

Congrats mtool!

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:49 pm

mvscal wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:As much as I'd love to give the honor to RuPaul I must digress. I remember a thread about Tom Landry being the most overrated coach. Hands down the worst thread ever.

I don't know. There was the thread about the scrub who was supposed to be "the next TO" who was cut before the end of camp.

I reset that one in the nomination thread .

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:17 pm

At least Mtool provides a few laughs with his horrid takes as does Fraudo.

TakeSux is Pops personal kick ball, so he does serve a purpose.

KcPaul and Wags are to this board what William Hung was to American Idol.

Diogenes is a worthless douche bag who only provides negativity, no humor what so ever, and bitterness.

He easily gets my vote.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:24 pm

Joe in PB wrote:
KcPaul and Wags are to this board what William Hung was to American Idol.

BWA!

Handicapping this handicapped field is quite the challenge.

As it's neck and neck with M2 & Dio, although I'd never count out Paul.

Frodo, Wags and TRexx are gonna have to really step it up if they are gonna get back in the race.

I'd ask you lazy fuckers reading this to go dig up a stupid quote by your favorite, but that would be like asking Pinky not to rent Fudgepack Mountain the minute it lands on Blockbuster's shelves.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:48 pm

Diogenes wrote:Any of my posts

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:06 pm

mvscal wrote:OK.

August 9, 2005:

m2 wrote:Marcus Maxwell will be the best wide receiver in football very soon...

We just know wide receivers in the Bay Area...

the truth

09/04/2005:

Marcus Maxwell - Cut from 49ers

Don't let the facts get in the way of the truth...

Marcus Maxwell has been on the roster all year long, but was injured for most of it.

Nolan was asked who he thought would be an impact player for the team next year... he named off 3 or 4 players, and one was Marcus Maxwell.

Yep, crazy

m2

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:13 pm

His whole take in this shit thread
viewtopic.php?t=7326&highlight=

My Favorite-

m2 wrote: I have confidence that Alex Smith will beat out Tim Rattay and Ken Dorsey for the position. Smith seems to possess all of the necesarry athletic skills to be a star at QB, but most importantly, he seems to possesses the intagibles and very astute mind for the game. Tim Rattay is a good backup QB, but that is all he is, and same with Ken Dorsey. Cody Pickett may be the 2nd most talented QB on the roster, but he needs to pickup the offense better and improve his accuracy. I think that the 49ers made a good choice with Smith as he reminds me of a more athletic version of Tom Brady.

That plus his incessant rantings that they needed to put Alex Smith so they could win games. Let's look at Smith & Pickett

Alex Smith- (started 7 games) 84 for 165, 875 yards, 1 TD, 11 INT, 40.8 Passer rating
Cody Pcikett- (started 2 games) 14 for 35, 140 yards, 0 TD, 2 INT, 28.3 Passer rating

Good thing they brought in Smith & Pickett- they certainly are the saviors of San Fran this year!

Edit-
forgot to add this (from the same thread)

m2 wrote:
P.S. Alex Smith maybe the best qb ever, in NFL History when it's all said and done...

the truth

Red · Post by **Red** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:14 pm

m2l on History:

m2 wrote:The most overrated coach in History... Tom Landry

m2l on Talent Evaluation:

m2 wrote:Alex Smith is now the 49er starter: It's about fuckin' time!!!

After Smith throws for 74 yards and four picks:

m2 wrote:<chirp, chirp>

m2l on Frontrunning:

m2 wrote:
drummer wrote: It's Lamb week .

We are gonna get killed .
Zactly. :twisted:

m2

After the '9ers manage a win:

m2 wrote:1-0 and all alone in 1st place!

Man it's good to be in the NFC West.

m2l on m0deration:

m2 wrote:Felix and Qbert in action

These fuckers are to thin skin/ed to be mods...

and add very little as posters to the forum.

They just bitch as they do in this thread...

It'd be good to have mods with football knowledge!

m2l on Prognostication:

m2 wrote:Grade your Division:
NFC West

Arizona: A+ Finished 5-11

San Francisco: A- Finished 4-12

Seattle: D- Finished 13-3

St. Louis: C Nailed it!

I'm sure there are many, many more but I didn't have all day to do a thorough search and Fraudo's Bath House gets hosed out frequently.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:25 pm

Looky here...

I speak the truth... and every pussy Cowboy fan comes running in to defend the most overrated coach in NFL history, like it's their Sacred Cow!

FACT: Tom Landry is looked at as a great coach by most in the football world... I say he lives on a reputation, and his record shows he isn't even close when it comes to being one of the best ever!

