In his dome

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:02 am

Are you sure you're not Rick in Salt Lake?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:21 am

Nice white flag dumbfuck.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:08 am

ML wrote:Crazy like a fox, or just crazy? The effectiveness of behaving like you're unhinged in order to achieve a desired end depends upon convincing everyone that you truly are a little crazy. The problem seems to be knowing whether the Donald is the reckless child he makes himself out to be, or whether it's an intentional ploy to get his way. I don't think we'll ever know for sure. I can tell you this. Before I retired, I was a building contractor for nearly forty years. I always acted litigious and retaliatory when it came to dealing with others. I treated everyone fairly, but there was always the knowledge that I didn't let people push me around, and that if pushed, I would push back ten times as hard. As a result of this, I never once went to court over anything. The only thing I've ever used an attorney for was to write my will and defend me for a DUI I got years ago. That's a pretty good record for someone who has built the number of projects I have for as long as forty years.

Many other countries (that have a direct stake in this NK situation) are watching Don's act.

He's not solo and he doesn't have just himself to think about.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:23 am

Hey ML, keep in mind, this is the same tired act Midget Scale has been playing for years now. His only game is to call someone stupid, vapid, an orange snowflake and don't forget his affinity...nay, obsession for all things balck and cock. He doesn't answer direct questions, he's too arrogantly ignorant to do otherwise.

Hey midget, wipe the negroid cum splotches off of your tiny, cracked pursed lips and stubby fingers. You're spewing and typing nonsense. Good god you're a mess.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 3:12 am

ML@Coyote wrote:Are you sure you're not Rick in Salt Lake?

Pretty sure a midget lawyer (unproven on that lawyer part however) could have the net worth required that Rick would have needed to have for those 6 or however many Mickey D's franchises though.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:29 pm

So to recap:
ML@stupid makes a claim he can't back up and J and Derron decide it's a good time to think about my body and my profession, yet again, because neither can smack on the merits of the thread. Way to go you fucking tards.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:33 pm

Moving Sale wrote: because you are an orange POS.

Moving Sale wrote:Nice white flag dumbfuck.

Moving Sale wrote:None of that makes it worth remembering that a D dropped nukes you hapless tard.

Moving Sale wrote:You were the tard that said it was important that a D nuked Japan then when I called you out you said it was just an observation. Well tard which is it? ?

Moving Sale wrote:You really are stupid. The Korean's started the Korean War you stupid fuck.

Moving Sale wrote:Because you are retarded. Our involvement started with a UN vote you pathetically stupid sack of dried cum.

In this skirmish that is going on here, you claim ML has not backed up everything he said, and that others boo fucking hoo are piling on your size and profession, and not debating the merits of the thread. The merits of your contribution to the thread are noted above, which clearly are all the usual suspect blasts. The rest of us meanwhile do have your scrawy midget ass size to pick on, and the fact you are some kind of self pro claimed lawyer, which in general society makes you lower than whale shit on the bottom of the Mariannas Trench.

Answer me this: When you go to court and the judge asks for the defense counsel to stand has he pronounces another one of your clients guilty and he looks around and hears your squeaky little voice, but can't see you, does he say " Will you stand on a fucking chair so I can see your ass ??

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:39 pm

Way to prove my point you stupid nazi fuck.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:13 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Way to prove my point you stupid nazi fuck.

But you are soooo predictable.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:12 pm

Trump may be slightly crazy, but he's really not any crazier than Shillary. Let's say she was in office right here, right now, how would things be different?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:26 pm

Things would suck tremendously if pants suit was president.

She's a criminal POS of the highest order.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:36 pm

trev wrote:Trump may be slightly crazy, but he's really not any crazier than Shillary. Let's say she was in office right here, right now, how would things be different?

North Korea's bottle rockets would be dropping into SF bay.

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ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:37 pm

Sunday Morning with Moving Sale

Jane Pauley: I'd like to welcome this morning's guest, Moving Sale.

Moving Sale: Can I look up your dress? Do you have a black cock?

Jane Pauley: No and no.

Moving Sale: I'm an attorney, you know.

