You Guys Better Start Hiding Your Dope Better

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:03 am

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

the_ouskull

MRCTM · Post by **MRCTM** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:04 am

I would also advise getting any used car you purchase "sniffed" within a day or two of purchase.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:17 am

Drive a nondescript ride.
Obey traffic laws.

fenway · Post by **fenway** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:24 am

Well what the Hell?!?!?

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:25 am

Thanks for the warning.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:38 am

We had a dope sniffing pooch on the local PD
and they'd come to our school on an irregular
"regular" basis.
It was funny to see the stoners running for their
lockers when the K-9 squad came to school !!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:48 am

Dude got 12 years and a $200,000 + fine.

Wonder how much he was carrying.

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:44 am

That is what this country needs, more pot sniffing dogs.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:25 am

OUMO wrote:That is what this country needs, more pot sniffing dogs.

What this country needs is more of you pot smoking hippies to be thrown in the slammer.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:25 am

Vote for non-facists the next time around.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:40 pm

So being pro-active against
drug use is being a "fascist" ??
Schools above all else must be
drug free !
Figures you'd think that Bri--
time to grow up or not ??

Kevnic · Post by **Kevnic** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:45 pm

Mikey wrote:Dude got 12 years and a $200,000 + fine.

Wonder how much he was carrying.

Way too much? :?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:17 pm

Wolfman wrote:So being pro-active against
drug use is being a "fascist" ??
Schools above all else must be
drug free !
Figures you'd think that Bri--
time to grow up or not ??

I'm sorry, did you just say that I-80 was A SCHOOL?

Fuckin moron.

The Police · Post by **The Police** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:34 pm

peter dragon wrote:What this country needs is more of you pot smoking hippies to be thrown in the slammer.

RACK! you

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:52 pm

88 wrote:
Mikey wrote:Dude got 12 years and a $200,000 + fine.

Wonder how much he was carrying.
282 Pounds, but I'm sure it was for personal consumption......

http://www.ag.state.il.us/pressroom/200 ... 41104.html

But doood. That's not so much.

Sin
Tommy

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:07 pm

Maybe not doing or transporting dope would be a good way to start....

Note there is a difference between 280 pounds of weed ( pretty much yells "distribution") , and 2 joints some 20 something might blow on the weekend.

There is a point in every persons life when it's time to give up the mary jane and excessive alcohol consumption...most of us figured that out about 30 or so, or when we started having kids.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:12 pm

^^^ Nailed it!

Somehow I doubt the courts are going to toss the book at some dude in a rental car where no dope is found.

In contrast, if you have 250 pounds of dope, you're doing some jail time.

Even you burn-outs who can't put the reefer away, try and not buy it in felony quantities, Ok?

IRIE LAGOS · Post by **IRIE LAGOS** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:17 pm

Derron wrote:There is a point in every persons life when it's time to give up the mary jane.

and what point it that ? the wife made you quit 'cause she's not down
with it.What if it's being prescribed to you from a doctor ?

Donovan · Post by **Donovan** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:21 pm

The point just before you say, "hmmm, I think I'll give crystal meth a try. What harm can it do?"

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:35 pm

IRIE LAGOS wrote:
Derron wrote:There is a point in every persons life when it's time to give up the mary jane.
and what point it that ? the wife made you quit 'cause she's not down
with it.What if it's being prescribed to you from a doctor ?

Take a look in the fucking mirror, Burnout. There's a reason some other dude is fucking your wife in front of you. There's a reason your kids are being shuttled from one trailer to another. There's a reason your teeth are falling out one after another while your gums rot like yesterdays meatloaf. It's because you're a low life stoner addict. That's what not putting down the glass deek does. The sooner you realize that and grow up, the sooner you'll quit getting piled on each time you post. Shake yourself, druggie!

IRIE LAGOS · Post by **IRIE LAGOS** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:38 pm

In contrast, if you have 250 pounds of dope, you're doing some jail time.

wrong, if you're sitting on 250lbs, you're sitting on a quarter-million dollars.
It's amazing how many of you are nieve to the street and the stereotypes
that are out there.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:41 pm

Really? No shit? Wow, I better head on out and start dealing drugs. I had no idea it could be lucrative.

Good lord you're a fucking tard!

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:42 pm

Headhunter wrote:Take a look in the fucking mirror, Burnout. There's a reason some other dude is fucking your wife in front of you. There's a reason your kids are being shuttled from one trailer to another. There's a reason your teeth are falling out one after another while your gums rot like yesterdays meatloaf.

