Any of you F'ers have a Jeep Wrangler?

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trev wrote:They aren't lezzie cars around here. My son got one...


Ohhhhh, dear.

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kcdave wrote:I don't recall Jeeps being lezbo rides around here.

That's because you don't have lezbos around there. Portland and San Fran are stuffed full of lezbos seeking refuge from the regions of bible-thumping idiots(sup, Flyover).

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trev wrote:One thing you should know: Jeep wrangler people have a secret club. They give each other a special wave on the roads when they pass each other.
Hello, trev.

You know I, too, have a "secret club" that I think you might enjoy but don't wait too long. My smoothly shaven junk eagerly awaits your exquisitely skillful ministrations.
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mvscal wrote:ministrations.
Must you use such big words?
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Dinsdale wrote:
trev wrote:They aren't lezzie cars around here. My son got one...


Ohhhhh, dear.

Denial isn't just a river in Africa, indeed.
supposedly, the mother is the first to know these thingies.
i guess there's always an exception to the rule
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Dinsdale wrote:
kcdave wrote:I don't recall Jeeps being lezbo rides around here.

That's because you don't have lezbos around there. Portland and San Fran are stuffed full of lezbos seeking refuge from the regions of bible-thumping idiots(sup, Flyover).

We're expecting Wag's Daughter any day now.
As you would expect, she is completely beholding to the legions of public trough feeding employees, and the liberal bastions of Eugene and Portland, and does not hide her hatred of business and all things capitalist and sensible. Her District is about 31,000 libtards to 3,600 Republicans.

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Cuda wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
trev wrote:They aren't lezzie cars around here. My son got one...


Ohhhhh, dear.

Denial isn't just a river in Africa, indeed.
supposedly, the mother is the first to know these thingies.
i guess there's always an exception to the rule
Are you saying my son is a lesbian?
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Derron wrote:The Honorable Tina Kotex...Speaker of the Oregon House

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What a perfect name for a lesbian.
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Van wrote:
Derron wrote:The Honorable Tina Kotex...Speaker of the Oregon House

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So this is what Bill Gates is doing with himself these days? Is he done feed/de-aidsing Africa?
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trev wrote:
Cuda wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:

Ohhhhh, dear.

Denial isn't just a river in Africa, indeed.
supposedly, the mother is the first to know these thingies.
i guess there's always an exception to the rule
Are you saying my son is a lesbian?
No, Dinsdale did. All I said is you should of already known.
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WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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Cuda wrote:
No, Dinsdale did. All I said is you should of already known.
Whatever, chump.
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Still looking. Still have not found the right one. Still have not seen a known lesbian driving one.
I may be heading up Iowa, or down to Oklahoma next weekend to check/buy one. Who/what's the best
deal on rental cars? I hear tale of promo codes that you can get. Scoop?
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kcdave wrote:Still looking. Still have not found the right one. Still have not seen a known lesbian driving one.
I may be heading up Iowa, or down to Oklahoma next weekend to check/buy one. Who/what's the best
deal on rental cars? I hear tale of promo codes that you can get. Scoop?
there's this place called the interwebs. You might try there. They even got this dude called google who is almost as smart as Dins. You could ask him.

And yes wags, I realized I just quoted the post directly above mine. I think I will make a habit of it from now on.
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Cuda wrote:And Subaru Foresters too
my wife drives a Forester, and it's a nicely built all time 4 wheel


as far as Jeeps go, I've never been in one that didn't rattle all the time
fuck you could drive it off the lot and the minute you exit the sales lot, they start rattling
oh and be sure and keep a close eye on your rear view mirror.....jeeps are notorious for leaking parts
get out, get out while there's still time
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If there is one vehicle on the road today that cries out-

"Pass Me! Because I am a NOT going to add to greenhouse emissions by driving anything over 10 MPH below the speed limit."

...that vehicle is the Subaru Forester.
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KC Scott wrote:If there is one vehicle on the road today that cries out-

"I'm Todd and I'm cruising your neighborhood"

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
KC Scott wrote:If there is one vehicle on the road today that cries out-

"I'm Todd and I'm cruising your neighborhood"

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kcdave wrote:Jeep?
The baseball bat wielding wife of off road vehicles.
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BSmack wrote:
kcdave wrote:Jeep?
The baseball bat wielding wife of off road vehicles.
Only if her arm tears off of her shoulder in her first hack.
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