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Here’s the goalie. I believe I’d go 5-hole on her.

Goober McTuber wrote:#12 has the prettiest face, but she’s 5’8” and a buck-sixty.

I'd be willing to bet she has a good deal of muscle tone in her legs. She'd probably be able to break your neck if you went down on her.

Goober McTuber wrote:#6

When the hell did Malkin grow his hair and get Canadian citizenship?

Thank you, Kipper!

1-0, USA

Parise on the PP makes it 2-0, USA!

A rout in the making? 3-0 USA

Kane! 4-0 USA...Kipper to the bench.

That Finnish defense is stifling.

The Finnish bench looks like a Mack truck just ran over their moms'!!! It's bootyful!!!

Unreal...save some of it for Sunday, fellas!

What's great is that they aren't letting up...play until they stop you. If the Fins don't want to fight back, bury 'em!

Unreal. The Finnish goalie yanking himself out of the game was a first for me. Never seen that before.

BSmack wrote:Unreal. The Finnish goalie yanking himself out of the game was a first for me. Never seen that before.

These guys still have to play for the bronze...you have to wonder if Kiprusoff is done in this tournament after that.

I was in a meeting at work for a fucking half hour and they score SIX FUCKING TIMES!!!

Fuck you Kipper. "Start me or I'm not playing." Suck my fucking red white and blue crank.

What exactly gets covered in a jizz-mopper meeting?

Shoalzie wrote:you have to wonder if Kiprusoff is done in this tournament after that.

I'd keep him out

Goober McTuber wrote:What exactly gets covered in a jizz-mopper meeting?

jizz-mopping

You need to ask?

Screw_Michigan wrote:I was in a meeting at work for a fucking half hour and they score SIX FUCKING TIMES!!!

I've been watching it at my desk and I turned it off for a couple minutes to talk to HR. I flip it back on and it went from 4-0 to 6-0.

Goober McTuber wrote:What exactly gets covered in a jizz-mopper meeting?

Volume of jizz mopped. Quarterly reports. Charts, graphs. That sorta thing.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:What exactly gets covered in a jizz-mopper meeting?

Volume of jizz mopped. Quarterly reports. Charts, graphs. That sorta thing.

Sounds like a job for Google Analytics.

Shoalzie wrote:

BSmack wrote:Unreal. The Finnish goalie yanking himself out of the game was a first for me. Never seen that before.

These guys still have to play for the bronze...you have to wonder if Kiprusoff is done in this tournament after that.

Why would he be done for that?

Shouldve pulled him after the 3rd goal. His coach was either in shock or just retarded.

I just hope the Fins dont get any of our guys hurt or suspended. I know that guy that laid that cheap shot on Kane has one coming when NHL starts back up.

I'd say somebody is finished.

I'm not sure that's much of a question. Canada has been dominant since the U.S. loss and nothing has warranted a goalie switch. Marty will only play if Luongo gets hurt or completely melts down.

yeah, brodeur has experience....getting his ass beat by the US.

the 'nucks have looked pretty damn solid with Luongo between the pipes last few games, not that it really matered who was there. i think they will stay with him....hopefully for just a few minutes as they get lit up in the 1st the way the sunamis or whatever they call themselves did.

Luongo is their guy...they're playing in his home arena. He's won all three starts while Brodeur won in a shootout and lost to Team USA.

Considering how Canada has been destroying their opponents in the medal round, I guess this is a small victory for the Slovaks to be down only 2 goals after one. I can't see them coming back from down 3 or 4 goals so the next goal is critical. The Canadians have had their way for the most part and they've stayed out of the box and kept the potent Slovak power play out of commission.

bs penalty call on chara. hopefully chara will wreck a few canucks

ever see the youtube vid of chara just pwning some poor fukk in the nhl a few years ago?

A 3-goal lead through two periods isn't safe in the NHL but we haven't seen any crazy rallies in the tournament. That third goal was a killer and then the Slovaks miss out on a scramble around Luongo in the final two minutes. I really think they're capable of putting a couple pucks past Luongo and getting back into this game but the chances just aren't coming. It's hard to win when you get 9 shots on goal through two periods and only one power play opportunity. This game is going exactly how Canada would like it...maybe with the exception of netting a couple more goals. I really think the Slovaks speed hasn't been utilized enough and they've shown some flashes of creating chances on the rush but Canadians have either gotten back on defense or knocked passes away. They need to look at getting Gaborik and Hossa out as often as possible, regardless of what Babcock has done to match lines.

at least the slovaks can hit unlike the rest of the eurotrash pussies

KC Scott wrote:The Canadian rock chuckers just lost to the Gold to Swedish Curling team who will never, ever be confused with the Swedish bikini team.

My 11 yr. old was on the couch and he says "Those Canadian girls are hot" - I'm thinking that's the only time he'll ever use that term in his life

That one milf looking one was alright. The rest were not.

Swiss had a girl with a tongue ring. Also she had those crazy eyes, so you know she is a freak in bed. Just dont fall asleep afterward



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The Brits had probably the hottest curler...
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smackaholic wrote:at least the slovaks can hit unlike the rest of the eurotrash pussies

I give them credit for giving Canada all they could would. They a couple of great chances of locking that game up late...Canada survived that third period.

Based on the effort of the Fins and Slovaks yesterday, it would lead me to believe the Slovaks are poised to get their first hockey medal but we'll see if the Fins have any pride with several of their best players taking their last kick at the can in Olympic play. I think guys like Selanne, Lehtinen and Koivu would at least like to go away with another medal but I think the Slovaks go into the game as the favorites.

those curling girls are tasty.

if the semis were any indication, the slovaks will mop the ice with the fins. they really should of at least tied it up with the canucks. that dude that had the point blank open net shot in the last 10 seconds must wish he had another shot at it. i think he hit the crossbar with it.

The Russians are plenty unhappy about their Olympic failure.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/ ... orld-yahoo

One response has been to blame others. When Russian figure skater Yevgeny Plushenko finished second to American Evan Lysacek in the men's competition, some officials in his homeland sensed a plot. "Everyone knows that Canada is a U.S. colony and all the [Olympic] judges are under the White House's thumb," fumed Sergei Malinkovich, head of the Communist Party of the city of St. Petersburg.

War Wagon wrote:The Russians are plenty unhappy about their Olympic failure.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/ ... orld-yahoo

One response has been to blame others. When Russian figure skater Yevgeny Plushenko finished second to American Evan Lysacek in the men's competition, some officials in his homeland sensed a plot. "Everyone knows that Canada is a U.S. colony and all the [Olympic] judges are under the White House's thumb," fumed Sergei Malinkovich, head of the Communist Party of the city of St. Petersburg.

Who do those Russian bitches think they are? The St. Louis Cardinals?

Sin,

Don Denkinger

He's right, though. Canada is just one of our colonies.

Ask Marty. He'll tell ya.

Mace wrote:"Everyone knows that Canada has a U.S. colony...

Sometimes shit gets lost in translation.

So when you eat humble pie, it winds up in your colony?