Oh my.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:43 pm

It's amazing how many of you are nieve to the street

Why would anyone want to be any other way?

IRIE LAGOS · Post by **IRIE LAGOS** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:54 pm

There's a reason your kids are being shuttled from one trailer to another.

uh, I own a house, and my kids have always remained in my custody.
Whoever is feeding you such info, is full of shit(like most of you pukes),
and considering your source, your put down only makes you the bigger
IDIOT.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:00 pm

I'm the idiot? you're the one in here trying detail the benefits of plying an illegal trade. You readily admit to doing crack, and meth. To having some other man slam your wife in front of you. Despite all the addictions and demons that drugs have brought to your life, you're still not willing to look in the mirror and claim any culpability and stop smoking dope and I'M the idiot. Whoo hoo. Good stuff crank head!

Time to get a grip on reality!

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:01 pm

the_ouskull wrote:Son. Of. A. Bitch.

the_ouskull

Well, skull...I guess you're just going to have to smoke it before you go out.

WAR the Bong Patrol

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:03 pm

Y2K wrote:
It's amazing how many of you are nieve to the street
Why would anyone want to be any other way?

BINGO

...and RACK HH

IRIE LAGOS · Post by **IRIE LAGOS** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:15 pm

Y2K wrote:Why would anyone want to be any other way?

it's not that I want to be that way, it's the only way I know. So many of
you believe what you see in the movies or on Miami Vice it's pathetic.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:16 pm

Just fucking legalize it, already.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:19 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:Just fucking legalize it, already.

EM for President.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:19 pm

IRIE LAGOS wrote:...my kids have always remained in my custody.

When you have to dig this deep to find something you're proud of, odds are you're a pretty shitty specimen. Try harder or press a gun barrel to your black fucking tooth. Nobody here is impressed with your resumé.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:20 pm

IRIE LAGOS wrote:
Y2K wrote:Why would anyone want to be any other way?
it's not that I want to be that way, it's the only way I know. So many of
you believe what you see in the movies or on Miami Vice it's pathetic.

Not knowing how to fashion a bowl with aluminum foil, use a beer can as one, or knowing that you can get a "screen" from a faucet aerator is not pathetic.

Knowing these things is.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:22 pm

Legalize all drugs.

The addicts quickly die off saving us fuckulous quantities of rehab and "liberal support group" money. Imagine how much crime will drop off.

I'm not going to do it, but who gives a fuck if somebody wants to puff away whlist watching his wife's shit on the shaft of another man's cock?

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:22 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
IRIE LAGOS wrote:
Y2K wrote:Why would anyone want to be any other way?
it's not that I want to be that way, it's the only way I know. So many of
you believe what you see in the movies or on Miami Vice it's pathetic.
Not knowing how to fashion a bowl with aluminum foil, use a beer can as one, or knowing that you can get a "screen" from a faucet aerator is not pathetic.

Knowing these things is.

No it's not. It's American Ingenuity

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:24 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Not knowing how to fashion a bowl with aluminum foil, use a beer can as one, or knowing that you can get a "screen" from a faucet aerator is not pathetic.

Knowing these things is.

I got two out of three. Fuck.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:27 pm

Remember those Kangaroo shoes that they made the little pocket on to stash your pot?
What an idea!!!

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:34 pm

mvscal wrote:
Derron wrote: Note there is a difference between 280 pounds of weed ( pretty much yells "distribution") , and 2 joints some 20 something might blow on the weekend.
There is? Really? You mean it's OK to smoke it, but it's not OK to sell it?

well.....yeah.
Actually, it's OK to sell it.....just not legal.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:36 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Not knowing how to fashion a bowl with aluminum foil, use a beer can as one, or knowing that you can get a "screen" from a faucet aerator is not pathetic.

Knowing these things is.
I got two out of three. Fuck.

I got 3 out of 3.

I win.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:39 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
ElvisMonster wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Not knowing how to fashion a bowl with aluminum foil, use a beer can as one, or knowing that you can get a "screen" from a faucet aerator is not pathetic.

Knowing these things is.
I got two out of three. Fuck.

I got 3 out of 3.

I win.

I've actually used a screen from a faucet.

Hell.....I've made a pipe out of pipe parts......a deer antler (which turned out VERY nice), fire extinguisher, gas mask, emptied and refilled cigarettes, you can really use pretty much anything.