FACT: 30 years as a head coach= only 2 Super Bowl Wins!!!

If you can show me one other coach with 30 years as the head coach and has less than 2 Super Bowl wins...

I will gladly say I was wrong!!!

If you can show me a Super Bowl winning coach with a worse percentage of Super Bowl wins vs. years coached...

I will also admit I was wrong!!!

Just 1 motherfuckers!!!!!!!

Headhunter wrote:Or Alex Smith being better than Montana.. Or how the 49ers had retained most of their 94 Super Bowl team and would be world beaters again this year...

Do you have a Link to any of these false allegations? Mr. My feelings are hurt because m2 called Tom Landry overrated!

We'll be waiting...

Headhunter wrote:So many to choose from, but Landry as the most overrated takes the cake!

Congrats mtool!

I rest my case.

m2

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:31 pm

^^^^^^

Come on guys, is there really need to have a vote after this reasoning?

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:34 pm

Rack DF. If not Dio's influence carrying over from other areas (Spin Zone, etc..) I think m2 runs away with it!

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:36 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:^^^^^^

Come on guys, is there really need to have a vote after this reasoning?

Point taken.

Im officially changing my pick to Munchingon2l.

What a fucking worthless gimp.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:59 pm

Here comes the Cowboy fans with their little hurt fellings!!!

Red wrote:m2l on History:
m2 wrote:The most overrated coach in History... Tom Landry

FACT:

Red wrote:m2l on Talent Evaluation:
m2 wrote:Alex Smith is now the 49er starter: It's about fuckin' time!!!
After Smith throws for 74 yards and four picks:

m2 wrote:<chirp, chirp>

Cowboy fan... to stupid to realize he just turn 21, and is a rookie.

Cowboy fans aint' to quick

Red wrote:m2l on Frontrunning:
m2 wrote:
drummer wrote: It's Lamb week .

We are gonna get killed .
Zactly. :twisted:

m2
After the '9ers manage a win:

m2 wrote:1-0 and all alone in 1st place!

Man it's good to be in the NFC West.

Will Redandy post the whole Link??? Didn't think so...

The first quote was a joke to not jinx the Niners...

Cowboy fan taking something outta context??? No way...

Red wrote:m2l on m0deration:
m2 wrote:Felix and Qbert in action

These fuckers are to thin skin/ed to be mods...

and add very little as posters to the forum.

They just bitch as they do in this thread...

It'd be good to have mods with football knowledge!

So what??? Looking to get in the mods pants there, Redandy?

Red wrote:m2l on Prognostication:
m2 wrote:Grade your Division:
NFC West

Arizona: A+ Finished 5-11

San Francisco: A- Finished 4-12

Seattle: D- Finished 13-3

St. Louis: C Nailed it!

Once again... Cowboy fan takes this outta context... basically flat out lies in this one!

Grade your division... had nothing to do with standings, like redandy wants you to believe!!!

It was about your teams draft!

Can't wait for the next slander/Lie from Cowboy fan with little hurt feelings!!!

Hey Cowboy fan...

Tom Landry is Overrated!!!! Motherfuckers'!!!!!!!!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Your friend,

m2

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:01 am

m2 wrote:
mvscal wrote:OK.

August 9, 2005:

m2 wrote:Marcus Maxwell will be the best wide receiver in football very soon...

We just know wide receivers in the Bay Area...

the truth

09/04/2005:

Marcus Maxwell - Cut from 49ers
Don't let the facts get in the way of the truth...

Marcus Maxwell has been on the roster all year long, but was injured for most of it.

Nolan was asked who he thought would be an impact player for the team next year... he named off 3 or 4 players, and one was Marcus Maxwell.

Yep, crazy

m2

I think he was recently activated for the last 2 games from the practice squad .

If you're thinking of Rasheed Marshall on the year round roster , then you may be correct .

*edit*

Or Arnaz Battle , who I mentioned you should pin your hopes on in that same thread . He was out most f the season injured .

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:07 am

drummer wrote: If you're thinking.....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

x infinity

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:10 am

Raydah James wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:^^^^^^

Come on guys, is there really need to have a vote after this reasoning?
Point taken.

Im officially changing my pick to Munchingon2l.

What a fucking worthless gimp.

Rayduh James should get a permanent "Board Bitch" added to his name for the mere fact that he comes in here.... year in and year out talking shit about how great the Raytards are gonna be and every year having to eat shit at the end of the year!!!

