If we dont beat Ohio by 30.......

[Carr Guy]

I will quit this place for good. I swear on my mothers grave. I think you guys would like that judging by all the harsh comments ive read about me. But i plan on sticking around cause ive never been more confident about anything in my entire life. And this is not just fan speak, i have a better eye for football than most here as i used to coach offensive line for pop warner. i know what i am watching and i have watched Ohio play and let me tell you right now the University of Michigan is going to udderly demolish Ohio on both lines. This is where football games are won my friends. I know we have backup QB and I dont care. This game wont be close. I have never been more sure of anything. GAME OF THE CENTURY. All eyes on King Harbaugh. 42-10. Take it to the bank!

Go Blue!!!

[Carr Guy]

Look bud, i dont mean to come off a certain way but you dont know what your watching. When you flip the tv on saturdays all you see is large men running into each other. I know what im watching and ive been studying film all week on Ohio and i am telling you we will pummell these clowns. And stop calling me "troll".

[L45B]

You turds haven't scored more than 30 points in the 'Shoe in a decade.

Maybe you should set some more attainable goals-- like 10 points this year-- and gradually try to work up from there.

[Screw_Michigan]

Rack Carr Guy! Fuck the haters.

Oh yeah, fuck UM.

[Bucmonkey]

Carr Guy = M2, cept more fucking stupid...

[Goober McTuber]

Look bud, i dont mean to come off a certain way

You mean like a FAT fucking RETARD? Too late.

[Shoalzie]

Point spread is about right...I'd call Ohio State around a touchdown favorite.

Hard to predict when we still don't know who's the Michigan QB. It's probably going to be O'Korn and this is all posturing by Harbaugh.

This smells like a fairly low-scoring game...Ohio State 21-17.

[Dinsdale]

I think Michigan could beat Ohio by 30. Just not Ohio State.

Don't be so sure... Ohio just became the first FBS/D1 team to start 0-6 and finish 6-6. I'd say that meets the definition of turning a season right the fuck around.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

If by Ohio you mean Miami of Ohio, you're dead on.

[Screw_Michigan]

If by Ohio you mean Miami of Ohio, you're dead on.

Rack

Ohio is pretty good in its own right, playing in the MAC title game next week. I hate these scUMbag assholes who diss Ohio by calling OSU Ohio. Fuck them.

[Dinsdale]

Fuck... did I confuse insignificant MAC teams again?

My bad.

[Carr Guy]

"We"? Who do you play for?

Been a died in the wool Michigan fan since birth. I bleed Maize & Blue. Sold the family car so i could afford seasons tickets this year. If I can't say we who can?
Just over 17 hours til the GAME OF THE CENTURY! SO JACKED UP! GO BLUE!!!

[Screw_Michigan]

Fuck... did I confuse insignificant MAC teams again?

My bad.

Which trophy is your team playing for this year?

[Bucmonkey]

"We"? Who do you play for?

died in the wool

[Carr Guy]

"We"? Who do you play for?

Been a died in the wool Michigan fan since birth. I bleed Maize & Blue. Sold the family car so i could afford seasons tickets this year. If I can't say we who can?
Just over 17 hours til the GAME OF THE CENTURY! SO JACKED UP! GO BLUE!!!

So you're a pathetic fuck living vicariously through the athletic accomplishments of other people's children to make up for your life going nowhere and you not ever accomplishing anything?? Got it

Fuck you bitch. I donate my hard earn money to the program I'll say we if i god damn well please. I bet you dont say any of that to my face. If you want to test that theory let me know. Fuck Ohio. We win that game by 4 touchdowns if we dont shoot ourself in the foot. Fuck the refs, they fucking jobbed us as usual. In the bag for Ohio like always. Fuck me. Fuck my life. Fuck my job. Fuck my family. Fuck everything

[BSmack]

Fuck you bitch. I donate my hard earn money to the program I'll say we if i god damn well please. I bet you dont say any of that to my face. If you want to test that theory let me know. Fuck Ohio. We win that game by 4 touchdowns if we dont shoot ourself in the foot. Fuck the refs, they fucking jobbed us as usual. In the bag for Ohio like always. Fuck me. Fuck my life. Fuck my job. Fuck my family. Fuck everything

[Goober McTuber]

So you're a pathetic fuck living vicariously through the athletic accomplishments of other people's children to make up for your life going nowhere and you not ever accomplishing anything?? Got it

Fuck you bitch. I donate my hard earn money to the program I'll say we if i god damn well please. I bet you dont say any of that to my face. If you want to test that theory let me know. Fuck Ohio. We win that game by 4 touchdowns if we dont shoot ourself in the foot. Fuck the refs, they fucking jobbed us as usual. In the bag for Ohio like always. Fuck me. Fuck my life. Fuck my job. Fuck my family. Fuck everything

If we dont beat Ohio by 30.......

I will quit this place for good. I swear on my mothers grave.

See ya. Bitch.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Those who stay will finish third place in their own division back-to-back with their savior head coach.

[Dinsdale]

Which trophy is your team playing for this year?

Someone found the Platypus Trophy gathering dust in a closet somewhere a few years ago. Ir had been missing for decades, and no one cared.

But, We lost that one, too.

[Goober McTuber]

I think we ('sup schmick?) played for three trophies (so far) this year and won all of them.

[Carr Guy]

I dont think i should have to leave because Michigan SHOULD OF won by 30. If you watched the game then you know it went exactly how I said it would. But if you guys really want me to quit then i will quit. I am a Michigan Man which means a man of my word.

[Dinsdale]

See you next Tuesday.

[Bucmonkey]

Jesus Schmick, you really are a stick in the mud. Why do you even follow sports?

[Dinsdale]

Yeah, what's with rushing the field after beating your rival? We run out to the parking lot looking for opposing fans to punch.

Sin,
Fusky Fan