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Mostly because I took a position in Apple two weeks ago.

Get out there and spend your money now....the fucking nerds will just have to have these.

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get your asses out!
Nice try, Milton.
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I'll pass. don't even have an iPhone or iPad. Still using my MAC Mini OSX 10.6.8 Snow Leopard, which may need to be upgraded soon. Have a cell phone that is my mobile phone only.
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Derron wrote:Mostly because I took a position in Apple two weeks ago.
Two weeks ago? You sure are a trend setter. So you didn't get in at 3$ back in the day like smart people. How surprising.
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Moving Sale wrote:
Derron wrote:Mostly because I took a position in Apple two weeks ago.
Two weeks ago? You sure are a trend setter. So you didn't get in at 3$ back in the day like smart people. How surprising.
No Sparky I did not. Because I did not have the money in those days you fucking moron. But because it is not at $ 3, I guess I should not buy..nice logic Kramer.

But of course you would not understand the concept of making money even at a higher share price, so just run along now.
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Wolfman wrote:I'll pass. don't even have an iPhone or iPad. Still using my MAC Mini OSX 10.6.8 Snow Leopard, which may need to be upgraded soon. Have a cell phone that is my mobile phone only.
Enough already.
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2015 and I have never purchased an overpriced Apple product. Safe to say this watch will not change that fact.
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kcdave wrote:2015 and I have never purchased an overpriced Apple product. Safe to say this watch will not change that fact.
That's ok. I'll have a snapshot of my high-end Apple watch shortly.

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Why wear a watch anyway? My phone keeps time just fine.
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Left Seater wrote:Why wear a watch anyway?
Depends on who you are talking to.

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Left Seater wrote:Why wear a watch anyway?
Well that clears up one aspect of the problem with air travel these days.
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atmdad wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Why wear a watch anyway?
Well that clears up one aspect of the problem with air travel these days.
Hardly.

Commercial pilots are waiting for three other groups to green light a flight before they can even think about requesting pushback clearance. Ramp, gate and dispatch all hold the keys to an on time departure.

In my line of work the client usually gives us an hour notice at which point we hang out in the plane and wait.
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atmdad wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Why wear a watch anyway?
Well that clears up one aspect of the problem with air travel these days.
A'dad, where have you been?





Btw, Derron's dork watch?

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Derron wrote:Mostly because I took a position in Apple two weeks ago.
Doing what?
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Left Seater wrote:Why wear a watch anyway? My phone keeps time just fine.
Men with class wear watches. Children like you...discriminate against balck children on Halloween.
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Every 6 months...
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Why wear a watch anyway? My phone keeps time just fine.
Men with class wear watches. Children like you...discriminate against balck children on Halloween.

I am going to rearrange the furniture later today here in your dome. Just an FYI, it isn't like I need your permission.
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Left Seater wrote: I am going to rearrange the furniture later today here in your dome. Just an FYI, it isn't like I need your permission.
So clearly your response to (truthful) accusations of shameful discriminatory behavior is "I'm in your dome!" So shutyomouth of you.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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You just want to race bait, but can't even get the race correct.

No wonder you chose your line of work.
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BSmack wrote:
Derron wrote:Mostly because I took a position in Apple two weeks ago.
Doing what?
That is investment speak for "buying stock". Planning for my retirement. Liberals believe the government will take complete care of them in retirement. Spend your social security $ 24,000 or so per year carefully.
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Derron wrote:Spend your social security $ 24,000 or so per year carefully.
Well over $30,000 here, boss.
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