I'm thinking of starting a flame war

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:24 am

To spark interest.

Let's not kid ourselves.
We want to see people getting horsewhipped in here.
These are our roots.
It's how Jim Rome birthed us.

Don't even pretend to go contrary to what I'm saying.
You liar, you.

Before you go to bed, you're on the board, laffing at the flame spectacle.
Then, first thing in the morning, you log on -- because you can't wait to see what new Nagasaki has developed.

This is our true entertainment.

This is what they want

- Jimmy Connors

I have targets in mind.

Jap play forthcoming?

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:24 am

I think it should be with one of those anime or whatever the heck you call it forums. Or is that the ol' trolling/troll train I vaguely remember from back in the day

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:55 am

The imagery of Jim Rome birthing anything is disturbing enough.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:15 am

H4ever wrote:I think it should be with one of those anime or whatever the heck you call it forums. Or is that the ol' trolling/troll train I vaguely remember from back in the day

I don't know what this post is really saying.
So you have irritated me.

Now you are a possible target.

Roger was already a potential target.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 8:36 am

With board members stationed across the globe, this could become around-the-clock, "shock and awe" entertainment.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Feb 21, 2015 10:47 am

Carson wrote:With board members stationed across the globe,

Across the globe? Hmmm...Like where, Carson?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:43 pm

'tart, you're a soft little conservative jesus boy. You don't need to come in here and over-compensate by acting like a hard ass. Just embrace who you are.

That what you're looking for?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:27 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:'tart, you're a soft little conservative jesus boy. You don't need to come in here and over-compensate by acting like a hard ass. Just embrace who you are.

That what you're looking for?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

Are you looking to get run? Because he will do it... :o

Look, at this point...I don't even know you.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:29 pm

You get that, 'tart?

I don't know the guy. Please...I don't want to get caught up in your maelstrom of ass-whoopin'...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:59 pm

poptart wrote:To spark interest.

If it has to be artificially generated then forget about this place.

Go over to .net and scroll back thru the "babe of the day" thread and take spunkrag with you.

More worthwhile.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:17 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Go over to .net and scroll back thru the "babe of the day" thread and take spunkrag with you.

More worthwhile.

RACK

Sin,
Your daughter

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:54 am

Mgo, War Wagon...

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:23 am

a couple of shitstains came trolling through my kid's Clash of Clan's today and it must have showed cuz the old lady asked what that evil grin was for as I was hammering away on his tablet.
I laffed.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:48 am

DiT, nice to see you check in here!

Truth is, I borrowed "see someone get horsewhipped" from -----> YOU.
Long ago, you said this is what people on the board want, and I remembered it and used it here.

We all want to see whippings, lashings, floggings, and thrashings.

L-R, poptart, Derron

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:20 pm

poptart wrote:DiT, nice to see you check in here!

Truth is, I borrowed "see someone get horsewhipped" from -----> YOU.
Long ago, you said this is what people on the board want, and I remembered it and used it here.

We all want to see whippings, lashings, floggings, and thrashings.

L-R, poptart, Derron

nothing is patented around here, we all stole something from somebody!

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:52 pm

poptart wrote:DiT, nice to see you check in here!

Truth is, I borrowed "see someone get horsewhipped" from -----> YOU.
Long ago, you said this is what people on the board want, and I remembered it and used it here.

We all want to see whippings, lashings, floggings, and thrashings.

L-R, poptart, Derron

Wow..your game is just unbelievable. You call out everybody for a flame war, which you have no hope of winning and this is what you bring ??

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:35 am

I haven't called anyone out, Derron.

From the on-deck circle, I'm identifying some people I might consider being more "friendly" with -- and what kind of "stuff" they have.

I guess you could say I'm what this country is all about.

- The Mick

Most people smile when they make a list.
Do you have a bad attitude?

H4ever
Roger_the_Shrubber
MgoBlue-LightSpecial -- in his special administrator (is it global?) color
War Wagon
Derron

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:53 pm

This thread had such little promise...

...and even less delivery.

:|

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:14 pm

DiT wrote:nothing is patented around here, we all stole something from somebody!

"Shh, Meester David, you revearing Ancient Chinese Secret!"

"Psst, poptart is suck at game of stick. No say I tell you."

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:20 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
DiT wrote:nothing is patented around here, we all stole something from somebody!
"Shh, Meester David, you revearing Ancient Chinese Secret!"

"Psst, poptart is suck at game of stick. No say I tell you."

I promise not to tell the interwebs!

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:52 pm

Duly noted soldier. Good to see you in ranks, well done.

Carry on.