Jane Pauley: Are you now?

Moving Sale: That's what I tell everyone. Can I have another glass of milk?

Jane Pauley: More milk already?

Moving Sale: It's only my second glass.

Jane Pauley: Actually, it's your fourth.

Moving Sale: Two plus two equals two. Ha, ha, I learned that in law school.

Jane Pauley: Did you really go to law school?

Moving Sale: Of course I did. Do you think they would've let me play with the Play Dough if it wasn't a real law school?

Jane Pauley: I understand you claim to have a perfect courtroom record.

Moving Sale: I do, I do. All of my clients have been found guilty.

Jane Pauley: Aren't you supposed to get innocent verdicts?

Moving Sale: Oh no, that would be to hard.

Jane Pauley: I see.

Moving Sale: You obviously don't understand the legal system.

Jane Pauley: I guess not.

Moving Sale: Can you excuse me a second? I need to post a reply.

Jane Pauley: A reply to what?

Moving Sale: I use my cellphone to post replies. I have my own cellphone, you know.

Jane Pauley: So I see.

Moving Sale: ML@Stupid is trying to make a rational point.

Jane Pauley: Who is ML@Stupid?

Moving Sale: He's a stupid idiot. Isn't that obvious?

Jane Pauley: I guess.

Moving Sale: This'll show him. I'll call him a stupid vapid bag of dried cum.

Jane Pauley: Eek!

Moving Sale: Then I'll say nice white flag.

Jane Pauley: And that's it?

Moving Sale: Stick a fork in him, ha, ha. That'll teach him to mess with the master.

Jane Pauley: And you're the master?

Moving Sale: Yes, yes, stick with me, Jane. I know all the angles.

Jane Pauley: I have to be honest with you. You seem like kind of a dolt.

Moving Sale: Thanks so much. That's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.

Jane Pauley: Do you know what a dolt is?

Moving Sale: It's Latin for genius. I learned that in law school too.

Jane Pauley: Ah yes, your law school.

Moving sale: God bless my alma mater. Who knows where I'd be without my education.

Jane Pauley: Working in a circus?

Moving Sale: Don't think I haven't received some tempting offers!

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:52 am

Moving Sale: "Oh that ML@Stupid thinks he's soooo clever with his little script. Well I'll show him!"

The tiny, angry so-called lawyer grabs his monkey toy (the one with the black cock) and his ML doll. The doll doesn't look anything like ML, but the bitter midget doesn't know this, he just uses in feeble imagination), but he places the monkey on the red and white striped doll and mounts it with the monkey.

Moving Sale: "Take black cock you stupid, vapid fuck sofa! How do like them apples!" I like 'em all night and day, he titters. "Feel the wrath of my legal expertise!" He suddenly notices his glass is empty. "Mom! Can you bring me another glass of milk!"

Mommy Sale: "Didn't that nice lady Jane Pauley already bring you four or five glasses already?"

Moving Sale: "Fuck that vapid bitch! I want my milk, I'm a growing boy!"

Mommy Sale: "Son, you stopped growing years ago. See the mark on the wall? That was from thirty years ago. It shows two foot, five inches, the same size you are now."

Moving Sale: "You're out of order! ML@Stupid is out of order! Jay and Derron are out of order! I WANT MY MILK!!!! Wahhhhhh!!!!"

Mommy Sale: "Oh dear, you've pooped your diapers again my little munchkin. Time for a new one." She sighs. Again.

Moving Sale jumps off of his high chair, glass in hand, liquid brown stains running down his stumpy legs. He trips as he hits the ground, slipping on his own filth as the monkey jams itself up his wetly stained back side. An odd look passes over his pudgy bald countenance, his anger deflating as the monkey pushes its' member up even further up his fudge hole. "Well," he grins. "at least somebody likes me."

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:23 pm

Yes, awesome job. I see Jay and 'Yote both must have graduated with honors from Miss Tomlin's First Grade School of Creative Writing.

