Piss Test

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:09 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Roach wrote:I used to smoke a Lot of weed.
I can tell... is this why you think diddling little girls is funny? You're a complete fucking loser. End of.

How did Moving Sale get UCant's password?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:21 pm

B -- No one has my password. I am just speaking the truth:

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BeantownBasher · Post by **BeantownBasher** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:31 pm

This shit will clean you out good.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:32 pm

I'm kinda with ucan't on this one. I'm not gonna go as far as saying everyone is a loser for smoking weed, but what's the point? Every single person I've seen smoking weed seemed useless and acted silly whilst looking for a bag of Doritos to grub on. Oh yeah, it's illegal and can get you fired or prevent you from getting a job.

To me, it's not worth it. If you wanna take the "edge" off from a long day at work, then drink a few beers or buy yourself a punching bag to hang in the garage. Or do what I do, get yourself a sweet hog to wrestle around in the slop for a couple hours before bedtime. It works for me.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:57 pm

I haven't smoked pot since my college days, and was never a daily user, but it can be just as addicting as alcohol, only it psychologically addicting, not physically addicting like alcohol. I've administered hundreds of drug tests over the past 35 years as a probation/parole officer and could write a book about all of the guys who tried to alter their drug tests and failed. Of course I don't know about the guys who were successful.

Without knowing the method of testing and whether they also test for temperature or substances that can alter a test, I don't think anyone here can help you out, Neely. The best advice you've received is, if you have a job that drug tests, or are applying for a job that will drug test, then don't smoke weed. Depending on the test administered, the THC will show up 30-45 days after your last use. They probably send the samples to a lab that will determine levels of the drug, where the test that I've conducted only determined positive or negative results.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:10 am

Did you check the fluids?

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:14 pm

Neely8 instead of worrying about passing a drug test you should get help for your narcotics problem. Seriously. Reading this thread people have tried to give you answers and act like they are smart but nobody is giving you the real straight answer. Get yourself some help. You can believe that illegal drugs are not going to enhanse your life at all. That's not judgement that's just me telling you directly what nobody else is.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:24 pm

Dan, Your posts are a narcotic.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:45 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Every person I've ever known who smokes pot on a regular basis is pretty much a loser. Mommy's basement or shitty apartment. Shit job. Etc.

This.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:48 pm

Depends how many TVs they have.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:50 pm

^^^ That

I also have a friend who is a tremendous head, who owns a big sales/distribution company.

He occasionally hangs out in the basement, since that's where about 6 of his > Indy # of TVs are... the giant projector in the theater, which is surrounded by 4 other TV, to watch multiple ballgames at the same time.

And no, it's not his mother's basement -- it's his own, underneath the $2 million house he owns (lives there by himself, even).

So much for that stupid theory.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:02 pm

Dinsdale wrote:So much for that stupid theory.

It's not really a theory if 2% of the dopesmoking population fits in your friend's category and the other 98% are losers.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:05 pm

And your theory landed you a 400-lb heffer. Nice theory you got there. With all that money you make, you have to be one huge fucking loser to have such a fat wife.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:07 pm

Hey, Screwey, don't take that loser stuff so personal.

And your theory landed you a 400-lb heffer

Reach much?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:19 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:
Reach much?

For the second helping of bacon?

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:00 pm

Test tomorrow morning. Been clean for 5 days. Drinking tons of water and using the steam room at the gym constantly. Going with Detoxify Mega Clean to be safe. Crossing my fingers.

Thanks to all for the advice and the sarcastic comments were fun as well.......

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:30 am

Neely8 wrote:Test tomorrow morning. Been clean for 5 days. Drinking tons of water and using the steam room at the gym constantly. Going with Detoxify Mega Clean to be safe. Crossing my fingers.

Thanks to all for the advice and the sarcastic comments were fun as well.......

Allright then. Break a leg.

Wait. No.

Slip on some jizz S_M missed and break your neck bouncing your head off the urinal.

T1B

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