Cheney shoots something other than his own foot

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:07 pm

Just another incident of a lawyer not having proper body armor because of the ineptitude of the Bush administration

sin Nancy Pelosi

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:35 pm

Trampis wrote:Just another incident of....the ineptitude of the Bush administration

Rack.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:44 pm

I love CNN's agenda. Last night while I was at the gym, one of the TV's had CNN on and the headline on the screen said "Cheney hunting illegally." It was a fucking $7 stamp that had only been written into law about 5 months ago. You would have thought that he was just off one of the local interstates firing at passing cars. Its such a non news story that I cant believe it has gotten this much coverage. Accidents happen.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:46 pm

PSUFAN wrote:When the VP sticks a guy with buckshot, it's news, sorry...

How about when the VP's kid gets busted for dope or popped for DUI?

I don't recall hearing about the Gore kids' ARRESTS immediately after they went down.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:12 pm

Cicero wrote:"Cheney hunting illegally." It was a fucking $7 stamp that had only been written into law about 5 months ago.

Call me crazy, but I kind of like it when my elected leaders -- be it the president, VP, congresspeople, guv, whoever -- I really dig it when they follow ALL laws. Not just the "serious" ones.

If you or I were short a $7 tag, well, life goes on. When you take that oath to be VP, you've sworn to all that is holy that you will UPHOLD ALL LAWS.

See how that works? Not just the laws he agrees with or is familiar with, but all of them.

Cheney, in a shocking turn of events, didn't uphold the oath he made, one of the most important oaths any person could ever have the honor of taking. He dishonored his oath, his office, and the People of the United States Of America...but it's no big deal to you, right?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:14 pm

Cheney gets to pick and choose the laws he abides by. Guess you missed the memo?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:23 pm

Cicero wrote:Its such a non news story that I cant believe it has gotten this much coverage.

Yeah, the fucking VP shooting someone is definitely not news. Good God, you are a moron.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:26 pm

I'll just attribute your take to your not knowing what the fuck you're talking about as usual, PUS

The outfitter who was guiding the hunting party was the one who assured Cheney's staff that all license requirements & fees HAD BEEN taken care of in advance.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:27 pm

But they hadn't been, btw

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:31 pm

Cuda wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:When the VP sticks a guy with buckshot, it's news, sorry...
How about when the VP's kid gets busted for dope or popped for DUI?

I don't recall hearing about the Gore kids' ARRESTS immediately after they went down.

Difference being, they will pay for their crimes. The VP and his degenerate progeny walk the earth and answer to no man or moral. He will continue to defame our Nation at every turn until his lithium pacemaker batteries wear down.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:33 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Cuda wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:When the VP sticks a guy with buckshot, it's news, sorry...
How about when the VP's kid gets busted for dope or popped for DUI?

I don't recall hearing about the Gore kids' ARRESTS immediately after they went down.
Difference being, Gore is a DemocRat.

That's what I thought

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:33 pm

RadioFan wrote:
Cicero wrote:Its such a non news story that I cant believe it has gotten this much coverage.
Yeah, the fucking VP shooting someone is definitely not news. Good God, you are a moron.

No, Im a moron in your eyes cause I dont finger bang everything the LEft says.

It isnt big news IMO b/c he was on a hunting trip, the guy is ok and it was an accident. He didnt pull a gun on someone at the 7-11.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:36 pm

No, but he robs our country with a cost-plus contract handed to Halliburton.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:38 pm

Cuda wrote:How about when the VP's kid gets busted for dope or popped for DUI?

How do you know about it if it wasn't reported?

I don't recall hearing about the Gore kids' ARRESTS immediately after they went down.

Eddie Sutton's DWI wasn't immediately reported earlier because of the Stillwater police. But continue on with your implied media conspiracy.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:39 pm

RadioFan wrote: But continue on with your implied media conspiracy.

You couldn't be dumber if you had Guy_Fawkes' dick up your ass

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:42 pm

You couldn't be dumber if you had Guy_Fawkes' dick up your ass

twice in a week? you're slipping, btw

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:44 pm

You keeping track of Guy_Fawkes' dick now, PUS?

Good luck with that

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:46 pm

Cuda wrote:You keeping track of Guy_Fawkes' dick now?

You have it covered. Good job, champ.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:51 pm

And the retards of this board make shooting some Alzheimer's patient into a dems vs repub issue...priceless.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:51 pm

Either way, the outcome is not good for you. Karma is bitch, mvpretzel

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:52 pm

Some Damn Retard wrote:You go out quail hunting, the dog goes into the brush to scare up the quail, you shoot the quail and the dog goes and retrieves.

The Republicans. Still bitter about the '92 election.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:52 pm

mvscal wrote:I'd still rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than accept a ride home from Ted Kennedy.

I’d rather go bar-hopping with Bill Clinton.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:59 pm

Nishlord wrote:
Some Damn Retard wrote:You go out quail hunting, the dog goes into the brush to scare up the quail, you shoot the quail and the dog goes and retrieves.
The Republicans. Still bitter about the '92 election.

And the Dems about 80, 84, 88, 00 and 04.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:03 pm

It sure is funny, though. The VP, a man microwaved to life each morning, is led out into the sticks and a shotgun is clapped into his talons. Someone points out some indistinct movement, and with a curl of the upper lip, he pumps some blurry waving figure full of birdshot.

Meanwhile, some chuckling rube slinks away - the guy they paid to get their hunting credentials in order...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:24 pm

Let's face it -- Bush doesn't do anything without Cheney's approval. So by proxy, Cheney has his finger on the button of the world's largest nuclear arsenal.

I'd prefer it if the guy who had his finger on The Button could at least safely handle a freaking shotgun.