He're something else you might enjoy, PW, if you can get an adult to read it to you.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:26 pm

I see that Mikey is still a big old weiny.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:23 am

Rack Jay in Phoenix and Ml@Coyote for bringing it old school at a time when message board smack is... not what it used to be.
Thanks guys, that was a fun read.

Moving Sale,
By saying that please understand I'm not taking sides. It's about the art of smack. Speaking of which, I'll never forget what you did to Mike The Lab Rat. You exposed and beat the sh*t outta him on his own "turf"; that being the field of science. You don't have a lot of fans so there are plenty who will deny you have any bode in your trophy case. Bsmack is/was buds with the guy so he may voice his displeasure with what I'm saying.

The upshot is that Jay and ML shouldn't overlook you.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 2:48 am

velocet wrote:The upshot is that Jay and ML shouldn't overlook you.

Thanks for the commentary velo. But how can we NOT overlook him when he's just sooo tiny? :wink:

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 4:24 am

I will rack Jay and ML as well. That was a refreshing blast from the past, and a reminder that you have to bring more than a "you suck balck cock" .

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:31 pm

velocet wrote:Rack Jay in Phoenix and Ml@Coyote for bringing it old school at a time when message board smack is... not what it used to be.

Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:11 am

Jayne in Phoenix: Hey ML, what’s up?

ML@Coyote: Not much, how about you?

Jayne in Phoenix: Look, I know you’ve kind of retired from message-boarding but I could use some help over T1B.

ML@Coyote: OK, what’s up?

Jayne in Phoenix: That fucking Goober is tattooing my ass. Again.

ML@Coyote: Oh. Not sure what to tell you. Did you try the Kansas City Defense? That’s usually money.

Jayne in Phoenix: Yeah, he was all over that. I tried to accuse of him of the same thing, but…

ML@Coyote: Yeah, that would be pretty weak, even for you. Maybe you could broadside him with another of your “witty” song parodies.

Jayne in Phoenix: Yes, but I need something new. Everybody’s already heard my “drunken gay” haymakers. Besides, I always struggle with the meter.

ML@Coyote: Yes, I’ve noticed that. Maybe you could point out that he’s old.

Jayne in Phoenix: Aren’t we all?

ML@Coyote: Do what I do. Just create a made-up dialog. You can put in whatever words you want. That’s absolutely killer.

Jayne in Phoenix: I’m just going to insert some rolleyes here.

ML@Coyote: Well, I can’t help you. I’ve got my hands full with Moving Sale.

Jayne in Phoenix: Thanks anyway. I’ll see if Derron has some ideas.

God, I just love old school smack.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:36 am

ML@Coyote: Yes, I’ve noticed that. Maybe you could point out that he’s old.

Jayne in Phoenix: Aren’t we all?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:10 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Jayne in Phoenix: Hey ML, what’s up?

ML@Coyote: Not much, how about you?

Jayne in Phoenix: Look, I know you’ve kind of retired from message-boarding but I could use some help over T1B.

ML@Coyote: OK, what’s up?

Jayne in Phoenix: That fucking Goober is tattooing my ass. Again.

ML@Coyote: Oh. Not sure what to tell you. Did you try the Kansas City Defense? That’s usually money.

Jayne in Phoenix: Yeah, he was all over that. I tried to accuse of him of the same thing, but…

ML@Coyote: Yeah, that would be pretty weak, even for you. Maybe you could broadside him with another of your “witty” song parodies.

Jayne in Phoenix: Yes, but I need something new. Everybody’s already heard my “drunken gay” haymakers. Besides, I always struggle with the meter.

ML@Coyote: Yes, I’ve noticed that. Maybe you could point out that he’s old.

Jayne in Phoenix: Aren’t we all?

ML@Coyote: Do what I do. Just create a made-up dialog. You can put in whatever words you want. That’s absolutely killer.

Jayne in Phoenix: I’m just going to insert some rolleyes here.

ML@Coyote: Well, I can’t help you. I’ve got my hands full with Moving Sale.

Jayne in Phoenix: Thanks anyway. I’ll see if Derron has some ideas.

God, I just love old school smack.

