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Look more like the hats worn by the fire department. So much for the "flying saucer" in the Marines? Are they changing the cunt garrison caps too?
As an aside, I read somewhere that our military has only 2 brigades that are combat ready. Developing.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Marine officers vote on Friday whether they want to adopt the new hats
If the vote carries any weight (if it doesn't, why conduct it?), they can't blame anyone else if the girlies are adopted. Don't think the homos have enough clout within the officers' ranks (yet) to sway the vote in their favor.
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So, the Marines are gonna look like French meter maids. Awesome.
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3rd to echo the frenchy look

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Girly hats?! How do I re-up?!?!

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Having a personal crisis over what type of hat matches your outfit..........sounds pretty gay to me.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: Don't think the homos have enough clout within the officers' ranks (yet) to sway the vote in their favor.
I do. Marines are notorious faggots with an institutional short man complex that makes Midget Fail look like Andre the Giant.

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In other news, President Obama is Satan.

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Diego in Seattle wrote:In other news, President Obama is Satan.

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OK. So the Marines are femming up on their own initiatve. I'm not in the least bit surprised. As I said earlier...faggots.
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Wolfman wrote:"My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway
First name is Hershey.
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mvscal wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:In other news, President Obama is Satan.

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OK. So the Marines are femming up on their own initiatve. I'm not in the least bit surprised. As I said earlier...faggots.
You don't have to feel bad about washing out at Parris Island. Lots of female recruits do.
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There's a DJ/standup I once saw (Brother Weese) who said that when he served in Airborne they didn't think much of the Marines as tough guys. His logic was that a Marine was stuck with his lot no matter what, whereas a paratrooper could tap out at any time during training, no questions asked and go back to being regular cannon fodder.
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Personally i find the "blouse to socks" suspenders a bit extreme.
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Wolfman wrote:"My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together."

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i wonder if the military tells these kids the sand niqqers won't take a time out when presented with one of those..
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BSmack wrote:...and go back to being regular cannon fodder.
Regular US Army leg infantry are no less high speed than Marine infantry. Oh, and don't buy the puffy chest hype about "Every Marine a Rifleman!!" It's total bullshit.

The Marines are built and floated on bullshit.
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mvscal wrote:Oh, and don't buy the puffy chest hype about "Every Marine a Rifleman!!" It's total bullshit.

What does that even mean?
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
mvscal wrote:Oh, and don't buy the puffy chest hype about "Every Marine a Rifleman!!" It's total bullshit.

What does that even mean?
It means they think even a Marine Cook is some kind of goddamned ninja kickass machine that will stomp a boot up your ass and then face fuck you with his rifle. Whereas Army cooks are pussies. At least that is what I heard.
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mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:...and go back to being regular cannon fodder.
Regular US Army leg infantry are no less high speed than Marine infantry. Oh, and don't buy the puffy chest hype about "Every Marine a Rifleman!!" It's total bullshit.

The Marines are built and floated on bullshit.
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BSmack wrote:
It means they think even a Marine Cook is some kind of goddamned ninja kickass machine that will stomp a boot up your ass and then face fuck you with his rifle. Whereas Army cooks are pussies. At least that is what I heard.
Wasn't that, like, a Steven Seagal movie or something?

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