chizik fired

[Bizzarofelice]

does that make half the SEC coachless

[Mace]

does that make half the SEC coachless

Auburn was already "coachless".

[Shoalzie]

Arkansas
Auburn
Kentucky
Tennessee

...who am I missing?

[Carson]

Press conference at 3:30 CST.

Search committee includes Bo Jackson and Pat Sullivan.

[Bizzarofelice]

chizik did pretty good when he had tubby's talent

[Carson]

chizik did pretty good when he had Gus Malzhan.

ftfy

[Mace]

I predicted that Chizik would do for Auburn what he did for Iowa State and then Cam Newton went out and won him a national title.....so we had to wait a couple of years for my prediction to come true. He might be a decent DC but he's incapable of being in charge of the whole show. Iowa State made a good hire after Chizik and are in far better hands.

[Goober McTuber]

So sad to see Auburn crash and burn like this. Couldn't have happened to a shittier, toothless, braindead fanbase.

[Bizzarofelice]

can you blame the coach if the players are arrested or don't qualify

i know the coach is doing his damnedest to get these kids on the field, but some of 'em just can't

[Carson]

So sad to see Auburn crash and burn like this. Couldn't have happened to a shittier, toothless, braindead fanbase.

Fuck you and your bratwurst-and-cheese cholesterol heart attacked frostbitten fanbase.

[M Club]

can you blame the coach if the players are arrested or don't qualify

i know the coach is doing his damnedest to get these kids on the field, but some of 'em just can't

you can definitely blame a coach for recruiting the lowest common denominator. character won't always win out on the field but at least it will get you on the field to lose in the first place since any 3-star will catch more TDs than a 5-star in jail.

[M Club]

and don't forget, auburn: turner gill's available.

[Carson]

Turner Gill is yesterday's news.

Auburn is looking at Charlie Strong from Louisville.

Does that satisfy your liberal guilt?

[Goober McTuber]

So sad to see Auburn crash and burn like this. Couldn't have happened to a shittier, toothless, braindead fanbase.

Fuck you and your bratwurst-and-cheese cholesterol heart attacked frostbitten fanbase.

Ask him when the Badgers last won it all.

Wisconsin has now surpassed Iowa as a nearly great team. Last year we finished 11-3, lost two games on Hail Mary’s and the bowl game by a fucking tuddy. Three plays away from 14-0.

This year we’re 7-5, with three overtime losses. Four 3-point losses, the other one an OT loss. So we’re 8 plays away from having a 26-game winning streak.

[M Club]

Turner Gill is yesterday's news.

Auburn is looking at Charlie Strong from Louisville.

Does that satisfy your liberal guilt?

Charlie Strong lost to UConn. Plus, he's black and liberals have moved onto Hispanics, so no.

[Goober McTuber]

WJOX in Birmingham said this morning that Jimbo FIsher is already signed as AU's next coach.

Sorry you had to hear it here, Roger.

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootbal ... rida-state

Nope.

This guy might be available:

[Mace]

You can hire Greg Davis off of Kirk Ferentz's staff....PLEASE! Rumor has it that he'll be losing his job after one year as Iowa's OC and I hope it's true.

[Carson]

Tater Tot is now Tater Farm.