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Tom In VA wrote:
ElvisMonster wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Not knowing how to fashion a bowl with aluminum foil, use a beer can as one, or knowing that you can get a "screen" from a faucet aerator is not pathetic.

Knowing these things is.
I got two out of three. Fuck.

:lol:

I got 3 out of 3.

I win. :lol:
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Loganfan wrote: Actually, it's OK to sell it.....just not legal.
RACK LF AGAIN!!!!!!!! get it^^^^^^^^
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IRIE LAGOS wrote:
Loganfan wrote: Actually, it's OK to sell it.....just not legal.
RACK LF AGAIN!!!!!!!! get it^^^^^^^^
You DO realize I draw the line at Pot, right? :wink:
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IRIE LAGOS wrote:
Derron wrote:There is a point in every persons life when it's time to give up the mary jane.
and what point it that ?

I'm thinking that point is where you say "I'll watch this guys crank as he's slamming it in my common law wife's pooper"
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mvscal wrote:
There is? Really? You mean it's OK to smoke it, but it's not OK to sell it?
It's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause - get a load of this - if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to search you.
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Biggie wrote:
mvscal wrote:
There is? Really? You mean it's OK to smoke it, but it's not OK to sell it?
it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause - get a load of this - if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to search you.
Who knew Biggie was so fluent in pot legalities?
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I think he watched Pulp Fiction, dolt.
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Biggie knows.

He's everywhere.
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Loganfan wrote:You DO realize I draw the line at Pot, right? :wink:
so do I bro'. My days of coke and crank are long gone. :D
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JCT wrote:I think he watched Pulp Fiction, dolt.
Ya think? Here I figured they had hash bars in his town. :roll:
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IRIE LAGOS wrote:
Loganfan wrote:You DO realize I draw the line at Pot, right? :wink:
so do I bro'. My days of coke and crank are long gone. :D
would you willing to submit a urine specimen, and three strands of hair to verify this ?
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Loganfan wrote:
JCT wrote:I think he watched Pulp Fiction, dolt.
Ya think?

Yes, I do, how about you?
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IRIE LAGOS wrote:crank
Image
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!zzubevol wrote: would you willing to submit a urine specimen, and three strands of hair to verify this ?
check prime's mouth and you should be able to get all three (if pubes count)
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IRIE LAGOS wrote:
Loganfan wrote:You DO realize I draw the line at Pot, right? :wink:
so do I bro'. My days of coke and crank are long gone. :D
What, have you been reduced to spraying the gas station Lysol on a slice of bread and huffing it?
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do you know what they call a quarter-pounder in France ?

yes buzz I will gladly drop a UA over my substance
use. You'll only find THC and Vicodan.
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JCT wrote:
Loganfan wrote:
JCT wrote:I think he watched Pulp Fiction, dolt.
Ya think?

Yes, I do, how about you?
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IRIE LAGOS wrote:do you know what they call a quarter-pounder in France ?
A Royale with veins.

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IRIE LAGOS wrote:
yes buzz I will gladly drop a UA over my substance
use. You'll only find THC and Vicodan.
Pot and Vicodin?

Numb to the world much?
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Bacefelice wrote:
!zzubevol wrote: would you willing to submit a urine specimen, and three strands of hair to verify this ?
check prime's mouth and you should be able to get all three (if pubes count)
Your wife tastes of pressed chicken and Ramune soda. Rack the buffet.
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trev wrote:Numb to the world much?
Sometimes I need to silence my genius.


Oh, and by "sometimes" I mean nightly.
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i do believe i just persuaded Irie Lagos to submit to my strange and unusual experiments.

IL - vicodin, why ?

mary jane, whatever.

1463% of youse guys gets baked, and out of that 1461% of youse are parental units that get baked prior to driving the offspring to and fro... thats your damage, not mine. Judging peeps on boreds isn't my thing.

ps: i happen to subscribe to the theory that slimex has impeccable oral hygiene. if he doesn't (pubes included) don't tell me.

i've been traumatized enough here this week.
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!zzubevol wrote:i've been traumatized enough here this week.
Oh no you haven't.
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traumatizing you, sir has traumatized me.

seriously.
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!zzubevol wrote:traumatizing you, sir has traumatized me.

seriously.
Then back away from the terminal.
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You guys have pretty stupid drug laws. The only way you could possibly get any jail time for weed in Canada, is if you are involved in organised crime. Otherwise, they could care less if you have a little weed. That's the way it should be
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buzz,it's Dr's orders for the vicodin, I see how easy it
was for Brett Favre to get hooked.
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Viper in Vancouver wrote:You guys have pretty stupid drug laws. The only way you could possibly get any jail time for weed in Canada, is if you are involved in organised crime. Otherwise, they could care less if you have a little weed. That's the way it should be
you guys have a pretty stupid health care system.

i think i'll stick with the stupid drug laws.

Irie Lagos - who is brett favre ? and who is your dr. ?
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IRIE LAGOS wrote:...Brett Favre...


If your rotten mouth ever befouls the name of the Best. QB. Ever. ever again, I'll personally shoot across the border and punch your teeth stumps down your piehole.
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IRIE LAGOS wrote:buzz,it's Dr's orders for the vicodin, I see how easy it
was for Brett Favre to get hooked.
Oh, good Lord.......

Did you get taken out by a scooter gang on your paper route?

Please don't compare yourself to an NFL player. You're an addict. And you can't quit. *shocking*
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!zzubevol wrote:who is brett favre ?
EM's aneurysm troll in 3...2....1....


Theres gonna be a lot of sad guys with unsucked cocks out there tonight.
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trev wrote: Did you get taken out by a scooter gang on your paper route?
Bwah! Rack trev!!
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the point was for Irie to answer, you fucking doorknob.

goddamn.
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I swear I'll burn this mother fucker down.
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Viper in Vancouver wrote:You guys have pretty stupid drug laws. The only way you could possibly get any jail time for weed in Canada, is if you are involved in organised crime. Otherwise, they could care less if you have a little weed. That's the way it should be

if it weren't for the winters, I would be on my way. I'll be taking a trip
north soon.
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PrimeX wrote:
trev wrote: Did you get taken out by a scooter gang on your paper route?
Bwah! Rack trev!!
double racks.

black boys on mopeds, perhaps ?
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IRIE LAGOS wrote:I'll be taking a trip
north soon.
RUN CANADA, RUN!!!
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Post by IRIE LAGOS »

buzz, did you miss the part of my life when I got
diagnosed with MS last April.

as for the paper route, those days are long gone.
Actually it's a good way to supplement your income,
but most of you pukes are too good for that I'm sure.


edit for yt :lol:
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IRIE LAGOS wrote:as for the paper route, those days are long gone.
Actually it's a good way to supplement your income,
but most of you pukes are to good for that I'm sure.
Too good? No.

Over 12 years old? Yes.
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