Stanley won't take my calls or texts anymore so I wanted to leave this message here for him. Stanley, two large muscular black men knocked on my door last night demanding to know where you were. I said you don't live here anymore. I asked them if you were in some kind of trouble, but all they said is "I want my money!" over and over.
I hope everything is okay. Please sign in here, old pal. :|
Message for Stanley
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The Big Pickle
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Re: Message for Stanley
Can't talk right now bro....they are on the way over. Gotta hide! 
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: Message for Stanley
Rumour had it that Alan was through with Stan...I mean, how many times can one man have his heart dragged through the mud...
Alan still carries a torch for you Stan, that's obvious...don't let your love fade.
Alan still carries a torch for you Stan, that's obvious...don't let your love fade.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Message for Stanley
Jingle bells, Stanley smells
Of Alan's DNA
Oh what fun it is for him
Pretending he's not gay - HEY!
Jingle bells, Stanley smells
Like a total fraud
Oh what fun it is for him
Posting his fake Russian broad
Of Alan's DNA
Oh what fun it is for him
Pretending he's not gay - HEY!
Jingle bells, Stanley smells
Like a total fraud
Oh what fun it is for him
Posting his fake Russian broad
Re: Message for Stanley
Oh Alan's gone, oh Alan's gone
And Stanley is heartbroken.
Oh Alan's gone, oh Alan's gone,
No more love from dong to dong.
Stan's not only gay, in summertime
No, also in winter when he blows.
But Alan's gone, dear Alan's gone,
No more chode Stan can choke on.
And Stanley is heartbroken.
Oh Alan's gone, oh Alan's gone,
No more love from dong to dong.
Stan's not only gay, in summertime
No, also in winter when he blows.
But Alan's gone, dear Alan's gone,
No more chode Stan can choke on.
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The Big Pickle
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Re: Message for Stanley
Hey Poonman....just wanted you know that I'm safe. They came but I hide in the closet. They never knew I was there.
Anyhoo....while I was hiding in the closet I found another cool picture of us at Life Guard Tower 42 in Newport Beach
Good Times, Buddy! Good Times!
Anyhoo....while I was hiding in the closet I found another cool picture of us at Life Guard Tower 42 in Newport Beach
Good Times, Buddy! Good Times!
Re: Message for Stanley
Yeah...we know.The Big Pickle wrote:I hide in the closet.
Re: Message for Stanley
Rack the reindeer.