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This is just the first of what figures to be a series of S. Korea PETs I will post.
In the first couple/few installments, I will post some mundane things.
"Everyday" things.


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At Chuseok (Korean Thanksgiving).
Mrs. Pahtah with three of her brothers, two nephews, and her mom. I told them to sit still and behave because I was going to
make them famous in America. They did pretty good, except for the younger nephew who ran some kind of smack to counter
me. Hence the look from wifetart.



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This is the apartment building adjacent to mine -- and it's moving day for someone, as you can see the truck with the ladder
trolley there. Elevators tend to be smallish and the apartment buildings tall, so this is the most common method of moving.



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Perhaps you might imagine that Darwin approves of this method. I've not researched injury and/or death stats related to moving
in S. Korea, , but... I'm aware of Murphy's Law. Patio guard rail and glass removed. Man standing very close to the ledge. Heavy
objects rolled up the trolley to him. No, not much could go wrong here. This move we see is just up to the 7th floor. Many of the
apartment buildings are more than 20 stories high -- and this same truck trolley method is used. *splat*



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A shot from my apartment, 11th floor. Korea is a beautiful country. Lots of mountains, nice coastlines, islands... If you look at
the lower left of the pic, the building has some brown containers on the roof.



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They contain bean paste, which is fermenting. Bean paste is used in a number of popular Korean dishes. I'm told that the
fermenting process works well when the paste is kept in these containers -- with the containers then exposed to the elements.
The same containers are used for fermenting kimchi, but are traditionally kept under ground, loaded with kimchi, for a number
of months.



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A look at a very typical Korean restaurant. You WILL remove your shoes.You WILL sit your f@t American ass on the floor. You
WILL eat your meal with two sticks. You MIGHT have a couple of pops of Soju.



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There it is! Dog stew. Delicious.



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Scoop it up!
Well, I opted out on this day and had Samgyetang instead. A form of chicken soup. Looks like this...

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samgyetang

Maybe mvscal can whip that up some Saturday afternoon. :wink:
After your meal, guess where you go?



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Old Skool.
There are still some of these around. Are you game for squatting over this so you can drop bombs? Lars?



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Fairly common sight. Old timer finds a corner, plops down, and sells the eats or goods. Cheap. No permit. Buyer beware? I'm
still living.



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Daughter of Pahtah.
She looks young, but is 25 here. I know you degenerates what to see skin. If you behave yourselves, you may see some Korean
excitement in future installments. This will have to do for now.



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Deal with it.
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Who is this scraggly old fuck?
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Goober McTuber wrote:Who is this scraggly old fuck?
Some swarthy sumbitch.

/s/

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Why are you licking his balls?!? WHY? GODDAMMIT, WHY?!? ANSWER ME!!!


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mvscal wrote:Why are you licking his balls?!? WHY? GODDAMMIT, WHY?!? ANSWER ME!!!
I'd love to give you an answer, but I'm too busy dodging substance & waving white flags.

Sorry, cabron.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Who is this scraggly old fuck?
Some swarthy sumbitch.

/s/

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For some reason I always pictured poptart looking more like this.

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BTW Daughter Poptah is cute. She looks like the kinda chick who'd be into...










































































































...hanging out at local coffee shops and discussing indie films.

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RACK
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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nice family, tart. now get to the korean porn.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:BTW Daughter Poptah is cute. She looks like the kinda chick who'd be into...

...hanging out at local coffee shops and discussing indie films.

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You're a sharp man, Mgo.

Yep, daughter of pahtah is a lefty.
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Amazing PET, poptard. My mind is still blown by how people move there.

Keep tabs on South Korean fighter jet procurement for me, will you? I need that for jizz-mopping. Thanks.
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Contrary to Mgo, I had something similar in mind when imagining your appearance. Just wondering how you fit in there - are there many other Americans walking the streets unmolested?


Nice work, 'tart.
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I am living in a smaller city, so there are very few foreigners here.
99% Korean.
For the most part, they are very welcoming to the American, though.

If you go to Seoul, and especially certain parts of Seoul, there are many foreigners.
A much different feel.


This is just the first PET I am posting.
You will see more things.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Image

Who is this scraggly old fuck?
PSUFAN?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Funny.

Scott asserted for years that you were a mulatto. Always felt like I knew better - always pictured you to look more like Bobby Riggs. Pleased to see that I've been validated. :mrgreen:

Rack the PET, pops. More please...
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88 wrote: The apostle poptah.
I know, I'm just saying he kind of looks an older PUSFAN.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
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You were great as Carl in that movie "Slingblade."

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Papa Willie wrote:The pix were great, but seeing Goobs trying to call somebody else old was just fabulous. :grin:
Kind of like when you call people fat? :lol:
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Why are you staring at a tree? Is there a knot hole you're fantasizing about or something?
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Your daughter is cute. My son would love her. He has a thing for Asian girls. But she's too old for him.
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trev wrote:Your daughter is cute. My son would love her. He has a thing for Asian girls. But she's too old for him.
How old is your son?
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Well, this just got awkward.
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pron wrote:
trev wrote:Your daughter is cute. My son would love her. He has a thing for Asian girls. But she's too old for him.
How old is your son?
21. Why??
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Age rule

(25 x 0.5) + 7 = 19.5

So no, at 21 he is not too young.

:grin:
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Oh, pron, you are truly adorable. But it ain't happening. :)
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So, is pron a chick or a gay guy?
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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