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Americans love America but hate half the Americans living there. There should be a licensing board for Twitter and Facebook accounts except minorities just love themselves free shit.
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M Club wrote:Americans love America but hate half the Americans living there.
gets it.

southern missouri would be absolutely beautiful if it wasn't covered in people from southern missouri.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
M Club wrote:Americans love America but hate half the Americans living there.
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southern missouri would be absolutely beautiful if it wasn't covered in people from southern missouri.
You can apply that principle to the southern part of the United States. I have been spending my working days speaking to and working with people from all over America. As a rule, I find folks from out west to be reasonably well educated and capable of expressing their thoughts in a coherent manner. The same goes for the upper Midwest and Northeast. On the other hand, our brethren from the Deep South and Appalachia are, shall we say, not exactly versed in the nuances of simple communication. Every time I see the area codes 304, 251, 828... pop up on my dialer, I just fucking cringe. Because I know that there is a 50% chance that I will be talking to some slack-jawed inbred mutant barely able to express even the simplest thoughts without mangling them beyond all recognition.
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every single region in the states is the same 50% white trash meth heads and 30% the-man-be-holding-me-down minorities. the other 20% accounts for actual regional differences.
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of course, I'm sure there's someone out there who thinks the world would be a better place without my vile perspective in it.
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BSmack wrote:You can apply that principle to the southern part of the United States.
Disagree. Take southerners out of the south and you still have boring flat land, oppressive humidity and no seasonal change.
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Mgoo, you ever spend a winter in the south? Trust me, it gets cold. Miserable fukking cold. It just doesn't stay that way for long. Kind of like your neck of the woods can get miserably hot/humid, but it's not every day. Your weather fukking sucks. Their weather fukking sucks. As much as I hate to say it, the left coasters have weather bode on the rest of us, but, they got to put up with being surrounded by other left coasters.
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M Club wrote:Americans love America but hate half the Americans living there.
And Obama wants "revenge" on that half.
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:meds: Ja, and he just can't wait to inter all the rich dudes he's been networking with the last 30 years. Any other dumbfuck sob stories?
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Somehow, I dont think a bunch of white upper middle class people will overturn mini vans and set Starbucks on fire and trash the local golfcourse if Obama wins re-election
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BSmack wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
M Club wrote:Americans love America but hate half the Americans living there.
gets it.

southern missouri would be absolutely beautiful if it wasn't covered in people from southern missouri.
You can apply that principle to the southern part of the United States. I have been spending my working days speaking to and working with people from all over America. As a rule, I find folks from out west to be reasonably well educated and capable of expressing their thoughts in a coherent manner. The same goes for the upper Midwest and Northeast. On the other hand, our brethren from the Deep South and Appalachia are, shall we say, not exactly versed in the nuances of simple communication. Every time I see the area codes 304, 251, 828... pop up on my dialer, I just fucking cringe. Because I know that there is a 50% chance that I will be talking to some slack-jawed inbred mutant barely able to express even the simplest thoughts without mangling them beyond all recognition.

And on the east coast, a normal conversation between 2 individuals would be considered as a full blown argument on the West Coast...you rat bastards.
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M Club wrote::meds: Ja, and he just can't wait to inter all the rich dudes he's been networking with the last 30 years. Any other dumbfuck sob stories?

:lol: idiot
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smackaholic wrote:Mgoo, you ever spend a winter in the south? Trust me, it gets cold.
I lived in the south for 13 years. It doesn't get cold. I know cold.
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The few Obama people in my neighborhood will be fine. I'll stock up on some 00 ammo for my 12 gauge shot guns just in case.

Meanwhile this guy dumps something in 2012 so he won't have to pay the increased tax next year. Guess he did not want to pay----his----fair-----share ??

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See, there's a reason why we're considered so cutting-edge here...

why wait for the election?

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Protesters told KATU News police used pepper spray on marchers near the Lloyd Center at Northeast 15th and Halsey.
Wonder if this bitch showed up today ?

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She filed her lawsuit recently.

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Dinsdale wrote:She filed her lawsuit recently.

Best moneyshot ever. RACK the pig that hit paydirt!
No shit. In the pepper spray application world, that is textbook effectiveness.
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Dinsdale wrote:She filed her lawsuit recently.

