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I guess no one has seen Teen Wolf.
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Nor will I ever, now that you mention it.
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Shoalzie wrote:I never trust a person who knows their own IQ...just one of those things.

Was it legit or just one of those internet tests?
it was the full blown thing. I have a twin brother and it was the in thing in Madison in the 80s. They wanted to find out why I was bumped up a grade as well as compare us with other twins. Fricken liberals in Madison. Then they had us take one years later when finished with college. I used the higher score (first was 136). :wink:
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PSUFAN wrote:A regular Robert Herrick, you are.
Actually that's shakespeare. :wink:
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frodo_biguns wrote:(first was 136)
HA!
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
frodo_biguns wrote:(first was 136)
HA!
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I wonder if Stewart is rooming wth Brett Favre in Fraudo's head or if he has replaced him entirely?
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Dumbfuck Fraudo. If you don't like it then don't watch it.

:meds:

What do mean "disguised" as a comedy show? He's constantly reminding the viewers that he is not reporting news. If you don't think it's funny, then turn it the fuck off. I know I stopped listening to Rush about 15 years ago.
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mvscal wrote:Who?

Mike Jones
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Frodo wrote: If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

You've discovered my .02 flaw.
You mean that your writing skills are at a 4th grade level?
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Mikey wrote:Dumbfuck Fraudo. If you don't like it then don't watch it.

:meds:

What do mean "disguised" as a comedy show? He's constantly reminding the viewers that he is not reporting news. If you don't think it's funny, then turn it the fuck off. I know I stopped listening to Rush about 15 years ago.
Yeah.. I'm constatly reminded it's a comedy show when he beats on Bush and makes cynical remarks. Yeah, that's comedy alright! I don't listen to Rush, Medvede and Prager are my flavor.
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Uncle Fester wrote:
Frodo wrote: If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

You've discovered my .02 flaw.
You mean that your writing skills are at a 4th grade level?
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Mikey wrote:I know I stopped listening to Rush about 15 years ago.
So was it “Closer to the Heart” or “Tom Sawyer” that finally pushed you over the edge?
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Cicero wrote:
mvscal wrote:Who?

Mike Jones
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Cicero wrote:
mvscal wrote:Who?

Mike Jones
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What I like is the fact that Rush Limbaugh, Hannity and all the other ass bags who have never served a day in their life and dropped out of some institution of education, WILL NOT touch Jon Stewart or bring him up on their show.

They all remember Crossfire and how Jon single handedly brought that show down and then subsequently had Tucker Carlson laughed off of PBS.

What's great is he identifies the problem with the US as being flooded with ass pundits from mostly the republican party. He criticizes Democrats also, like Kerry last night for being unable to motivate anyone, but he points out the hypocrisy of both sides. Republicans hate it, because they currently represent the worst form of hypocrisy.
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Blitzen wrote:
frodo_biguns wrote:my IQ is 142
Metric?
Close. Canadian. That's about 85-90 US. But, it's smarter than it was a few years ago when there was about a 50% conversion. Still nothing to write home about.
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mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:What I like is the fact that Rush Limbaugh, Hannity and all the other ass bags who have never served a day in their life and dropped out of some institution of education, WILL NOT touch Jon Stewart or bring him up on their show.
What branch of service was Jon Stewart in?
Not the point. The point is that Stewart makes jokes while Rush and Company are jokes.
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mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:What I like is the fact that Rush Limbaugh, Hannity and all the other ass bags who have never served a day in their life and dropped out of some institution of education, WILL NOT touch Jon Stewart or bring him up on their show.
What branch of service was Jon Stewart in?
Not the point. The point is that Stewart makes jokes while Rush and Company are jokes.
You are the joke you fucking idiot.
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mvscal wrote: Try again.
Said mvscal to the black man who was unable to get it hard.

Jon Stewart isn't advocating this shitty Iraqi war. It's called intelligence, use it semen feed bag. Jon Stewart doesn't tell the nonterrorist Iraqis to bring it on while he hides behind a radio mic or presidential podium. Could you please keep me informed when Saudia Arabia decides to treat us again like yourself? You know the whole black man shitting in your mouth while he takes your money and kills your people with planes flying into buildings. I'm sorry, cumming in your mouth.
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mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:Jon Stewart isn't advocating this shitty Iraqi war.
So what?

What branch did you serve in, beanbag?
What branch did you suck off Juwan?
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Gunslinger wrote:What I like is the fact that Rush Limbaugh, Hannity and all the other ass bags who have never served a day in their life and dropped out of some institution of education, WILL NOT touch Jon Stewart or bring him up on their show.

They all remember Crossfire and how Jon single handedly brought that show down and then subsequently had Tucker Carlson laughed off of PBS.

