A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 1:30 am

My new favorite commercial. It's for a local distillery (haven't had the Barrel Hitch but Eastside makes some good shit).

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:00 pm

I saw one that was very similar recently, forgot what channel it was on.

A clear ripoff from the Carl's Jr. marketing genre, which is not a bad thing. More advertisers should follow suit.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:20 pm

It appeared to me be a clear ripoff of the Jim Beam ads.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:01 pm

Maybe it was Jim Beam ads I was thinking of but that is beside the point. The need for more scantly clad hotties in provocative poses is the important issue here.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:31 pm

I just watched it again.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:20 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:23 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:

One of the oddest rank 'em posts I've ever seen.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:08 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
One of the oddest rank 'em posts I've ever seen.

That's because you aren't smart enough to figure it out.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:22 am

Nice sense of humor, pedo. Obviously, if you had actually posted a rank 'em thread, it would look something like this:

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:25 am

You still don't get it.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:56 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:36 pm

Why do I get shit like this in my email?

:?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:09 pm

Because they know you'll put anything in your mouth if it's black?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:12 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Because they know you'll put anything in your mouth if it's black?

I thought we were bro's?

:?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:52 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:26 pm

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:42 pm

Roach wrote:A shot of vodka

Live Leak video of one sick bastard.

You can tell that man has a long, prosperous life ahead of him.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:39 pm

http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopi ... =2&t=22573

One more reason our country is fucked. These kids show organizational skills, leadership, teamwork and initiative and they get sacked for it.
And not one of the comments I saw even mentions that. Fucking tards.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:55 pm

Moving Sale wrote:http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopi ... =2&t=22573

One more reason our country is fucked. These kids show organizational skills, leadership, teamwork and initiative and they get sacked for it.
And not one of the comments I saw even mentions that. Fucking tards.

So that's what you get out of that? I get a bunch of insubordinate tards who don't know how to follow direction. Fuck 'em.

Like mvscal said: The stiff dick of reality.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 10:17 pm

It absolutely is reality. That doesn't make it right. They were sacked not because they did anything wrong. They were sacked because management is a bunch of scared assholes who are only looking to protect their precious positions and feel theatened by people who take the initiative to actually do something besides say "yes yes yes, whatever you say boss."
We are well and truly fucked.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 10:32 pm

Moving Sale wrote:It absolutely is reality. That doesn't make it right. They were sacked not because they did anything wrong. They were sacked because management is a bunch of scared assholes who are only looking to protect their precious positions and feel theatened by people who take the initiative to actually do something besides say "yes yes yes, whatever you say boss."
We are well and truly fucked.

What if they spent company time putting that together? I get what you are saying, I just don't agree.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:26 pm

Then they should be sacked, but they were interns so not much of a chance they were wasting company time.
I can tell you don't agree, that makes you part of the problem.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:33 pm

You run a business, correct? Who would you rather have? Interns who are focused on learning and contributing to your business, or interns who are more concerned about the fucking dress code? That's the beauty of interns. There are a billion of them, so if you get a bad bunch, you can shitcan them, teach them a valuable lesson and at the same time, hire new ones!

How do you know they weren't paid interns?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:51 pm

We argee they should be let go if they were fucking off (posting on T1B) instead of interning.
You can easily teach command structure. What you can't teach easily is organization, leadership and initiative nor can you manufacturer team chemistry. There are a lot better ways to handle this from a management standpoint, if the manger isn't a paninoid sniffling ass.
The only person who should have been sacked was the douche who didn't sign.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:23 am

The most amusing thing is that mvscal posted stiff dick in the thread title, when the story has nothing at all to do with dick.

Make what you will of that.

I have.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:55 am

I'm just surprised he was able to fight the auto-reflex & type stiff dick instead of black cock.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:56 am

poptart wrote:The most amusing thing is that mvscal posted stiff dick in the thread title, when the story has nothing at all to do with dick.

Make what you will of that.

I have.

I'm surprised we haven't heard from Stanley Q. lately.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 12:51 pm

Moving Sale wrote:http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopi ... =2&t=22573

One more reason our country is fucked. These kids show organizational skills, leadership, teamwork and initiative and they get sacked for it.
And not one of the comments I saw even mentions that. Fucking tards.

They weren't there to organize the fukking sordid clambake. They were there to learn how it works. Learning leadership starts with learning how to follow. They used valuable time that should have been learning the business, doing something else. In other words they were fukking off. So as mvscal said, the got the big stiff one. Sideways.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:07 pm

How do you know they used company time to write the letter? You are an idiot... as usual.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 4:41 pm

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 5:22 pm

Moving Sale wrote:We argee they should be let go if they were fucking off (posting on T1B) instead of interning.

They were fucking off, idiot. Their only mission was to shut the fuck up and learn the trade. Instead they were circulating a petition about the dress code even after they were told the topic was off the table.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:38 am

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:30 am

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:50 am

mvscal wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:We argee they should be let go if they were fucking off (posting on T1B) instead of interning.
They were fucking off, idiot. Their only mission was to shut the fuck up and learn the trade. Instead they were circulating a petition about the dress code even after they were told the topic was off the table.

Spoken like a good little grunt or shit manager.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Jul 13, 2016 11:24 am

Hey they wanted to put together a petition and they did so. They employer didn't see a need for their services anymore.

Nothing to see here.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:27 pm

2 California men fall off edge of ocean bluff while playing 'Pokemon Go'

Must be flyover transplants.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-m ... story.html

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:44 pm

No kidding. Seems like a good opportunity for some herd thinning.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 6:59 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:No kidding. Seems like a good opportunity for some turd thinning.
Fixed.

My gastroenterologist recommended this:

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:24 pm

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:43 am

Cicero and Crown sighting at the Olympics.