All-time famous board melts?

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Ah damnit, I pulled the same rib out.

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...reminds me of of couple of Tommy Lasorda famous melts..
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DMVPed in Seattle is right there with inkydave in my book.
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tough love wrote:When MissJo accused some guy (?) of trying to force himself on her when she was on her American walkabout was pretty funny, no?
That was JiFR

Also Magicat perved her through a partly open doorway while she was getting undressed. Allegedly, that is
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so misjo was the "sleeping houseguest"?


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Cuda wrote:
tough love wrote:When MissJo accused some guy (?) of trying to force himself on her when she was on her American walkabout was pretty funny, no?
That was JiFR

Also Magicat perved her through a partly open doorway while she was getting undressed. Allegedly, that is
And JTR touched her boob.
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Chubby and his "i don't care about your board". Melts
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Raydah James wrote:
SG's Son wrote:
SG's Son wrote: Image
I trust all of the above so far as solid additions.

Revised:

BadFish
Irie
.Net
SG
RTS (missed that one)
Diogenes (continuous meltdown)
AP
Dr.D
Tardowen
inkydave
cinder/blondiebabe
webdog
ghost knife
Shaz
Indyclown/Fubuslunt/Cockslinger after Russ's ex-whore revealed that dude almost got his ass beat by his neighbor, smacked her up, and that he worked at fucking blockbuster video. Every time AP posts, dude is a guaranteed melt. Twice.
:lol: :lol:

I'd say every mother fucker that fell for that shit deserves a rank for melt. It wasn't Blockbuster, it was Pizza Hut. She was knocked up, not smacked up. The neighbor thing was me writing a note and it was done 3 years after I knew the whereabouts of NoCal.

God damn, the legend grows.
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Bungslinger = lying piece of shit loser
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Atomic Punk wrote:Bungslinger = lying piece of shit loser
And to conclude, when WHO posts you can garuantee a meltdown?
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I guarantee you are a walking meltdown. Read RJ's prophecy of how I can post and you would come sucking along with a melt?

It's true you little faggot.
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Euroclone inserting the plunger into to Jimmah Meds... and sending him into exile for over a year!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Hands down the most embarrassing ass/rape the board has ever seen...



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SG's Son wrote: Updating list:

BadFish
Irie
.Net
SG
RTS (missed that one)
Diogenes (continuous meltdown)
AP
Dr.D
Tardowen
inkydave
cinder/blondiebabe
webdog
ghost knife
Shaz
Omegaverb
Wacky in Bitchitaw
JIFR
Russ
Kevnic
Frag
Stoney
Felix
Jeff2k5
Finally...a list

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OmegaVerb has had numerous epic melts that were very enjoyable. His calling the police on kevnic has got to be the best one ever. His melt regarding he and his friends not discussing their sexual conquests amongst each other illicited one of the best pile-ons that I ever saw. I'm 100% certain that we made him cry that night. His melt about the windchime picture was equally as impressive. I miss him.

The JiFR melt on Zy's voicemail is hard to top though.
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R-Jack wrote:Lest we forget BoSoxFan?
He was in constant melt over some porn skank that he knew personally, right?
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R-Jack wrote:
Rack Fu wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Lest we forget BoSoxFan?
He was in constant melt over some porn skank that he knew personally, right?
And over getting trolled for her digits by a troll called My Troll.
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RACK! :lol:

I was glad to begin the OV beat down.
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Jerkovich wrote:RACK! :lol:

I was glad to begin the OV beat down.
You were also present at the Kevnic beat down.
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Queerdeer? Kevnic beatdown?

What you taking about Willis?

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I seriously don't think anyone can beat Jackie.

She began melting as soon as you all pointed out the fact that she wasn't the first person to come up with the brilliant idea of a Jungle board.Continued as her site was trolled.