What's great is he identifies the problem with the US as being flooded with ass pundits from mostly the republican party. He criticizes Democrats also, like Kerry last night for being unable to motivate anyone, but he points out the hypocrisy of both sides. Republicans hate it, because they currently represent the worst form of hypocrisy.
You have a comedian and then you have facts! People will always respond to comedy with laughter. The truth sometimes scares people! That's just the facts! If what you say it true, why hasn't Colmes had him on! Next time you say something with your "Summer Eve" mouth, douche will yeah!
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mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:What I like is the fact that Rush Limbaugh, Hannity and all the other ass bags who have never served a day in their life and dropped out of some institution of education, WILL NOT touch Jon Stewart or bring him up on their show.
What branch of service was Jon Stewart in?
HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA!

Did anyone see Ted Kennedy or Hillary in the Armed Forces?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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frodo_biguns wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:What I like is the fact that Rush Limbaugh, Hannity and all the other ass bags who have never served a day in their life and dropped out of some institution of education, WILL NOT touch Jon Stewart or bring him up on their show.

They all remember Crossfire and how Jon single handedly brought that show down and then subsequently had Tucker Carlson laughed off of PBS.

What's great is he identifies the problem with the US as being flooded with ass pundits from mostly the republican party. He criticizes Democrats also, like Kerry last night for being unable to motivate anyone, but he points out the hypocrisy of both sides. Republicans hate it, because they currently represent the worst form of hypocrisy.
You have a comedian and then you have facts! People will always respond to comedy with laughter. The truth sometimes scares people! That's just the facts! If what you say it true, why hasn't Colmes had him on! Next time you say something with your "Summer Eve" mouth, douche will yeah!
Colmes? :lol: :lol:

Good god your shittely stupid.
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frodo_biguns wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:What I like is the fact that Rush Limbaugh, Hannity and all the other ass bags who have never served a day in their life and dropped out of some institution of education, WILL NOT touch Jon Stewart or bring him up on their show.
What branch of service was Jon Stewart in?
HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA!

Did anyone see Ted Kennedy or Hillary in the Armed Forces?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Actualy, Ted Kennedy pulled a stint in the army.
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frodo_biguns wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:What I like is the fact that Rush Limbaugh, Hannity and all the other ass bags who have never served a day in their life and dropped out of some institution of education, WILL NOT touch Jon Stewart or bring him up on their show.
What branch of service was Jon Stewart in?
HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA!

Did anyone see Ted Kennedy or Hillary in the Armed Forces?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
No, but we all saw McCain, Powell, Kerry, Murtha, McClelland, etc. etc. serve in the armed forces.
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Gunslinger wrote: No, but we all saw McCain, Powell, Kerry, Murtha, McClelland, etc. etc. serve in the armed forces.
And BushCo. has bashed every whiteman on that list.
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mvscal wrote: What branch of service was Jon Stewart in?
That question is stupid on so many levels.
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mvscal wrote: And?
That question is stupid on so many levels.
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mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:McClelland, etc. etc. serve in the armed forces.
Who? Yeah...you really know what the fuck you're talking about there, pizza boy.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Fucking dumbshit.
Ooooooooo! Fucking dumbshit! Says the foul mouth full of dried salt.

Max Clelland, you got me buddy, guess I better bow out, before your boy shoves his stick of truth into my mouth.
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mvscal wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:
mvscal wrote: What branch of service was Jon Stewart in?
That question is stupid on so many levels.
Not so. You aren't entitled to have an opinion on the war unless you have served.

Liberal skidmarks told me so.
Your verbal competitors are here on this board. Pay attention to their arguments and stop making shit up in your head. Fucking nutjob.
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mvscal wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:
mvscal wrote: What branch of service was Jon Stewart in?
That question is stupid on so many levels.
Not so. You aren't entitled to have an opinion on the war unless you have served.

Liberal skidmarks told me so.
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mvscal wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

You aren't competition. You're roadkill.
Yeh, that whole debate thing your working on is providing some interesting points. I had never really considered myself a dumbshit, until you repeated it 5,000 times on a message board.

Then the whole crazy creative smack angle you blindsided me with left me contemplating leaving the board for eternity.
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mvscal wrote:You aren't entitled to have an opinion on the war unless you have served.

Liberal skidmarks told me so.
Link?
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Gunslinger wrote:Your verbal competitors are here on this board. Pay attention to their arguments and stop making shit up in your head. Fucking nutjob.
I Laughed! :lol: :lol:
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Gunslinger wrote: I had never really considered myself a dumbshit, until you repeated it 5,000 times on a message board.
Acually you ARE an idiot.

And yet you are still smarter than GEDcal and his ilk.
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Moving Sale wrote:
Gunslinger wrote: I had never really considered myself a dumbshit, until you repeated it 5,000 times on a message board.
Acually you ARE an idiot.

And yet you are still smarter than GEDcal and his ilk.
I could beat you at Jeopardy, you could beat me at picking out shoes and redecorating.
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