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Yeah, terry, those foxnews cowboys have been known to shoot from the hip, unlike those at the rest of the networks. Why those fukkers are so thorough in their fact checking that they still haven't said anything on benghazi. :meds:

So, looks like dude did get an honorable discharge, but, apparently wasn't much of an officer.

11 year reserve O with a deployment and not so much as a NAM? = shitbag slacker

I suspect that he just got his walking papers from the reserves because there wasn't a chance in hell he'd ever make lcdr. And the military bends over backwards to promote minority officers.

I think we have a pretty decent picture of what this guy is, a loser slacker who fails at shit, then points the finger at his seniors and cries racism.
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Smackaholic appears qualified for a job at FoxNews.
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I have a feeling that in the long run they'll be getting a lot more than a new truck.
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Mikey wrote:
I have a feeling that in the long run they'll be getting a lot more than a new truck.
If I'm LAPD, I give them a new truck only if they sign an ironclad agreement to seek no further compensation. Otherwise, they take the truck, then sue the dept for a fuckload of caysh. Not saying they're not entitled to it, but why make a compensatory offer that will effectively serve as merely a down payment on what they'll ultimately be awarded in court?
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Smackie Chan wrote:why make a compensatory offer that will effectively serve as merely a down payment on what they'll ultimately be awarded in court?
Probably because they are trying to shape public opinion which (quite correctly) perceives the LAPD to be kill crazed lunatics operating without any discipline, restraint or control.
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Smackie Chan wrote:Not saying they're not entitled to it, but why make a compensatory offer that will effectively serve as merely a down payment on what they'll ultimately be awarded in court?
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Probably because they are trying to shape public opinion which (quite correctly) perceives the LAPD to be kill crazed lunatics operating without any discipline, restraint or control.

Yup. This is "short term" PR.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Mikey wrote:
I have a feeling that in the long run they'll be getting a lot more than a new truck.
If I'm LAPD, I give them a new truck only if they sign an ironclad agreement to seek no further compensation. Otherwise, they take the truck, then sue the dept for a fuckload of caysh. Not saying they're not entitled to it, but why make a compensatory offer that will effectively serve as merely a down payment on what they'll ultimately be awarded in court?
You'd think they might offer to spring for some Band-Aids too.
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Smackie Chan wrote: If I'm LAPD, I give them a new truck only if they sign an ironclad agreement to seek no further compensation. Otherwise, they take the truck, then sue the dept for a fuckload of caysh. Not saying they're not entitled to it, but why make a compensatory offer that will effectively serve as merely a down payment on what they'll ultimately be awarded in court?
Well, they both were hit by some of the bullets, weren't they? I don't know how many fuckloads of caysh it will take before it occurs to them to maybe not be triggerhappy
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After reading your post it suddenly occurred to me why they're paying for the new truck.
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Well, they both were hit by some of the bullets, weren't they? I don't know how many truckloads of caysh it will take before it occurs to them to maybe not be triggerhappy
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Cuda wrote: I don't know how many fuckloads of caysh it will take before it occurs to them to maybe not be triggerhappy
That lightbulb will flicker on when the cash starts coming out of their pockets.
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mvscal wrote:
Cuda wrote: I don't know how many fuckloads of caysh it will take before it occurs to them to maybe not be triggerhappy
That lightbulb will flicker on when the cash starts coming out of their pockets.
In other words, never, right?
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Apparently they found a note that read:
Nothing is over! Nothing!
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And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win!
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Who are they to protest me? Who are they?
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Shit is going down in Big Bear right now

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/02/12/po ... ?hpt=hp_t1
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Listening to it live right now. 18,000 listening never seen that many. LA PD swat enroute by helicopter.

http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?feedId=13038
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Media advised to cut their live feeds. Officers down.
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Radio feed taken off line for officer safety. FAA put up 5 mile TFR for media helicopters.

Dude is going to be summarily executed any time now.
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That sucks. This shit should be on live TV.

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HeH...tune in tomorrow asshats...
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Damn, I was hoping for Branch Davidians Part Deaux to pre-empt the SOTU.
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The color of the smoke suggests Dorner will not be the next Pope...
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Apparently they haven't confirmed that the charred human remains are actually Dorner.

Maybe he tied up a hostage and let him burn, hoping the body would be mistaken for him, and rode off into the sunset.

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On second thought, it's probably Dorner.

Sort of appropriate for Ash Wednesday.
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Ehh, i'm not a police officer, don't hang with with any police officers, and don't frequent where they hangout so I was never concerned.
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M2 wrote:The color of the smoke suggests Dorner will not be the next Pope...
RACKs given where RACKs are due. That was a legit LoL'er.

Please tell me what site you stole that from.
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They should have laid this track over the video of them burning him out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1iBqPxOB6I
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Mikey wrote: Maybe he tied up a hostage and let him burn, hoping the body would be mistaken for him, and rode off into the sunset.
That could actually work.

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I'll never laugh again at the gun arguments. After that little display of institutional cowardice, people need as much firepower as they can get. When I'm commissar of Buffalo, entitlements are a chicken in every pot and a Bofors gun in every driveway. RACK.. errr.. Kirk Douglas :?
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