Once she found out her members were mixing it up with the trolls and had figured out she was full of shit, she started banning everyone.

took a break from banning to call one poster's boss 2500 miles away and try to get him discredited and fired for calling her a fat dike cunt on message boards. She also got the authorities involved :meds:


Ultimately chernobyled when stucknut started and everyone started to jump ship for there and ToT. BANNED EVERYONE ELSE before we could pm or email em the new url :lol:

sometime last summer the hideous head of LWM quietly sunk into the quicksand.


pretty much hilarity from start to finish
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Anyone else remember Mild7 melting and putting "Freeloader" underneath everyone's avatar at TNW if they refused to pay to post there? Half the board told him to Fuck Off and bailed back to SC3 or to other spinoff boards. He immediately retracted when he saw it worked about as well as a MLB umpire resignation, but the damage was done.

Nice going, fag. :lol:
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That time everyone found out that JHawk fucked that sloppy LK_Pick slunt.
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Speaking of JHawk, where is he?

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Jerkovich wrote:Queerdeer? Kevnic beatdown?

What you taking about Willis?

[img]http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/celebs ... ry3[1].jpg[/img]
Well there's this one for starters:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... sc&start=0

I know there's others.
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Fraudo, with the Web Designer thread.

And shortly before SCIII imploded, Pickle was on a "create a new troll and promptly get banned" binge about once a week or so.
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OCmike wrote:Anyone else remember Mild7 melting and putting "Freeloader" underneath everyone's avatar at TNW if they refused to pay to post there? Half the board told him to Fuck Off and bailed back to SC3 or to other spinoff boards. He immediately retracted when he saw it worked about as well as a MLB umpire resignation, but the damage was done.

Nice going, fag. :lol:


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whatever happened to M7?
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He is still somewhere in Atlanta looking for coin.
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Rack Fu wrote:OmegaVerb has had numerous epic melts that were very enjoyable. His calling the police on kevnic has got to be the best one ever. His melt regarding he and his friends not discussing their sexual conquests amongst each other illicited one of the best pile-ons that I ever saw. I'm 100% certain that we made him cry that night. His melt about the windchime picture was equally as impressive. I miss him.

The JiFR melt on Zy's voicemail is hard to top though.
I'm pretty sure OV was looking for something to slit his wrists with the time someone took a troll stop pic of OV sitting on an inflatable chair & wearing that filthy Red Wings sweater & wytched it to make it appear OV was beating off.
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pogue mahone and the stock market troll
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Luther wrote:Speaking of JHawk, where is he?
Out renting a fridge dolly
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War Wagon after he offed that dog was a good melt...he got raped for that one....

Rick in SLC was pretty classic, but smart enough to not get totally pissed off..

Nostra was everybodys bitch, he tried starting his own board by that imploded.

I have forgotten more meltdowns, because they were very unremarkable in any manner, and were a waste of time.
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"War Wagon after he offed that dog was a good melt...he got raped for that one...."

Still don't know if he ever fixed the gate!
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Some melts from the old school.

Nostra's wife leaving him for Bitter Pat was a classic. The bitch left him, then tried to come back to him when BP thought better of it and he tossed her to the curb. Then Pat imploded trying to convince everybody he was a nice guy. It was like Indyclown with good grammar.

Skelly melting on J Hanks and threatening to set him up on a drug rap was most epic.

MJ starting his own bbs and flaming out was a classic.
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BSmack wrote:Some melts from the old school.

Nostra's wife leaving him for Bitter Pat was a classic. The bitch left him, then tried to come back to him when BP thought better of it and he tossed her to the curb. Then Pat imploded trying to convince everybody he was a nice guy. It was like Indyclown with good grammar.

Skelly melting on J Hanks and threatening to set him up on a drug rap was most epic.

MJ starting his own bbs and flaming out was a classic.
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OCmike wrote:
I'll take Obscure References for $400 please, Alex.

Remember that time when the Hobo pissed behind the dumpster at a national landmark?
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Taint wrote:
OCmike wrote:
I'll take Obscure References for $400 please, Alex.

Remember that time when the Hobo pissed behind the dumpster at a national landmark?
Remember that one time when the kids desecrated the battlefield gravesites?
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