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This comes to light and rears its ugly head....

kcdave wrote:I catch grief when denying having tried to hit on one, aka Lana K. Skank, which I will still swear on any given stack of bibles as the holy truth.

While the one that did insert his puny phallus into that pasty, gelatinous, psychotic, waste of a cum catchers mit, continues to skate by Scott free.

Dunno if I will ever understand that one. Oh well, carry on
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Fucking losers.

:lol: :lol:


Im taking JHawk and the points on this one.......
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Raydah James wrote: Lana K. Skank,
Please say that's not LK_Pick

I'm gonna go barf now
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Cuda wrote:
Raydah James wrote: Lana K. Skank,
Please say that's not LK_Pick
Yep.


:lol: :lol: :lol:




Fess the fuck up, bitches-who's meat stabber hit fucking paydirt inside her cock clamps?


Filthy ass motherfuckers....


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Raydah James wrote:
Fess the fuck up, bitches-who's meat stabber hit fucking paydirt inside her cock clamps?
:lol:
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e wrote:play your cards right, and she may try to call for a hook up while you're at a ballgame with people who will hammer you for it.

:D :D :D


I wonder if Bill is re-thinking his defense of Patrick Surtain

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RJ?

I hope this is a troll job.

Who would hook up with a shop-lifting, check bouncing, fraud committing, can't-hold-a-job, checkboard wearing, nastay???

Wait.....
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trev wrote:
Who would hook up with a shop-lifting, check bouncing, fraud committing, can't-hold-a-job, checkboard wearing, nastay???

Wait.....
:lol: :lol: :lol:


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While this has the makings of an all-time pile-on...

Whoever it was, I'll cut them some slack until I have more information in regards to whether this was a one-time lapse of discretion, or a multiple-occuring cry for help.

I mean, assuming it was a single guy, who among us hasn't got liquored up and hit something rather...well...rather LK-Like?

Goodness knows, I didn't make it through adolescence without nailing a few. Nor did I make it through early adulthood without tagging a couplefew most regrettable examples of the female gender. Nor did I make it through my mid/late 20's without tasting the ultra-forbidden fruit of nastiness. Early 30's...fucked it up in that era, too. But, then came the mid-30's...but, I can't say I didn't survive them without a blemished blemish on my record. Now, I'm reaching my late-30's and middle age is setting in. Hopefully, I can make it through these trying times without disrespecting my peepee in the manor I have in the past, a habit held in contempt by all but the most loyal Chiefs fans, apparently.

Aw, who am I kidding. I've already screwed up the middle-aged era. Here's hoping for a skank-free golden years.

I guess my point is -- judge not, lest ye be judged...unless by judging, you can bring laughter to this board, then by all means, judge away.
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Dinsdale wrote:While this has the makings of an all-time pile-on...

Whoever it was, I'll cut them some slack until I have more information in regards to whether this was a one-time lapse of discretion, or a multiple-occuring cry for help.

I mean, assuming it was a single guy, who among us hasn't got liquored up and hit something rather...well...rather LK-Like?

Goodness knows, I didn't make it through adolescence without nailing a few. Nor did I make it through early adulthood without tagging a couplefew most regrettable examples of the female gender. Nor did I make it through my mid/late 20's without tasting the ultra-forbidden fruit of nastiness. Early 30's...fucked it up in that era, too. But, then came the mid-30's...but, I can't say I didn't survive them without a blemished blemish on my record. Now, I'm reaching my late-30's and middle age is setting in. Hopefully, I can make it through these trying times without disrespecting my peepee in the manor I have in the past, a habit held in contempt by all but the most loyal Chiefs fans, apparently.

Aw, who am I kidding. I've already screwed up the middle-aged era. Here's hoping for a skank-free golden years.

I guess my point is -- judge not, lest ye be judged...unless by judging, you can bring laughter to this board, then by all means, judge away.
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You put some meatloaf in the dog's bowl after that pound of dog food... and the fuckers gonna eat until he pops!!!

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Dinsdale wrote:While this has the makings of an all-time pile-on...
To pile on or not to pile on, to take the high road or the low road, that is the question...hell, where is C-Mike? The mere mention of a pile on usually gets his panties wet in sheer orgasmic anticipation.

As for JayHawk and his, shall we say, indiscretions...let me say this.

He'd be the FIRST motherfucker in here 'piling on' should the shoe be on someone else's foot. Dude is just wired that way, and quite adept at it, I might add. So it's kinda' nice to see that vicious SOB get his come uppance for a change, so to speak.

As a general rule, those who pile on just for the sake of piling on are rank and file pussies.

But Fat Bill doesn't fit the general rule. He's gone out of his way to be an incredibly annoying ass boil for many a year, so all bet's are off in my book.

I could care less what nasty skank Billy has dipped his flaccid johnson in (she prolly wanted her money back), but look at the reason this tidbit was revealed. Go back and read the Chiefs vs Gnats thread from the start.

See Fat Bill run.
See Fat Bill hide.
See Fat Bill go Casper.

Classic pussy ass Bitch moves. So good at dishing it out, so unable to take it when the tables are turned.
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Happy to see rayduh fan found something to talk about this season. Their team certainly isn't worth mentioning.
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trev wrote: Who would hook up with a shop-lifting, check bouncing, fraud committing, can't-hold-a-job, checkboard wearing, nastay???

Wait.....

Not sure how it started, but I have an idea this is how it ended.....

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KC Scott wrote:
trev wrote: Who would hook up with a shop-lifting, check bouncing, fraud committing, can't-hold-a-job, checkboard wearing, nastay???

Wait.....

