Best and Worst States to Retire

It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

Moderator: Jesus H Christ

Post Reply
User avatar
Mikey
Carbon Neutral since 1955
Posts: 29903
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:06 pm
Location: Paradise

Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Mikey »

https://www.bankrate.com/retirement/bes ... etirement/

Some interesting results in this study.
Maine and Montana are #1 and #2 for "culture."

California (13) ranks behind Louisiana (3), Texas (4), Mississippi (6) and Oklahoma (11) for "weather."

Discuss

Some interesting discussion in the FAUXBusiness discussion of the study

https://www.foxbusiness.com/personal-fi ... retirement

Seven of the eight worst states are, or course, run by LIBERALS!!!!
User avatar
Errr
Crack Whore
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:39 am

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Errr »

Mikey wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:59 pmDiscuss
Why discuss something that has inherently flawed logic? The Top 10 "best places" to retire are littered with shitholes I have no desire to ever visit (again), never mind, spend my golden years residing in. And how did you even get your hands on a keyboard, did the geriatric nurse leave her tablet on your bed whilst changing you again? Old fucks like you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a TV remote, never mind cut/paste URLs that belong in AARP.com

Eat a dick, you Depends wearing clusterfuck.
User avatar
Joe in PB
2008 / 2009 JAFFL Champ
Posts: 4522
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:15 am
Location: Pacific Beach
Contact:

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Joe in PB »

Some good points to consider.

https://www.finance101.com/states-retire/

https://www.kiplinger.com/tool/retireme ... /index.php

My feeling is California taxes are only going to increase, making it a gamble for retirement if the state goes bankrupt like Illinois. Based on similar political leanings, that's a real possibility.

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/07/09 ... increases/
Last edited by Joe in PB on Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Butkus didn't wear an earring.
User avatar
Mikey
Carbon Neutral since 1955
Posts: 29903
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:06 pm
Location: Paradise

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Mikey »

Errr wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:28 pm
Mikey wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:59 pmDiscuss
Why discuss something that has inherently flawed logic? The Top 10 "best places" to retire are littered with shitholes I have no desire to ever visit (again), never mind, spend my golden years residing in. And how did you even get your hands on a keyboard, did the geriatric nurse leave her tablet on your bed whilst changing you again? Old fucks like you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a TV remote, never mind cut/paste URLs that belong in AARP.com

Eat a dick, you Depends wearing clusterfuck.

My, my. We are on the warpath this today, aren't we?

Did somebody forget your Cheerios and fruit rollup before morning nap time?
User avatar
Errr
Crack Whore
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:39 am

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Errr »

No need for the edit, gramps. I knew whom your senility was directed at.
User avatar
smackaholic
Walrus Team 6
Posts: 21651
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
Location: upside it

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by smackaholic »

How could anyone put Cali. at 13th on weather?

Pretty much anything within maybe 50 miles of the coast has a fantastic year around climate. Most of the rest of the state has a nice climate for a good chunk of the year.

Cali, IMO is surpassed only by Hawaii, in the weather competition.

This article, like pretty much every "rank'em" article out there, this board's excepted, of course, if full of shit.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
User avatar
Mikey
Carbon Neutral since 1955
Posts: 29903
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:06 pm
Location: Paradise

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Mikey »

In the write up they said that weather was based on "average daily temperature" (whatever that means) from the past 10 years or something.

So I guess they mean that the highest average temperature means the best weather, which doesn't account for high and low ranges. By that definition a place that's 35 degrees half the time and 116 degrees half the time would be more desirable than a place that's 75 all the time.
User avatar
Wolfman
Dumpater Artist
Posts: 7195
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:16 pm
Location: SW FL

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Wolfman »

Guess my move from #48 to #5 in 2001 was a good one.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.

"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Kierland

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Kierland »

Errr wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:28 pm The Top 10 "best places" to retire are littered with shitholes I have no desire to ever visit (again), never mind, spend my golden years residing in.
Yea but you have to remember that you are a stupid, geographically challenged POS that is more worried about your next Golden shower than the fact that you live in a shithole now
User avatar
Errr
Crack Whore
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:39 am

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Errr »

I live in the richest county in the country, while you're sucking Folsom-dick trying to land a new scumbag client.

Go facefuck an ambulance, you disease-ridden hobgoblin.
Kierland

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Kierland »

You live in a geographical shithole with shit weather and shit topography with a bunch of racists and other shit people. Running geosmack from the South is just stupid, like you.
User avatar
Screw_Michigan
Angry Snowflake
Posts: 20574
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 am
Location: 20011

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Screw_Michigan »

Errr wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:48 pm I live in the richest county in the country, while you're sucking Folsom-dick trying to land a new scumbag client.

