Where Were You?

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:28 pm

Kid Gashville? Clever. No, really. Rubbing those two brain cells together to come up with the word "gash," was quite clever considering that gash plays no role in your life whatsoever.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:29 pm

JMak wrote: Did I miss something?

Just about everything. Maybe I should have said "comprehend" instead of "read".

Look in the mirror, bitch.

What's next, I'm rubber you're glue?

Ejection noted.

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:34 pm

Mikey wrote:Just about everything. Maybe I should have said "comprehend" instead of "read".

Hmmm, everything? Your "smack" would have more bite if it at all resembled reality. As it sits now, your "smack" has as much bite as four-day old, left out in the sun Coke.

~cue the I don't waste good smack... copout~

Ejection noted.

Is it? That doesn't even make sense. Perhaps you oughta hit the cereal a little harder, Mikey. Your brain needs those vitamins.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:54 pm

JMak wrote:

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:54 pm

Skin piccolo most likely.

I was preparing for this Saturday night's Dyke March which goes right up my street--in fact, we've got more to do!

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:57 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:

See, I can post clever pictures, too, numbnuts.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:59 pm

JMak wrote:IKYABWAI?

Didn't realize you were in Kansas City.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:12 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
JMak wrote:IKYABWAI?
Didn't realize you were in Kansas City.

LOL. Twice in one thread even.

KCwannabe wrote:Look in the mirror, bitch.

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:13 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
JMak wrote:IKYABWAI?
Didn't realize you were in Kansas City.

You do well for someone who communicates via straw.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:32 pm

...bwaha

I was here updating Q's post and the first one in to announce Jacko's demise...I'll never forget the moment when I realized I was the one...

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =2&t=32087

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:41 pm

ChargerMike wrote:...bwaha I was here updating Q's post and the first one in to announce Jacko's demise...I'll never forget the moment when I realized I was the one...

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =2&t=32087

You are definitely da man today. Maybe we can all pitch in and buy you one white glove to commemorate the occasion.

Hmmm...now I'm wondering...is that single glove thing the original behind the single sleeve crap that half the NBA gangstas are sporting these days?

Just one more thing to thank the dead guy for.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:38 am

I vaguely remember hearing about JFK being offed- all I remember was being pissed that my cartoons weren't on TV the following Saturday

When Elvis took his final dump, I was working a summer job (I thought at the time it was a great career move on his part, btw)

I don't really remember when I heard about John Lennon, and I only gave a moment's thought when Sinatra, Dean Martin, Frank Zappa & Johnny Cash croaked- something along the lines of "Oh. Well that kinda sucks" and that was about it

ALL of them were far better musical talents than Jacko. Why the fuck should I give a shit that Freako assumed room temperature?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:49 am

Cuda wrote:I vaguely remember hearing about JFK being offed- all I remember was being pissed that my cartoons weren't on TV the following Saturday

When Elvis took his final dump, I was working a summer job (I thought at the time it was a great career move on his part, btw)

I don't really remember when I heard about John Lennon, and I only gave a moment's thought when Sinatra, Dean Martin, Frank Zappa & Johnny Cash croaked- something along the lines of "Oh. Well that kinda sucks" and that was about it

ALL of them were far better musical talents than Jacko. Why the fuck should I give a shit that Freako assumed room temperature?

You remember the offing of JFK? Fukk, you're old. I was busy crying and loading my diaper like the rest of the 6 month olds.

As for the rest being better musical talents? Lennon, undoubtedly. He could actually create rather than just sing what was put i front of him. Zappa, same thing. Musical genius. Cash I think did quite a bit of writing too. Deano and Sinatra? Well, I think they are more in the jacko category of performer, but, unlike the king of pop, they just got better with age... for awhile anyway. Elvis is the closest to Jacko. Very talented performer, extremely popular early on. And both went to shit, although I think we can say that jacko went more to shit than elvis. Now that's a fukking accomplishment right there, to say you aged worse than elvis presley. Quite possibly the only person able to make that claim.

socal · Post by **socal** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:08 am

Sudden Sam wrote:and the South Africa-Brazil soccer game (yeah, I was that desperate...who won?)