Not sure how it started, but I have an idea this is how it ended.....

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Rock Chalk! :wink:




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RACK my brothah James!!
Fess the fuck up, bitches-who's meat stabber hit fucking paydirt inside her cock clamps?
...and trev!!
Who would hook up with a shop-lifting, check bouncing, fraud committing, can't-hold-a-job, checkboard wearing, nastay???
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KC Scott wrote:
trev wrote: Who would hook up with a shop-lifting, check bouncing, fraud committing, can't-hold-a-job, checkboard wearing, nastay???

Wait.....

Not sure how it started, but I have an idea this is how it ended.....

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Rock Chalk! :wink:
damn, rack it!
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Hold the fuck on.

Hawk hit that?

Rack 'em!!!

Dude was most likely on the rebound when confronted with such a dilemma.


Jayhawk:If I'm smooth, I'm getting some mad pussy tonight. God, I could use some!

25 minutes later......

<ring riiiiiing>

Jayhawk: Hullo?

Lk_Pick: Hey Hawk. Listen. I'm in a jam. Gotta move some shit. Fridge, couch, a table... some stained blankets...but that's another story Haa haaa haaa. Listen hun, have you got a dolly?

Jayhawk:Have I got a dolly? I have 2, bitch!
Have you got a pussy?

Lk_Pick Uh...yeah...duh.... :meds:

Jayhawk Is it clean?

Lk_Pick No. Not right now it isn't.
-But it could be in a couple hours.

Jayhawk Nice! See ya at 7.

Lk_Pick Make it 8.


Jayhawk Cool! 8) Late!! <click>

We would all do the same thing! He's prolly reading this shit laughing his asses off!!

We need to be racking this mothafukkah!!!
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chowd103 wrote: We would all do the same thing!
Nope, not even close.
We need to be racking this mothafukkah!!!
For nailing a nasty skank he hooked up with thru an IBB?

You've got some issues, but hey, maybe Cinder is still available the next time that you're on the 'rebound'.
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OK, who the hell is LK?

I remember an LH from the SCI days. But she was skinny and slightly neurotic, not fat and skanky.
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BSmack wrote:If this isn't about Levon Kirkland, I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Go Steelers!

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Go fuck yourself, dork. :meds:
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wags wrote:hell, where is C-Mike?

...don't know who the skank is, so I'm on the sidelines enjoying the banter. :wink:
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lk_pick wrote:
and JHawk is an EXTREMELY nice guy.
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War Wagon wrote:
chowd103 wrote: We would all do the same thing!
Nope, not even close.
We need to be racking this mothafukkah!!!
For nailing a nasty skank he hooked up with thru an IBB?

You've got some issues, but hey, maybe Cinder is still available the next time that you're on the 'rebound'.
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Say it ain't so, Hawk???

This *revelation made throw up go into my nose...



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Ladies & gentlemen of the court, if you would please take a look at what is known as exhibit 12-D, you can quite surely see that the word....errrrr name "Scott" was purposely capitalized.

This leads me to believe ladies & gentleman, that my client, Mr. Jay O. Hawk is innocent of these charges.

While the one that did insert his puny phallus into that pasty, gelatinous, psychotic, waste of a cum catchers mit, continues to skate by Scott free.

Dunno if I will ever understand that one. Oh well, carry on
KC Scott is the one who has genital warts, therefore that leaves a reasonable doubt.

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e wrote:stick with making funny pictures. your powers of deduction are for shit.
Go back and read from the beginning, scrubb. Your powers of comprehension are for pocketbooks.

Stick with being forced to watch gay ass movies.
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e wrote:as this topic has been discussed ad naseum on previous boards, there should be no reasonable doubt.
I missed it.


I'm on a conference call w/ JHawk & KC Scott right now.

Shut the fuck up. I'm this close >< to a confession.
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chowd103 wrote: KC Scott is the one who has genital warts, therefore that leaves a reasonable doubt.

Those are your teeth marks

:wink:

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Mistrial.........
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e wrote:as this topic has been discussed ad naseum on previous boards, there should be no reasonable doubt.
Well, that and the fact that Hawky is conspicuously absent lately, btw
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Fucking JFlock was the ubertard who waxed that fat baboons stretch marked shitbox with his KFC greasejizz?

:lol:

Holy fuck, can you picture these 2 hogs cracking crisco lightning together after sharing from the trough?




Fucking disgusting.



Spare us the fucking details of those many fateful nights when your mullets passionately collided while "sister christian" blared in the backround, bitch.
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Would it be piling on to speculate if he balanced a pan of left over chicken on her ass & fed the both of them while he pounded away?
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I expected you to not get a classic Moorese reset and, as usual, I was right
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Thanks to Rayduh James, I am now laughing quite hard at some imagery that I could just as easily live without.
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rack this thread
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Raydah James wrote: Spare us the fucking details of those many fateful nights when your mullets passionately collided while "sister christian" blared in the backround, bitch.
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Good God ... fucking brutal, literally.

Rack it.
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rolling bwahahas here.
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Raydah James wrote: Spare us the fucking details of those many fateful nights when your mullets passionately collided while "sister christian" blared in the backround, bitch.
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LK PiK
You know the Pizza's done
and of the slices I had only one
LK, leave some ..... O.K?

Where you going
What you looking for?
You know Big Bill
Don't want to share no more with you
It's true

You're rummaging
Through my fridge for food
As we stand here nude
we'll eat some more tonight

LK you know
You're blowing up so fast
And I'm worrying
That Ham won't last
So let's Mate... It's Late

LK Pik
There's so much to eat
Won't you give it up
Before we have dessert
It's true
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