Go facefuck an ambulance, you disease-ridden hobgoblin.
Fairfax County isn't the nation's richest county anymore, you knuckle dragging halfwit.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
User avatar
Errr
Crack Whore
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:39 am

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Errr »

I am not running geography smack, you hideous leprechaun. I am running "I live in the richest county in the country" smack. Regardless of what you may find in your prison's Census Bureau (as Tyone pummels your dimehole), folks with even a semi-functioning brain will equate Northern Virginia with "The Mid-Atlantic."

But alas, you're a vapid fuckstain who isn't capable of understanding any paradigm that isn't binary. North & South perfectly describes your head's direction as it takes payment for services rendered in San Quentin, counselor. But that's NOT the only two options for geographic locations in 'Merica.
User avatar
Errr
Crack Whore
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:39 am

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Errr »

Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:22 pmFairfax County isn't the nation's richest county anymore, you knuckle dragging halfwit.
Terrific. I don't live in Fairfax County.

.
.
.
.

Next?
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

Errr wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:39 pm No need for the edit, gramps. I knew whom your senility was directed at.
Boomers. Not even once.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Kierland

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Kierland »

You can lie all you want but I can read a history book and I have seen your stupid neighbors in action. You live in a hell hole of heat and bugs and stars and bars. That you pimp it only shows how desperately dumb you are.
User avatar
Errr
Crack Whore
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:39 am

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Errr »

What I am lying about... the fact that you're a hapless prison bitch who lives a shithole of a state being overrun by illegals that will someday fall into the ocean? Or was it something else? And props on reading books, dude. When do you graduate from the ones that pop up and/or have pictures that you can color?
Kierland

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Kierland »

I get that you are stupid (and absolutely obsessed with my body which is creepy) but I was addressing your post. That’s what you are lying about. Mid-Atlantic :lol:
User avatar
Errr
Crack Whore
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:39 am

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Errr »

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlan ... ed_States)
http://worldpopulationreview.com/states ... ic-states/
https://www.legendsofamerica.com/ah-midatlantic/
http://www.studying-in-us.org/regions-o ... ed-states/

Virginia is categorically part of the Mid-Atlantic region of America. Only a colossal fucktard believes otherwise.

Anything else... or are you done licking my boots for the day, Pelican Bay Prison Bitch?
Kierland

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Kierland »

Nice reinvention Ekkk.

Image

Any other geosmack you want to run you hapless tard?
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

California is the Three Card Monte of states.

It's one big grift with shady people of no clearly identifiable origin looking to get in on the next big con.

It's like Times Square circa 1974, but with palm trees and substantially more broken dreams.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

Image

"Lets go to California. I hear it rains money there and everyone wins the lottery."
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
User avatar
Errr
Crack Whore
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:39 am

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Errr »

Kierland wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:15 amAny other geosmack you want to run you hapless tard?
Nice "Civil War" map of the US. I mean seriously, what is next, you link to a map from the 1500s and you tell me I don't even live in America at all?

:lol:

The last time I checked... we're in the 21st century and some of us humans, as well as this country, have evolved during the last 150ish years. Props on choosing to continue licking my boots, you one-eyed troglodyte.
Kierland

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Kierland »

No WE are in the 21st century. That is the whole point you floundering hick.
User avatar
Screw_Michigan
Angry Snowflake
Posts: 20574
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 am
Location: 20011

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Screw_Michigan »

schmick wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:33 am California has every type of weather you'd want...unless you want hurricanes, tornadoes and humidity.

What makes California suck is the leftist majority running the state in to a shithole

California tax payers spend 26 billion dollars a year on illegal immigrants and newscum wants to increase that by giving the illegals free healthcare now.

California pays the highest gasoline tax of any state. Californians pays the highest income taxes of any state.


The only way to retire in California is if you already owned properties in California and get a nice fat California pension. Like my mom who has a pension paying her over 200k a year and her and my dad have over 20 rental properties that they're paying 1980s value property tax on.
If you can't afford California any more, time to fucking leave. I heard that's called the miracle of the free market.

Or gentrification. :lol:

Take your pick, just hit the fukcing bricks.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
User avatar
Errr
Crack Whore
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:39 am

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Errr »

Kierland wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:54 am No WE are in the 21st century. That is the whole point you floundering hick.
You obviously haven't been to Northern Virginia since... ever. Most of my neighbors, and the people in connecting towns, are 'brown' and weren't even born in this country. About 1 in 10 people I personally know in NoVa are "from the area." Most are transplants from all over the country/world.