Eating that much shit... has to make you a bitch in every country in the UN!!!

Fuckers' got so much shit in his mouth... I can hardly breathe when the pussy opens his shit filled trap!

Have a great day... RJ

:twisted:

m2

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:10 am

DallasFanatic wrote:
drummer wrote: If you're thinking.....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

x infinity

I know , I know ....

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:16 am

m2 wrote:
Raydah James wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:^^^^^^

Come on guys, is there really need to have a vote after this reasoning?
Point taken.

Im officially changing my pick to Munchingon2l.

What a fucking worthless gimp.

Rayduh James should get a permanent "Board Bitch" added to his name for the mere fact that he comes in here.... year in and year out talking shit about how great the Raytards are gonna be and every year having to eat shit at the end of the year!!!

Eating that much shit... has to make you a bitch in every country in the UN!!!

Fuckers' got so much shit in his mouth... I can hardly breathe when the pussy opens his shit filled trap!

Have a great day... RJ

:twisted:

m2

Anyone got a 'midlife crisis dipshit' decoder ring for this post?

Your entire posting existance is a fucking abomination and emberassment. Period.

Enjoy your "Board Bitch" crown-you have undoubtedly earned it.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:22 am

I'd like to take a break from the action and deflect all attention on drummers AV. Jesus H Christ drummer, she has a booty like that AND she's white?

:D

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:24 am

DallasFanatic wrote:I'd like to take a break from the action and deflect all attention on drummers AV. Jesus H Christ drummer, she has a booty like that AND she's white?

:D

It's a " statistical anomaly " . :wink:

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:27 am

DallasFanatic wrote:I'd like to take a break from the action and deflect all attention on drummers AV. Jesus H Christ drummer, she has a booty like that AND she's white?

:D

She has to have some type of Chicano or something in her. I have never seen ass like that on a 100% white girl...

But GODDAMN!!!!!

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:28 am

Raydah James wrote:
m2 wrote:
Raydah James wrote: Point taken.

Im officially changing my pick to Munchingon2l.

What a fucking worthless gimp.

Rayduh James should get a permanent "Board Bitch" added to his name for the mere fact that he comes in here.... year in and year out talking shit about how great the Raytards are gonna be and every year having to eat shit at the end of the year!!!

Eating that much shit... has to make you a bitch in every country in the UN!!!

Fuckers' got so much shit in his mouth... I can hardly breathe when the pussy opens his shit filled trap!

Have a great day... RJ

:twisted:

m2
Anyone got a 'midlife crisis dipshit' decoder ring for this post?

Your entire posting existance is a fucking abomination and emberassment. Period.

Enjoy your "Board Bitch" crown-you have undoubtedly earned it.

Monkey boy... say what???

English motherfucker... can you read it?

Hey, Raiders are working on 1/4 Century without sniffin' the Ring!!!

How's it feel being a Rayduh Fan... yet never seeing them win a Super Bowl???

Get use to it punk... you'll never see it as long as you live, bitch!

Have a great day!

m2

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:11 am

Be honest Paul. Doesn't it feel good to know you're not going to win the Cryin Ryan again?

:D

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:20 am

DallasFanatic wrote:Be honest Paul. Doesn't it feel good to know you're not going to win the Cryin Ryan again?

:D

It's not too late. He's only 3 votes behind.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:30 am

BSmack wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:Be honest Paul. Doesn't it feel good to know you're not going to win the Cryin Ryan again?

:D
It's not too late. He's only 3 votes behind.

Bullshit. If Massagingmens2ls doesnt win, then the fucking votes are rigged.

Pauls had his moments, but he's improved a bit-and besides, he's one of us fucking old schoolers, and all good in my book.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:15 am

Diogenes 27% [ 11 ]
M2 27% [ 11 ]

looks to be a two horse race......at this point...

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:45 am

The Criteria:

Myopic Homerism
Inability to form a well reasoned arguement or response to same
Relentless whinning about referees or a particular play (see "tuck rule")
Starting pointless threads
Colossal meltdown(s)

if this is the criteria, then shame on anyone who votes for dio,fraudo,etc

This is a 2 horse race: Mtard Vs KCPaul

And with the Frank Gore and Alex Smith threads, i believe Mtard could push ahead!

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:23 am

Yeah!

Great!!

Is there a football God!?

We're voting for a red-eyed-bug-fucking-inbred-crack smoking fag again!

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:26 am

Paul may be a myopic fuck at times- but he is not even in the same league as M2.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:45 am

STOP!!!!!!

