I met God and his name is Jim Harbaugh

[Carr Guy]

Howdy folks. Been while since I've been in here but had to stop in because I'm so jacked for the season!! I had a chance to meet and shake hands with the Prodigal Son himself and I'm still trying to come down from the high! What an unbelievable man and coach! Honestly every day I wake up I feel so blessed to be a Michigan Wolverine and wish everyone else could know that same feeling!

Anyway just wanted to give my season predictions. I know some people are saying it could take time to bring Michigan Football back to the glory days when we were dominating college football but I just don't see it. I think Coach Harbaugh turns this thing around instantly. His presence and leadership alone is worth 10 wins minimum and talent will win the rest. Bare minimum the days of losing to Ohio and Sparty are OVER. You can bank on that.

So here we go

AT UTAH WIN 42-20
OREGON STATE WIN 35-14
UNLV WIN 58-3
BYU WIN 34-20
AT MARYLAND WIN 40-16
NORTHWESTERN WIN 36-13
SPARTY WIN 30-27
AT MINNESOTA WIN 27-9
RUTGERS 50-0
AT INDIANA WIN 44-34
AT PENN STATE WIN 23-7
OHIO WIN 35-24
BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP WIN VERSUS WISCONSIN 38-28
1ST ROUND PLAYOFF WIN VERSUS OREGON 42-41
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME LOSS VERSUS ALABAMA 28-31

Yes I do think we stub our toe in the natty but it is Coach Harbaugh's first season and don't have his guys in yet. Hope to read some predictions from you all.

GO BLUE!!

[Screw_Michigan]

Couldn't even scrounge up a photo of the Prodigal Son wearing piss and fucking blue?

[Mikey]

Couldn't even scrounge up a photo of the Prodigal Son wearing piss and fucking blue?

Nike is testing out a radical new concept in uniform technology at Michigan this season.

[The Seer]

Carr guy's posts have some eerie similarities to the drivel emanating from the bay area.

[Goober McTuber]

I see at least 4 or 5 losses on Michigan's schedule. The first couple should send Carr Tard packing.

[buckeye_in_sc]

I love how the Ann Arbor College faithful are lapping up this dudes baby batter like there's no tomorrow...

Guy was good at Stanford for 2 of the 4 years he was there (correct me if I am wrong)...but he had a generational QB named Luck or some such...

he rolls to the NFL and does an excellent job with the 49er's until he lost the team somehow...

then he rolls into that shit hole up north and now they all think he can spread magic fairy dust and a roster of shit talent (outside of a few kids) is going to be magically NC material?? Laughable...

I can't wait to watch Utah roll these fools by 2 TD's

and yeah...I have heard all off-season from Ann Arbor College friends how Urban should be scared, etc...what the fuck ever

[Mikey]

Guy was good at Stanford for 2 of the 4 years he was there (correct me if I am wrong)...but he had a generational QB named Luck or some such...

Depends on what you mean by "good."

The team was 1-11 in 2008, the year before he got there. His subsequent teams won 4, 5, 8 and 12 games. Luck was there for the last two. Luck wasn't the whole team, but I'm pretty sure recruiting is part of what makes a coach "good." They also had a couple of players named Toby Gerhart and Stephan Taylor those seasons.

Expectations for immediate NC contention are pretty ridiculous, but give him a couple of years and maybe it will come about. Or not.

[Shoalzie]

And I thought I was greedy for expecting 7 or 8 wins...you can end the voting now for best Michigan troll of the year.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The good news for Michigan is Utah is behind them. The bad news for Michigan is they still have to play the best team from the state of Utah.