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How did the blood pressure thread devolve into a discussion about Latin American meat packing glitterati?
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Mikey wrote:I'm suggesting that the lettering in the pictures was added to the pictures, and not printed on the shirts.

Now you have me wondering if that isn't the norm with online tee shirts?

BSmack wrote:How did the blood pressure thread devolve into a discussion about Latin American meat packing glitterati?
Because why not? Beats calling each other fat... which surely would have eventually turned to... you.
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Mikey wrote:I'm suggesting that the lettering in the pictures was added to the pictures, and not printed on the shirts.

Now you have me wondering if that isn't the norm with online tee shirts?

Wouldn't be surprised.

I'm thinking they take a picture of a balck shirt, Photoshop some logo or whatever on it, and post it on whatever site they use to sell them. They get an order, send it off to China or India or wherever they're made, and have them printed to order. Never have to actually hold one or even be near one to sell them online.
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I have a hunch that shirts made by Right Wing Death Squad are probably made in the USA. Although it would be awesome if a shirt promoting the murder of communists was made in China.
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Dinsdale wrote:I have a hunch that shirts made by Right Wing Death Squad are probably made in the USA. Although it would be awesome if a shirt promoting the murder of communists was made in China.
You may be right, but I'm also thinking that the folks running the sweat shops wouldn't GARA even if they could read it.
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I'm just saying that if someone (sup Rooster) offers Screwey a helicopter ride, he might want to think twice.
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All this t-shirt talk is truly fascinating but can we please get back to the unhinged 50 year old man threatening to beat people up on the internet in 2018?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:All this t-shirt talk is truly fascinating but can we please get back to the unhinged 50 year old man threatening to beat people up on the internet in 2018?
Show up in Madison and he'll get to you. Watch out for the naked man with a heart over his cock. Don't let him offer you a drink.

Better yet, go to Kalamazoo.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:All this t-shirt talk is truly fascinating but can we please get back to the unhinged 50 year old man threatening to beat people up on the internet in 2018?
I'll meet him today at noon and kick his ass.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:All this t-shirt talk is truly fascinating but can we please get back to the unhinged 50 year old man threatening to beat people up on the internet in 2018?
I'll meet him today at noon and kick his ass.

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And I'll take a pic of me standing over him with a blood pressure cuff on.
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Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:All this t-shirt talk is truly fascinating but can we please get back to the unhinged 50 year old man threatening to beat people up on the internet in 2018?
I'll meet him today at noon and kick his ass.

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And I'll take a pic of me standing over him with a blood pressure cuff on.
While wearing an offensive tee shirt.
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I'll meet Arch on the deck of the SS Badger in the middle of Lake Michigan. I'll pummel his ancient black ass so bad, it'll make the Madison Police Dept jealous. Then I'll toss what's left of his disheveled lard-ass overboard and let the chinook eat like kings.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll pummel his ancient black ass so bad, it'll make the Madison Police Dept jealous.

This is a giant ball of awesome.
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Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:All this t-shirt talk is truly fascinating but can we please get back to the unhinged 50 year old man threatening to beat people up on the internet in 2018?
I'll meet him today at noon and kick his ass.

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But back on topic, my blood pressure is 120 over... your mom.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Btw rack any and all Jim Brockmire references.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:All this t-shirt talk is truly fascinating but can we please get back to the unhinged 50 year old man threatening to beat people up on the internet in 2018?
I hear there are some message boards that specialize in something called “smack chat” or something like that. I think they originated in Rome? Or maybe Fall River MA. I also hear they can be quite brutal and stuff. You really should take these conversations to one of those boards. We strive for something more refined here.
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Arch Angel wrote:Smelling fear is an aphrodisiac to me. Screwy, you want to visit Goobs in Madison, show up, let me show you how a black dude can fuck you over with two black eyes and a swollen ass using a cane.
Nice meltdown.
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Softball Bat wrote:I also hear they can be quite brutal and stuff. You really should take these conversations to one of those boards. We strive for something more refined here.
Smack can be brutal, personal, and crude. You might get punked on an occasion.

So BRING IT, you... fat... bald... uhm... LIBERAL... uhm... guy.
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Mikey wrote:I hear there are some message boards that specialize in something called “smack chat” or something like that. I think they originated in Rome? Or maybe Fall River MA. I also hear they can be quite brutal and stuff. You really should take these conversations to one of those boards. We strive for something more refined here.
Curious. All searches done through Google seem to indicate this so-called "Smack Chat" is an urban legend. The only thing coming out of Rome is some Nut that seems to be Stuck. As to Fall River...I believe they "Jimmied" that into the legend.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll meet Arch on the deck of the SS Badger in the middle of Lake Michigan. I'll pummel his ancient black ass so bad, it'll make the Madison Police Dept jealous. Then I'll toss what's left of his disheveled lard-ass overboard and let the chinook eat like kings.

Ooh, that would be nice.

Just hook it up dude.

Who the fuck, change my post, by the way?
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Softball Bat wrote:
Arch Angel wrote:Smelling fear is an aphrodisiac to me. Screwy, you want to visit Goobs in Madison, show up, let me show you how a black dude can fuck you over with two black eyes and a swollen ass using a cane.
Nice meltdown.
Actually, you can observe and take a number as well. I hope your Life Insurance is up to date.

Before I kick both of your asses in less than 5 minutes, we need to sign a clause that any pain and injuries you suffer by my head, feet, hands and TEETH, I am not responsible for. You can get Howey, Screwem and Howell to fill out the Affidavit.
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Arch Angel wrote: Actually, you can observe and take a number as well. I hope your Life Insurance is up to date.

Before I kick both of your asses in less than 5 minutes, we need to sign a clause that any pain and injuries you suffer by my head, feet, hands and TEETH, I am not responsible for. You can get Howey, Screwem and Howell to fill out the Affidavit.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:...you can't be real.
He's real unhinged.

Check out the "Hey bro's...I'm all better now. Let me back in, okay?" thread over at .net where he gets BTFO'd...
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:...you can't be real.
He's real unhinged.

Check out the "Hey bro's...I'm all better now. Let me back in, okay?" thread over at .net where he gets BTFO'd...
What is the .net?

You all keep bringing it up and no one has mentioned the actual site. Is it lame with all the has-beens and if so, I don't want it.
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Arch Angel wrote:What is the .net?
It is right next to the Iraq.

Everywhere like such as.
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