OK, this deserves Darwin status...

[Mikey]

Man killed by roller coaster was looking for lost wallet, cell phone, mother says

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/14/us/ohio-a ... index.html

[BSmack]

Amusement parks suck. People who go to them suck. People who jump into restricted areas because they can't be bothered to wait for someone to retrieve their wallet and cell phone and get taken out by a roller coaster are the epitome of suck. Hope they had an experienced jizz mopper on hand to clean up.

[Mikey]

Amusement parks suck. People who go to them suck. People who jump into restricted areas because they can't be bothered to wait for someone to retrieve their wallet and cell phone and get taken out by a roller coaster are the epitome of suck. Hope they had an experienced jizz mopper on hand to clean up.

Damn...get up on the wrong side of the bed today?

[Y2K]

At least he was easy to identify once they found his wallet and cellphone.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Amusement parks suck. People who go to them suck. People who jump into restricted areas because they can't be bothered to wait for someone to retrieve their wallet and cell phone and get taken out by a roller coaster are the epitome of suck. Hope they had an experienced jizz mopper on hand to clean up.

Damn...get up on the wrong side of the bed today?

It's understood that the new "Vacation" movie sucked, but that was a little extreme.

Wally World ain't that bad.