Little Piggy Murders Majestic Hog

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:36 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:R-jack, you really don't get it.

Billy Graham paying an emotional visit to the Creation Park in Florida, gently--with a mounting sob--reminding any yahoo who will listen (like you) that the dinosaurs existed side by side with humans....

and you'll presume to condescend to a 1,060-lb feral hog?

I'd like to note at this point that LTS TRN 2 is a prime example of why I'm skeptical about evolution. That kind of stupidity should have killed his family line off long before the best part of him ran down his mother's left buttock.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:43 am

Jism....errr....Copulation SMACK is ALWAYS FRESH.....

WE wonder why this Board will never EVOLVE?

kinda like fvcking a 1060lb Dead STUCK PIG?

FADER---this is not a shot at you.

just a SHOT at what went down Cinder's camping site.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:10 pm

Qbert wrote:Jism....errr....Copulation SMACK is ALWAYS FRESH.....

WE wonder why this Board will never EVOLVE?

kinda like fvcking a 1060lb Dead STUCK PIG?

FADER---this is not a shot at you.

just a SHOT at what went down Cinder's camping site.

Q....

Thank God that wasn't a shot because you forgot the ammo.

Old and stale smack Rant.......

click..... click......

Cinder

click....

No big dealio.... just sayin. I'm sure if you scrounge around here enough you'll happen across a few unused Trollstop 2 blasts.....

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:14 pm

Rich Fader wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:R-jack, you really don't get it.

Billy Graham paying an emotional visit to the Creation Park in Florida, gently--with a mounting sob--reminding any yahoo who will listen (like you) that the dinosaurs existed side by side with humans....

and you'll presume to condescend to a 1,060-lb feral hog?
I'd like to note at this point that LTS TRN 2 is a prime example of why I'm skeptical about evolution. That kind of stupidity should have killed his family line off long before the best part of him ran down his mother's left buttock.

I'd like to add that the "left buttock" blast was not a mistake. LTS TRN 2 is proof positive that it's possible to create viable human life (of a sort) by inseminating feces.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:11 am

i was hopiong this threasd was about me and my super dooper family life.

bummer.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:37 am

Rich Fader wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:R-jack, you really don't get it.

Billy Graham paying an emotional visit to the Creation Park in Florida, gently--with a mounting sob--reminding any yahoo who will listen (like you) that the dinosaurs existed side by side with humans....

and you'll presume to condescend to a 1,060-lb feral hog?
I'd like to note at this point that LTS TRN 2 is a prime example of why I'm skeptical about evolution. That kind of stupidity should have killed his family line off long before the best part of him ran down his mother's left buttock.

Fadester,...what's supposed to be so obvious here? I mean what's your...you know..joke or what ever?

Look, the Creation Park is real. In fact there are several of them. The Christer butterball with a gigantic handgun stalking through the woods is real. The fake job by the rotund father and son is real. So what are you talking about in the first place? You forgot to mention that.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:39 pm

mvscal wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:staged to make a buck.
What bucks have been made?

Frodo made $10 designing the monsterpig.com website.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:09 pm

it was a farm raised pig and shot in a caged hunt. It was probably going to the kid who shot it because it though the kid was going to feed it.

They hunt deer that way in the south too, feed the deer all year and then when deer hunting season starts they go to where the deer has been going all year for its food and this time they shoot it and call it a sport. its about as much of a sport as shooting a dog thats chained to a tree.
Its only a sport if both sides play at the same risks

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:31 pm

Lessons in Sportsmanship from Schmick.

Yes, it's been a strange week.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:40 pm

SoCalTrjn wrote:its about as much of a sport as shooting a dog thats chained to a tree.

Or like being up 19-0 and whining to the umps about some bad calls.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:14 pm

The pig was going to a slaughterhouse anyway. I'm guessing its final hours were a little more pleasant the way he went, rather than the slaughterhouse route.