Brazil 1, South Africa 0

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:14 am

Shocking score there. Really.

socal · Post by **socal** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:19 am

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:29 am

Not only that, but look there! Hey! The only score came in the 87th minute, on a free kick!

Just...shocking. Wild, just wild.

:)

socal · Post by **socal** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:31 am

The truly shocking outcome was in the other semifinal.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:39 am

What would truly be shocking is if a win over Spain in something called the "Confederation Cup" amounted to ESPN showing more than a quick shot from the game of a guy pulling his jersey over his face while running around the field as if he's Ferris Buehler in the Chicago Museum of Art.

Even then, it'd probably be shown at the very tail end of the show, right after the tear-jerker about the kid whose wheel fell off during his aborted Pine Wood Derby run.

Wake me when they can beat Zimbabwe A&M in the World Cup tournament.

Better yet, when Euroclone begins to come in here and post about the U.S. soccer team more than he posts about the Tampa Bay Bucs, okay, now we're getting somewhere.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:29 am

I think Jacko wanted to play the skin flute - piccolo.

socal · Post by **socal** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:53 pm

Van wrote:Wake me when they can beat Zimbabwe A&M in the World Cup tournament.

Would that make you Pro-Bushfire, IndySacto?

Van wrote:Better yet, when Euroclone begins to come in here and post about the U.S. soccer team more than he posts about the Tampa Bay Bucs, okay, now we're getting somewhere.

This would be the year. Malcolm Glazer might even kick in a few bucks for you to get Fox Soccer Channel.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:10 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Did Jacko ever play an instrument?

A trombone?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:17 pm

socal wrote:Brazil 1, South Africa 0

1? Whoa, that's a mighty potent offense.

-Auburn

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:17 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Did Jacko ever play an instrument?

Maybe the jerk offs assuming that Jacko and Jerry are ripping it up right now may want to consider that.....fucking stupid take

Some how I don't think the Jacko could pick up a guitar and even come close to hanging with Jerry, who was a decent, although not a great player.

I don't think Jacko ever had a guitar in his hand, probably because he was too busy fondling little boys.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:29 pm

Derron wrote: Some how I don't think the Jacko could pick up a guitar and even come close to hanging with Jerry, who was a decent, although not a great player.

Now you've done it.

I expect

will be in here shortly to explain how fukking stupid you are for that statement. I'm not the biggest dead fan around, but, I still gotta rate jerry G a few notches up from decent. Fukkin' guy could play just about anything style wise, well.

Terry in Crapchester · Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:45 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Obviously a helluva lot of people enjoyed his music. I was not one of them, other than some early Jackson Five stuff. Different tastes.

Same here.

The difference between us, though, is that I was a freshman in college when Thriller came out. And ND was 3:1 guys:girls at the time. And every girl at ND, or so it seemed, loved him (I guess they didn't yet realize that he preferred young boys). Long and short of all of that was that I had to spend four years pretending to like him. Once I graduated, I decided I was gonna be a little more honest about what I liked and didn't like, musically speaking.

I was a rocker, so Jackson wasn't my cup of tea, musically speaking (you could've knocked me over with a feather first time I heard Beat It on the local rock station -- I guess they figured Eddie Van Halen's guitar work qualified that as a rock song). I can see where other people whose musical tastes differed from mine enjoyed him, though.

As for the question posed in the thread, I was at the dinner table when my son said, "Dad, Michael Jackson is dead." My first and completely spontaneous reaction was, "No he isn't." (Full disclosure: a few years back, I was watching the Rollerball remake on HBO and my son walked in on the scene where LL Cool J got shot. For years after that, he was convinced that LL Cool J was really dead. I thought this might be something similar.) I was shocked to hear it, not because I liked Michael Jackson, but because I'm still young enough (in my own mind anyway) to get shocked when someone close to my age dies, and he was only six years older than me.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:50 pm

I was a bit shocked at first, then realized that it was amazing he lasted this long considering what he put himself through medically.

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