Best moneyshot ever. RACK the pig that hit paydirt!
Care to piss on the bill of rights while you are at it you fucking needle dicked fuckhead?
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It's pretty tempting when I see a dirtball public defender trying to wrap himself up in it like he's some kind of hero.
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I didn't think the Right To Assault Police Officers was covered by the BoR.

Is that under Amendment 7 5/16ths?
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Dinsdale wrote:I didn't think the Right To Assault Police Officers was covered by the BoR.

Is that under Amendment 7 5/16ths?
So neither your brains nor your eyes work.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Mgoo, you ever spend a winter in the south? Trust me, it gets cold.
I lived in the south for 13 years. It doesn't get cold. I know cold.
OK, it doesn't get frozen wasteland type of miserable cold you get in michigan, but, it can get fairly close to it. It certainly does get cold enough to say that it has seasons.

Where did you live? I lived in Nashville for 3 years, which is kind of northern south, but still considered "the south". If you lived down near the gulf coast, then yeah, it doesn't get cold there. Still gets nasty though. In act, I think southern winter weather is nastier than northern. There is nothing more miserable to be outside in than 36 degree rain. I'll take 26 and snowing any time.
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smackaholic wrote:I think southern winter weather is nastier than northern.
Just shut the fuck up, idiot. You don't know shit about shit.
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There is nothing more miserable to be outside in than 36 degree rain. I'll take 26 and snowing any time.
Six inches of ice, three feet of snow, and sub-zero temps say you're wrong. I'd take 26 and snow all winter too if that were as bad as it got.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I think southern winter weather is nastier than northern.
Just shut the fuck up, idiot. You don't know shit about shit.
Yes and yes.

Fuckin tard thinks it's miserable when it's 36 and raining? The wtf would he do in 30 degree frezing rain? Or when it was 12 degrees out?
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Women like men who can handle the cold.

Most of the losers here can't.

lovebuzz likes a man who can handle it. Don't tell that to Van.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Women like men who can handle the cold.

Most of the losers here can't.

lovebuzz likes a man who can handle it.
that is why she is into ethiopian men. cause they're really familiar with living in the cold.
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DrDetroit wrote:Fuckin tard thinks it's miserable when it's 36 and raining?
Yes. Cold and wet is the most miserable weather there is with hot and wet coming a close second.
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mvscal wrote:
DrDetroit wrote:Fuckin tard thinks it's miserable when it's 36 and raining?
Yes. Cold and wet is the most miserable weather there is with hot and wet coming a close second.

Try starting a car when it's -25 C.
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That's why I've spent most of my life in California and Texas. Cold weather sucks ass.
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mvscal wrote:
DrDetroit wrote:Fuckin tard thinks it's miserable when it's 36 and raining?
Yes. Cold and wet is the most miserable weather there is with hot and wet coming a close second.
so you miss St. Louis humidity?
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Houston is worse but, no, I can't say I miss the humidity much or the mosquitos.

Or the smell of 'Off,' the redneck aphrodisiac. There's no telling how many bastards have been squirted out to the sound of cicadas, the smell of Off and stale Busch beer with Jack Buck calling Cardinal baseball on the radio coming from the car parked on the grass in the backyard.
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mvscal wrote:the mosquitos.
racist. but they usually stay in north st. louis so you can avoid them by taking the highway.
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and i do advise avoiding them
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smackaholic wrote:There is nothing more miserable to be outside in than 36 degree rain. I'll take 26 and snowing any time.
Yea, because we NEVER get 36 with pouring rain up north. :meds:
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
M Club wrote:Americans love America but hate half the Americans living there.
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southern missouri would be absolutely beautiful if it wasn't covered in people from southern missouri.
And St. Louis would still be a shithole if a bus fell on you. What's your point?
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Women like men who can handle the cold.

Most of the losers here can't.

lovebuzz likes a man who can handle it.
that is why she is into ethiopian men. cause they're really familiar with living in the cold.
No shit. Women also like men who don't needlessly subject them to the cold. I'm fairly sure that lovebuzz would prefer the weather we have here to what she endures in Ohio.
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