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ltr: RtS, Jsc

Must have put him into the wall...

Me getting out of the water:

Fortunately Photobucket is blocked at work.

Rack Fu wrote:Me getting out of the water:

You look kind of dainty compared to the dude in the green cap.

^ I knew that post was coming. :)

But running a 8:10 final mile tells me I was sandbagging the run for the most part. I can pace myself well on the swim and bike. I can never seem to find the right run pace - I normally run too slow in fear that I'm going to blow up later on the run... and that has never happened with the exception of the 70.3 in Galveston which had nothing to do with endurance.

My swim and bike times are in line with people that go 5 hours. Then I run 30 minutes slower than they do. I gotta figure that out.

Never had more than 10% body fat in my entire life. Pretty much always looked like the dude in the green cap.

Toddowen wrote:Weren't you fat and unemployed once upon a time, Fu? Or was it just Goobers imagination running wild and starting rumors?

Perhaps it was just you being drunk and stupid. Again.

Toddowen wrote:I recall an extended pile-on of Fu years ago claiming that he was a couch potato and had given up on a job search.

You ought to remember it well, Goobs. You flock to crap like that like a vulture to carcass.

You remember it? I don't. Maybe it was you that took part in this horrific pile-on. Die already, you FAT drunken PEDOPHILE.

Jsc,

It depends on what your definition of 'run' is.

In a car with the driver's side door open, with one leg occasionally touching the ground, I am golden.

The blindfold thing still stands though, you shyster ya!

Toddowen wrote:I recall an extended pile-on of Fu years ago claiming that he was a couch potato and had given up on a job search.

You ought to remember it well, Goobs. You flock to crap like that like a vulture to carcass.

As with anything within Troll folklore there is a wee bit of truth to your recollection.

I left my job to get a start-up tech company going with one of my buddies. The dot.bomb happened and we were shit out of luck. I decided to pursue the FBI gig and began that long and arduous process with 9/11 slowing that process down. I also managed to get another degree during that time.

So, I was technically unemployed but I was working on a start-up and getting more edumicated. I did have an awful lot of free time that I devoted to playing video games and working out though. Hence, the exaggerated version of events.

Only Fu pile-ons I remember had to do with when he called chicks like this fat:

:D

The real version of that was I made a comment about the first Maxim spread that Meadow Soprano did (whatever the hell her real name is). I said her shoulder area looked like it could use a little toning and she should hit the gym a bit more. I was looking for the tiniest of flaws. Next thing you know I have a fetish for women who look like Holocaust victims.

Any questions about the grass clippings I can clear up?