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:53 pm

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:38 am

H4ever
Roger_the_Shrubber
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
War Wagon
Derron
Jay in Phoenix

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:45 am

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:11 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

poptart wrote:

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:16 am

Nobody has enraged me, or flamed the fire.
Just a little playfulness.

As a kid, I had a game called Pro Draft.
All of the player cards had a phrase on it, summarizing the man.

Falls down a lot -- for example, was on one dude's card.
I remember that one.

:)

H4ever - mr. irrelevant
Roger_the_Shrubber - falls down a lot
MgoBlue-LightSpecial - high haughty hubris
War Wagon - red state yo-yo
Derron - showerless
Jay in Phoenix - loquaciously uninteresting
R-Jack - A horse is a horse...

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:36 am

[not dinner] C'mon now dawg [/not dinner]

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:16 pm

poptart wrote:Jay in Phoenix - loquaciously uninteresting

That it Pahtah, you runt frame wah, you got frame wah! Tennouheika Banzai mahtha fuckah!

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:04 pm

I miss the Hulk troll.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:15 pm

poptart wrote:I'm thinking of starting a flame bore

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:24 pm

poptart wrote:I'm thinking of starting a flame war

I always thought you doth protest too much regarding flamers. Glad to see you're finally coming out. I'm told it's liberating.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:21 am

Smokie, stop grinding your mental wheels on who is/isn't GAY in here, and direct your limited energy toward doing what you do best.

Scouring search sites[/Dinsdale] so you can music history factoid *WOW* 9 internet loners during 30 second music breaks -- when most of 'em are stumbling out to piss some of their drunk away.

the regular crowd shuffles in...
*burp*

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:10 am

Btw, when are ManbloRed-LightDistrict & Screwed_byGirlfriend going to appear on the international radio program again?

Last time they were on, I had to check out just as the couple was beginning their pillow talk segment.
What a regret of mine.

The North Chicago accents did detract slightly from the sexuality they were beginning to exude.
Male Fran Drescher types -- if she was from North Chicago.

Anyway, I do hope I can hear them next time.
I'd like to give them a shot.
I'm all about forgiveness.

Yoopers, legendary Bo stories, ice fishing, saunas, and butt plugs...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:38 am

Btw x2: Notice how many views this thread has gotten -- compared to threads with a comparable number of posts.

It is proving the point.

People see - FLAME WAR - in the title and they can't wait to go *clicky* on it.

Other threads, Joke, free travel info, my cuddly cat's name is ________, not so much.

People want -----> MAYHEM

Society is devolving, not evolving.

:wink:

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:44 am

poptart wrote:Btw x2: Notice how many views this thread has gotten -- compared to threads with a comparable number of posts.

It is proving the point.

People see - FLAME WAR - in the title and they can't wait to go *clicky* on it.

And when they go *clicky,* the disappointometer hits new highs...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:50 am

So far, pahtah is satisfy.

Btw... again,

Congratulations to: Miss Conduct (43)

!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:00 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:I always thought you doth protest too much regarding flamers. Glad to see you're finally coming out. I'm told it's liberating.

then...

poptart wrote:Smokie, stop grinding your mental wheels on who is/isn't GAY in here, and direct your limited energy toward doing what you do best.

and then just one post later...

poptart wrote:Btw, when are ManbloRed-LightDistrict & Screwed_byGirlfriend going to appear on the international radio program again?

Last time they were on, I had to check out just as the couple was beginning their pillow talk segment.
What a regret of mine.

The North Chicago accents did detract slightly from the sexuality they were beginning to exude.
Male Fran Drescher types -- if she was from North Chicago.

Haha. Rack Smackie.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:14 pm

poptart wrote:Btw, when are ManbloRed-LightDistrict & Screwed_byGirlfriend going to appear on the international radio program again?

Last time they were on, I had to check out just as the couple was beginning their pillow talk segment.
What a regret of mine.

The North Chicago accents did detract slightly from the sexuality they were beginning to exude.
Male Fran Drescher types -- if she was from North Chicago.

North Chicago? :?

Be careful what you wish for.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:18 pm

poptart wrote:Btw x2: Notice how many views this thread has gotten -- compared to threads with a comparable number of posts.

It is proving the point.

People see - FLAME WAR - in the title and they can't wait to go *clicky* on it.

Other threads, Joke, free travel info, my cuddly cat's name is ________, not so much.

People want -----> MAYHEM

Society is devolving, not evolving.

:wink:

So...so this was a test? A fucking test?

Wha...ahhhhh......!

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 3:53 am

Poptart is a doo-doo head.

There! I started it.

Just run with it,pop