Heck, I am not "from here" --> up until 2016, I was in Boston. So what exactly is your point, Dunceland? I live in the richest part of the country where people/businesses are literally flocking to and you're sucking inmate cock in some 3rd world shithole that is being overrun by Mexico.
User avatar
Cornhusker
2018/2019 and 2023/2024 Pick ‘em Champion
Posts: 1480
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:13 am
Location: The Prairie

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Cornhusker »

Nebraska’s state slogan recently was changed from “The Good Life” to..”It’s Not For Everyone”
So all you posers just keep that in mind..
You are NOT invited!
Go Big Red!
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Dinsdale »

Cornhusker wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:41 am Nebraska’s state slogan recently was changed from “The Good Life” to..”It’s Not For Everyone”
So all you posers just keep that in mind..
You are NOT invited!
Understood. We read you loud and clear.

Sin,
Any Decent Football Recruit


With social media and whatnot, kids aren't so easily bamboozled into moving to a shithole.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Cornhusker
2018/2019 and 2023/2024 Pick ‘em Champion
Posts: 1480
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:13 am
Location: The Prairie

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Cornhusker »

Dinsdale wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:48 am
Cornhusker wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:41 am Nebraska’s state slogan recently was changed from “The Good Life” to..”It’s Not For Everyone”
So all you posers just keep that in mind..
You are NOT invited!
Understood. We read you loud and clear.

Sin,
Any Decent Football Recruit


With social media and whatnot, kids aren't so easily bamboozled into moving to a shithole
New Husker Mindset Leads 4-Star DT Hutmacher to Choose Nebraska

Hail Varsity caught up with the Huskers’ latest commit right after he made his announcement and asked what led to him picking Nebraska over Wisconsin and Oregon

So Oregon is offering No Decent Recruits?
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Dinsdale »

https://247sports.com/Season/2020-Footb ... mRankings/

Let me help -- you have to go to the bottom and click "load more." Then scroll down past Western Michigan and North Texas and Duke and Vanderbilt.

OH, HEY! There you are!
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Cornhusker
2018/2019 and 2023/2024 Pick ‘em Champion
Posts: 1480
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:13 am
Location: The Prairie

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Cornhusker »

Dinsdale wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:33 am https://247sports.com/Season/2020-Footb ... mRankings/

Let me help -- you have to go to the bottom and click "load more." Then scroll down past Western Michigan and North Texas and Duke and Vanderbilt.

OH, HEY! There you are!
It’s still early my brotha’
There’s something to be said about gleaning fit.
Frost had a good 2019. NU’s roster is extremely young, he turned over 75% of Riley’s roster his first year.
Plenty of fish still yet to be caught..he can afford being selective this recruiting cycle.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Dinsdale »

Cornhusker wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:43 am
Frost had a good 2014.

FTFY
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Cornhusker
2018/2019 and 2023/2024 Pick ‘em Champion
Posts: 1480
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:13 am
Location: The Prairie

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Cornhusker »

Dinsdale wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:49 am
Cornhusker wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:43 am
Frost had a good 2014.

FTFY
He did pretty good in 2017 too..CFL 13-0.

When I mentioned 2019, I was referencing recruiting.

I really hoped Frost would return watching Mariota and those Duck teams..he has a clone of that guy right now..

Really, the culture change and roster, while not glamorous..has kids that will be developed and not bailing for greener pastures..
It will take time, but the feeling here is not like anytime since the 90s..while that may never be achieved again, NU fans feel good about how things are similar to the old Nebraska way. Building with kids that what to be here.
Frost wants 500 mile radius kids. He’s been getting them.
We’ll wait and see...
User avatar
Joe in PB
2008 / 2009 JAFFL Champ
Posts: 4522
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:15 am
Location: Pacific Beach
Contact:

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Joe in PB »


Screw_Michigan wrote:
......just hit the fukcing bricks.
You should heed your own advice and hit the fuckin' bricks out of the country you hate with a passion under Trump.


Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

Butkus didn't wear an earring.
Kierland

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Kierland »

No body is gentrifying Rivertucky. It’s a hellhole of the highest order.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by Dinsdale »

Because Eugene is pretty awesome.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
FiatLux
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 3194
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:51 am
Location: San Francisco--The edge of the western world

Re: Best and Worst States to Retire

Post by FiatLux »

Shumuck lives in a desert in Mexico.


He's not bright.



the truth
Post Reply