YSB!

you simple bastards need to re-read this Thread. (other Threads as well....and, rememeber that I HAVE already.)

THINK about it.

m2 is campaigning very Hard to take the Board Trifecta as Board Biiitch.

maybe the 'wind~chimer' is Smarter than he appears to be...

think about it.....for a moment!

m2 puts something out and defends it.

~ it could be the most inane piece of Crap this side of Baltimore or a KOA Camp.

~ he gets a REACTION?

~ he defends it?

m2 is a TROLL...not a Board Biiiitch.

:wink: not sure if its good to be one or the other... :wink:

m2--->i see you working.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:35 am

BBMarley wrote:Rack DF. If not Dio's influence carrying over from other areas (Spin Zone, etc..) I think m2 runs away with it!

You might be underestimating the effect of my predicting (in preseason) thar neither San Diego or KC would be in the playoffs.

Just a tad.

But all I really want to know is, what's with the Jesus Christ Superstar?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:53 am

I didn't know Scotty was a Andrew Lloyd Webber fan, and Don't cry for me Argentina might have been a better choice but...

Voice of Diogenes
Every time I read your posts
There's no real suprise
When you say the shit you do
I just roll my eyes
'If we'd had a healthy Roaf
We'd be undefeated'
I've told you from the preseason
You defense was depleted

If you'd had some sense
You could have seen from the beginning
KC in 2005 had no real chance of winning
Don't you get me wrong
Don't you get me wrong
Don't you get me wrong, now
Don't you get me wrong
Don't you get me wrong
Don't you get me wrong
Don't you get me wrong, now
Don't you get me wrong

Only want to know
Only want to know
Only want to know, now
Only want to know
Only want to know
Only want to know
Only want to know, now
Only want to know

KC Paul
KC Paul
Who are you? Why do you ankle bite?
KC Paul
KC Paul
Who are you? Why do you ankle bite?
KC Paul
Supertard
Are you as dense as it seems you are?
KC Paul
Supertard
Are you as dense as it seems you are?

Calling for your DOTRF
To back up your 'smack'
Now who d'you think besides War Wagon*
Thinks you aren't just on crack
Follow me to main street, stalk some more threads
Good to know I'll never get into your head
Tell us now how next year you'll go all the way.
Get some decent DBs first..or just go away

Don't you get me wrong Don't you get me wrong
Don't you get me wrong, now Don't you get me wrong
Don't you get me wrong Don't you get me wrong
Don't you get me wrong, now Don't you get me wrong

Only want to know Only want to know
Only want to know, now Only want to know
Only want to know Only want to know
Only want to know, now I only want to know

KC Paul
KC Paul
Who are you? Why do you ankle bite?
KC Paul
KC Paul
Who are you? Why do you ankle bite?
KC Paul
Supertard
Are you as dense as it seems you are?
KC Paul
Supertard
Are you as dense as it seems you are?

KC Paul
KC Paul
Who are you? Why do you ankle bite?
KC Paul
KC Paul
Who are you? Why do you ankle bite?
KC Paul
Supertard
Are you as dense as it seems you are?
KC Paul
Supertard
Are you as dense as it seems you are?

It was either that or I don't know how to run him for all the fine people who voted for me.

Much Love, Tards.
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BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:45 pm

Q- I don't think he is a troll, I just think he is honestly that much of an idiot.

Red · Post by **Red** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:55 pm

m2 wrote:
Red wrote:m2l on Prognostication:
m2 wrote:Grade your Division:
NFC West

Arizona: A+ Finished 5-11

San Francisco: A- Finished 4-12

Seattle: D- Finished 13-3

St. Louis: C Nailed it!

Once again... Cowboy fan takes this outta context... basically flat out lies in this one!

Grade your division... had nothing to do with standings, like redandy wants you to believe!!!

It was about your teams draft!

I went back and reread the whole thread and stand corrected; I just read the title the first time around. That does not give you the right to call me a Cowboy fan, however, so on those grounds alone you still get my vote, m2l.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:00 pm

BBMarley wrote:Q- I don't think he is a troll, I just think he is honestly that much of an idiot.

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:03 pm

BBMarley wrote:Q- I don't think he is a troll, I just think he is honestly that much of an idiot.

It's always funny... when Married Guy calls someone else an idiot!

:I laughed:

m2

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:18 pm

m2 wrote:
BBMarley wrote:Q- I don't think he is a troll, I just think he is honestly that much of an idiot.
It's always funny... when Married Guy calls someone else an idiot!

:I laughed:

m2

We will laugh when you die alone.

T1B

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