A free 12-pack of Heineken?

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A free 12-pack of Heineken?

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I won't mention names, but I know some of you freaks would go for it.
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Sick fuckers actually drink Heineken.

One of the worst beers in Europe.
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I always wondered what Moving Sale looked like. I thought he'd be shorter. Maybe he's sitting on a couple of phone books...
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ML@Coyote wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 4:13 pm I always wondered what Moving Sale looked like. I thought he'd be shorter. Maybe he's sitting on a couple of phone books...


Sounds like someone got into your head. Sad.

By the way, everyone knows the guy in the video is KCScott.
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Uh, into my head? Like Spray is in yours? :doh:
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I would touch someone's dick, hell, I'd fukking blow him, rather than drink that skunkwater.
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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 4:57 pm I would touch someone's dick, hell, I'd fukking blow him, rather than...
I'm sure the list is long.
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Carson wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 3:30 pm Sick fuckers actually drink Heineken.

One of the worst beers in Europe.
Yep, almost as bad as Carlsberg.
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I'm enjoying my new signature.
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Slap wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2019 1:55 am I'm enjoying my new signature sexual fantasy.
FTFY
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ML@Coyote wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2019 2:26 am
Slap wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2019 1:55 am I'm enjoying my new signature sexual fantasy.
FTFY
Solid low-effort, ice-cold take ML.

Read less. Post less.
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Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2019 3:18 am Solid low-effort, ice-cold take ML.

Read less. Post less.
Solid? Not really
Low effort? Yes, that's true
Ice cold? Maybe

What interests me is your advice.

Read less? I've already accomplished this, since I'm hardly ever here.
Post less? This is coming from a guy who has posted over 17,000 times.

I like irony...thanks for the laugh. :grin:
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2019 3:18 am
ML@Coyote wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2019 2:26 am
Slap wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2019 1:55 am I'm enjoying my new signature sexual fantasy.
FTFY
Solid low-effort, ice-cold take ML.

Read less. Post less.

That'll Rack.
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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 4:57 pm I would touch someone's dick, hell, I'd fukking blow him, rather than drink that skunkwater.
Nah, I would drink a case of Hineken before I would blow someone. But I am hetero.
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BSmack wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2019 7:43 pm
smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 4:57 pm I would touch someone's dick, hell, I'd fukking blow him, rather than drink that skunkwater.
Nah, I would drink a case of Hineken before I would blow someone. But I am hetero.
Every non-homo would. Smackaholic admitted he is a faggot in a moment of honesty.
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