And I'm all for the guy with his finger on The Button getting blowjobs whenever and wherever he sees fit, thank you very much.

Don't need no uptight motherfuckers with their finger on The Button.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:45 pm

Mvscal -- when I mentioned "retards," I wasn't actually asking for a show of hands.

Where in any of those quotes do I refer to any dem vs repub issues? I don't recall mentioning anyone's party in those posts you quoted.

It was strictly a "I think Cheney is an evil asshat" issue. He could join any party he wants, and my opinion would remain unchanged.

So don't try and attribute this to me being a dem, since I hate the dems almost as much as the repubs. Instead, you should chalk this up to your own shortcomings of only being able to see black and white, and your oblivion to all of the shades of gray.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:58 pm

Gee, pmsgal is having trouble comprehending things?

Who woulda thunk it?

I said something bad about a republican, so naturally I'm a card-carrying democrat...in your world.

How are those "shades of gray" working out for you?

mvscal wrote: It isn't flying.

Yeah, what IS flying here is you -- like a moth to a flame...or a Rush thread.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:07 pm

Cheney might end up killing that dude

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214/ap_ ... MlJVRPUCUl

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:10 pm

MSNBC just reported that the FBI showed up at Cheney's home, searching each mattress to see that the tags have not been removed.

developing............

Eaglebauer · Post by **Eaglebauer** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:14 pm

poptart wrote:MSNBC just reported that the FBI showed up at Cheney's home, searching each mattress to see that the tags have not been removed.

developing............

Wha?

If you're trying to say the fact that the guy shot in the face by the VP just had a heart attack isn't significant.........

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:16 pm

1) it didn't happen to me

2) shit happens

3) who cares?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:20 pm

What's really funny, is that every single word that has come out of any of the White House talkers makes it quite clear that Saint Cheney was completely without blame, and it was entirely the fault of the victim.

Must be nice. If any of the rest of us fired a shotgun anywhere near where a person had any chance of standing, we'd be charged with assault, or possibly depraved indifference, depending on the state. And I don't think the judge would be too keen at your sentencing hearing when you told him "no, Your Honor...it was all the victim's fault."

Bottom line -- when you discharge a firearm it's YOUR responsibility to make sure that no one could possibly be harmed by you doing so. Period. Let the spin doctors say what they will, but it doesn't matter. The responsibilty for safely discharging a firearm is ALWAYS upon the person holding the gun...period, non-negotiable. Doesn't matter if dude allegedly jumped up in front of him (I think this is where the :rolleyes: goes), none of the bullshit the talkers are trying to sell right now matters -- the VP did not perform the duties required of a person planning on discharging a firearm. Plenty of legal precedent to back this up. I guess legal precedent and pesky little laws don't apply to those people who swore to uphold the law, though.

This would be a wonderful time to let all elected officials know that they are not above the law, by making Cheney face charges. But, since we're a nation of sheep, the People won't take this golden opportunity to take their country back, and will let the Bush administration continue to tell them what to think. A message could be sent, but thanks to the apologists, it won't.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:24 pm

poptart wrote:MSNBC just reported that the FBI showed up at Cheney's home, searching each mattress to see that the tags have not been removed.

As an aside, this has got to be one of the stupidest jokes ever.

If you ever bothered to read past the part where it says "This tag not to be removed under penalty of law," you'd also notice that immediately underneath that, it says "EXCEPT BY CONSUMER."

Yeah, believe it or not, once you buy a matress, you can do whatever the fuck you want with it.

And since you're about to ask -- why yes, I DO read the tags on my furniture. Beats the hell out of a Sissyroo post.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:29 pm

Double posts are a tell-tale sign of meltage, and c'mon, Dins, this story isn't worth melting over.

It really isn't.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:08 pm

mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:This would be a wonderful time to let all elected officials know that they are not above the law, by making Cheney face charges.
Anything specific or will you just be making something up as usual?

They let them off with a warning.

The department gave Cheney and Whittington warning citations for breaking Texas hunting law by failing to buy a $7 stamp allowing them to shoot upland game birds.

But hey, luckily the only way you can get seriously injured with bird shot is to get hit in the eye, dumbfuck.

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:15 pm

mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:This would be a wonderful time to let all elected officials know that they are not above the law, by making Cheney face charges.
Anything specific or will you just be making something up as usual?

I think First Degree Inducing a Media Meltdown might be a place to start.

How about Felony A Inciting a Liberal Panty Wetting?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:16 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:But hey, luckily the only way you can get seriously injured with bird shot is to get hit in the eye, dumbfuck.

mv will don his classic MO, and quickly disappear from this thread.

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:19 pm

I think it would be pretty sweet if this old dude were to up and die from birdshot being lodged in his heart. VP in deep shit and one less old fart driving his caddy in the fast lane with the blinker still on.

2 bird with one barrel of bird shot.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:24 pm

The Associated Press wrote:CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot lodged in his heart and he had a "a minor heart attack" Tuesday morning, hospital officials said.

mvscal wrote: The only way you can get seriously injured with bird shot is to get hit in the eye, dumbfuck.

mvscal wrote:you are doing such a fine job of kicking your own hysterical ass up and down this thread?

Dude, I think you need to click your glass slippers together 3 times before you post this stuff -- might work out better for you.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:27 pm

Cicatrix wrote:I think it would be pretty sweet if this old dude were to up and die from birdshot being lodged in his heart. VP in deep shit and one less old fart driving his caddy in the fast lane with the blinker still on.

2 bird with one barrel of bird shot.

i think it would be pretty cool if you hit some pedestrian on the way home.

1 less asshole crossing the street and your ass on manslaughter charges.

sweet.