It is rather refreshing. Been a while since we have had that good of a read.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:47 am

Fatboy Kim lobbed another rocket over Japan today.

lol

Fire and fury!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:24 pm

Softball Bat wrote:Fatboy Kim

I see where you're going with that.

https://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:14 pm

Mikey wrote:Are you on board with a preemptive nuclear strike, probably setting off WWIII?

Which part of preemptive are you struggling to comprehend? Not saying we should do it but if we were to nuke Pyongyang, it would end right there.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:52 pm

Of course it would simpleton...why didn't it already happen??? Cunt melt in 3,2,1...

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:24 pm

mvscal wrote:Not saying we should do it but if we were to nuke Pyongyang, it would end right there.

Yeah, 'cuz China would probably just sit still and do nothing if we nuked NK.

LOL

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:43 pm

mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:Are you on board with a preemptive nuclear strike, probably setting off WWIII?
Which part of preemptive are you struggling to comprehend? Not saying we should do it but if we were to nuke Pyongyang, it would end right there.

Babs, what the fuck are you doing, crawling around babbling your toxic bile like a diseased rat? "..it would end right there." In fact you'd no doubt have expressed this same demented analysis back in 1953. How do you look in the mirror?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:05 am

You have to forgive mvskkkal he is retarded.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:26 am

mvscal wrote:...if we were to nuke Pyongyang, it would end right there.

Certainly at some point in your life you were in possession of a globe, right?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:35 am

Keyboard tough guy military strategist.

#clown

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:28 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
mvscal wrote:...if we were to nuke Pyongyang, it would end right there.
Certainly at some point in your life you were in possession of a globe, right?

We know you have one.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:31 am

If you shake it, jizz snows down on those two bone smugglers.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:20 pm

And this is why that yellow bellied fucktard mvskkkal took is shriveled ball and moved to .net where everyone sucks his orange dick instead of smacking him.
Good god he is a pussifed dotard.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:11 pm

Softball Bat wrote:
mvscal wrote:Not saying we should do it but if we were to nuke Pyongyang, it would end right there.
Yeah, 'cuz China would probably just sit still and do nothing if we nuked NK.

LOL

Yes, absolutely nothing is exactly what they would do. We are their largest market. Without us, their entire economy collapses and PRC apparatchiks begin to adorn trees and streetlights. What the fuck do YOU think they would do? Oh, yes and then there is the fact that we could vaporize them before they could fart, as well.

Nobody is going to total war for North Korea. The Norks are tools to be discarded when no longer useful.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:25 pm

Yeah, if the U.S. suddenly nuked a China puppet state (which they've propped up for decades, to the tune of many billions of dollars) within a few hundred miles of their border, they'd probably just head to the bunkers and groove out to Elton's Rocket Man.

Then maybe post something funnay about it up on Twitter a little bit later.

Dolt, it would be the end of the U.S. economy if America nuked Pyongyang.

#buffoon

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:08 am

Softball Bat wrote:Yeah, if the U.S. suddenly nuked a China puppet state (which they've propped up for decades, to the tune of many billions of dollars) within a few hundred miles of their border, they'd probably just head to the bunkers and groove out to Elton's Rocket Man.

Then maybe post something funnay about it up on Twitter a little bit later.

Dolt, it would be the end of the U.S. economy if America nuked Pyongyang.

#buffoon

Many billions of dollars? They get that much out of the US economy every month. North Korea has been a useful distraction for them no doubt but that usefulness is reaching it's end. Soon China will be ringed by nuclear armed states in South Korea, Japan, Taiwan and the Philippines (under our operational control).

Nobody is going to bat for North Korea. They have nothing to offer.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:18 am

mvscal wrote:Oh, yes and then there is the fact that we could vaporize them (China) before they could fart, as well

Blow up everyone.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:56 am

mvscal wrote:Nobody is going to bat for North Korea.

Oh really?

If I'm not mistaken, China's been propping them up for decades.
lol

China has a strategic purpose for wanting NK there.

You know this but are too fixated on wanting things to blow up.

It's amazing what a simple simon you really are.

Jam a pick up your nose and scrape the resin off your brain.